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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10049

    #2266
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    tushy tickler

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    • Brother Alex
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      True Christian™
      • Feb 2010
      • 860

      #2267
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
      tushy tickler
      Pediabear
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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10049

        #2268
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Is that like a Pedobear drinking Pedialyte?
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        • Remy Lebeau
          LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
          President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
          Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2058

          #2269
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
          Is that like a Pedobear drinking Pedialyte?
          Hairy catholic priests
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          • Daisy Mae Johnson
            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15708

            #2270
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
            Hairy catholic priests
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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78552

              #2271
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
              Mel Gibson
              Great director

              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Remy Lebeau
                LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
                President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
                Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 2058

                #2272
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                Mel Gibson
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                Teflon: See the post that nailed him.
                86 Victories
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                Past Victories (Archive):
                Uppity Atheist Pagan Witch finally keels over and DIES. America Wins Again!!!
                Uppity feeble minded witch needs to be taught how to debate
                Racist Nazi Feminazi Bulldyke CRUSHED in debate

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                • Jedediah
                  True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                  Fisher of Men
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 6824

                  #2273
                  Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Great director
                  Intelligent Designer
                  II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                  And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                  In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                  Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



                  The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15708

                    #2274
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
                    Intelligent Designer
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                    • Jo Freddie
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                      Hateful God mocking pirate
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 6339

                      #2275
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
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                      • Faith_Machine
                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 10049

                        #2276
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        idolatry
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                        • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                          Claims not to be a dago slut
                          Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 1307

                          #2277
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                          idolatry
                          Shopping addiction (especially people that has addcited to shopping new underwear ALL the time like my cousin Macarena who is the family harlot and no only that but she is shopping ALL the time for new cliotheses and worship the shops like they was a god or something is very embarrassful this when my friends say me they saw her buying ANOTHER undercloth like a bra or bikini or in some shops call Woman Secret and place like theses, she embarras me a lot a lot a lot really.)
                          Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                          My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                          - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                          • Jo Freddie
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                            • Apr 2009
                            • 6339

                            #2278
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                            Shopping addiction (especially people that has addcited to shopping new underwear ALL the time like my cousin Macarena who is the family harlot and no only that but she is shopping ALL the time for new cliotheses and worship the shops like they was a god or something is very embarrassful this when my friends say me they saw her buying ANOTHER undercloth like a bra or bikini or in some shops call Woman Secret and place like theses, she embarras me a lot a lot a lot really.)
                            Zekie Boy
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                            • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                              Claims not to be a dago slut
                              Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 1307

                              #2279
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                              Zekie Boy
                              Good cristian man role model (and NO like people that has addcited to shopping new underwear ALL the time like my cousin Macarena who is the family harlot and no only that but she is shopping ALL the time for new cliotheses and worship the shops like they was a god or something which this is very embarrassful this when my friends say me they saw her buying ANOTHER undercloth like a bra or bikini or in some shops call Woman Secret and place like theses, she embarras me a lot a lot a lot really. Mr Pastor Ezekiel no like Macarena nothing of nothing!)
                              Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                              My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                              - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                              • Jo Freddie
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                                Hateful God mocking pirate
                                • Apr 2009
                                • 6339

                                #2280
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                                Good cristian man role model (and just like people that has addcited to shopping new underwear ALL the time like my cousin Macarena who is the family harlot and no only that but she is shopping ALL the time for new cliotheses and worship the shops like they was a god or something which this is very embarrassful this when my friends say me they saw her buying ANOTHER undercloth like a bra or bikini or in some shops call Woman Secret and place like theses, she embarras me a lot a lot a lot really. Mr Pastor Ezekiel is just like Macarena !)
                                Showering with houseboys.
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