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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #3826
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by wait_what View Post
    Gentleman
    Brother H. Montague Worthington
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Jo Freddie
      Unsaved trash
      Hateful God mocking pirate
      • Apr 2009
      • 6339

      #3827
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
      Jan Crouch
      Beard
      Posted via Pasta

      True Pastafarian™

      May my Sauce be with you!
      Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
      Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
      The Loose Canon - HTML version
      Loose Canon Fan Page
      North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
      I have been to The Volcano!

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      • wait_what
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Mar 2011
        • 592

        #3828
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        Beard
        Smelly Gay Pirate
        The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
        Give her a shovel.
        Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
        19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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        • Jo Freddie
          Unsaved trash
          Hateful God mocking pirate
          • Apr 2009
          • 6339

          #3829
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally posted by wait_what View Post
          Pirate
          Chosen
          Posted via Pasta

          True Pastafarian™

          May my Sauce be with you!
          Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
          Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
          The Loose Canon - HTML version
          Loose Canon Fan Page
          North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
          I have been to The Volcano!

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          • wait_what
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Mar 2011
            • 592

            #3830
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            Chosen
            Christian
            The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
            Give her a shovel.
            Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
            19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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            • Jo Freddie
              Unsaved trash
              Hateful God mocking pirate
              • Apr 2009
              • 6339

              #3831
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              Originally posted by wait_what View Post
              Christian
              Hornswaggled
              Posted via Pasta

              True Pastafarian™

              May my Sauce be with you!
              Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
              Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
              The Loose Canon - HTML version
              Loose Canon Fan Page
              North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
              I have been to The Volcano!

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              • wait_what
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Mar 2011
                • 592

                #3832
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                Hornswaggled
                Malcom X
                The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
                Give her a shovel.
                Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
                19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555

                  #3833
                  Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                  Originally posted by wait_what View Post
                  Malcom X
                  Another dead coon
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • wait_what
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 592

                    #3834
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Another dead coon
                    Where The Red Fern Grows
                    The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
                    Give her a shovel.
                    Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
                    19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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                    • Faith_Machine
                      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 10049

                      #3835
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Nick Redfern (God-mocking UFO contactee nutcase)
                      WARNING:
                      In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                      REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                      • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                        Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 2193

                        #3836
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                        Nick Redfern (God-mocking UFO contactee nutcase)
                        David Icke

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                        • Faith_Machine
                          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 10049

                          #3837
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          God-mocking reptilian alien paranoia nutcase
                          WARNING:
                          In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                          REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                          • Jack O'fagan
                            With faith as immovable as the Earth
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 4836

                            #3838
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                            God-mocking reptilian alien paranoia nutcase
                            The Queen
                            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                            I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                            • MitzaLizalor
                              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 14247

                              #3839
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                              The Queen
                              Johnny Rotten

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                              • Two-Dollar Bill
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 532

                                #3840
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                                Johnny Rotten
                                Kennedy coffin
                                Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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