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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453
    #12181
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
    Foreskin gnawing rabbis
    Swallowing and not spitting - Waste not, want not.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Daisy Mae Johnson
        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15708
        #12182
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        Swallowing and not spitting - Waste not, want not.

        Mike Tyson
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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556
            #12183
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
            Mike Tyson
            Gay boxers

            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Donovan A. Mordecai
                True Christian™, Ex-Sand Nigra
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2013
                • 763
                #12184
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Gay boxers


                gay boxer shorts
                Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
                Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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                  • Russell Holbeck
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2012
                    • 735
                    #12185
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Gay boxers
                    Hello Pastor Ezekiel.

                    Boxer briefs.

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                    I apologize for the pornographic nature of the photo.

                    Thank you.

                    Rusty
                    Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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                      • MitzaLizalor
                        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 14522
                        #12186
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        needlework

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                          • Paragon of virtue
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jan 2013
                            • 547
                            #12187
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                            needlework
                            That one faggot from Glee that died.

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                              • Donovan A. Mordecai
                                True Christian™, Ex-Sand Nigra
                                True Christian™
                                • Jul 2013
                                • 763
                                #12188
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Paragon of virtue View Post
                                That one faggot from Glee that died.

                                A good start
                                Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
                                Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


                                sigpic

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                                  • Pastor Ed Lowman
                                    Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                                    Always kind and loving
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2011
                                    • 1838
                                    #12189
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Donovan A. Mordecai View Post
                                    A good start
                                    Adam in the garden before the fall.

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                                      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                                        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                                        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                                        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Dec 2006
                                        • 12414
                                        #12190
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
                                        Adam in the garden before the fall.
                                        Eve.
                                        Posted via Prayer

                                        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                                        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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                                          • Cranky Old Man
                                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                            You kids get off his lawn!
                                             
                                            • Jan 2010
                                            • 22378
                                            #12191
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford View Post
                                            Eve.
                                            multiply thy sorrow and thy conception
                                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                              • Thomas Taylor
                                                Forum Member
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Oct 2012
                                                • 1486
                                                #12192
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford View Post
                                                Eve.
                                                Stupid, ignorant woman.
                                                Isaiah 66:15

                                                For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                                                  • Mary Etheldreda
                                                    Gushing for Jesus
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2011
                                                    • 23775
                                                    #12193
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Thomas Taylor View Post
                                                    Stupid, ignorant woman.

                                                    fatwhoreofravensrock

                                                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                                      • MitzaLizalor
                                                        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Sep 2010
                                                        • 14522
                                                        #12194
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        communism

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                                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                             
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 78556
                                                            #12195
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                                                            communism
                                                            The Catholicks
                                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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