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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453

    #12181
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
    Foreskin gnawing rabbis
    Swallowing and not spitting - Waste not, want not.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Daisy Mae Johnson
      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15708

      #12182
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
      Swallowing and not spitting - Waste not, want not.

      Mike Tyson
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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #12183
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
        Mike Tyson
        Gay boxers

        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Donovan A. Mordecai
          True Christian™, Ex-Sand Nigra
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2013
          • 763

          #12184
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Gay boxers


          gay boxer shorts
          Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
          Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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          • Russell Holbeck
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2012
            • 735

            #12185
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Gay boxers
            Hello Pastor Ezekiel.

            Boxer briefs.

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            Thank you.

            Rusty
            Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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            • MitzaLizalor
              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2010
              • 14522

              #12186
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              needlework

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              • Paragon of virtue
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jan 2013
                • 547

                #12187
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                needlework
                That one faggot from Glee that died.

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                • Donovan A. Mordecai
                  True Christian™, Ex-Sand Nigra
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2013
                  • 763

                  #12188
                  Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                  Originally posted by Paragon of virtue View Post
                  That one faggot from Glee that died.

                  A good start
                  Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
                  Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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                  • Pastor Ed Lowman
                    Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                    Always kind and loving
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 1838

                    #12189
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Donovan A. Mordecai View Post
                    A good start
                    Adam in the garden before the fall.

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                    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 12414

                      #12190
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
                      Adam in the garden before the fall.
                      Eve.
                      Posted via Prayer

                      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                      Blogging for CHRIST!
                      Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                      All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                      Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
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                      My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                      • Cranky Old Man
                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                        You kids get off his lawn!
                         
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 22378

                        #12191
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford View Post
                        Eve.
                        multiply thy sorrow and thy conception
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Thomas Taylor
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Oct 2012
                          • 1486

                          #12192
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford View Post
                          Eve.
                          Stupid, ignorant woman.
                          Isaiah 66:15

                          For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23775

                            #12193
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Thomas Taylor View Post
                            Stupid, ignorant woman.

                            fatwhoreofravensrock

                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • MitzaLizalor
                              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 14522

                              #12194
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              communism

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556

                                #12195
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                                communism
                                The Catholicks
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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