[Cranky Old Man]

Re: How can you tell a REAL American™?

I never knew True Christians engaged in sarcasm? Could you provide me a bible quote where God advises us to be sarcastic?

Sure: 1st Kings 18:27, Exodus 14:11, Proverbs 26:16, Proverbs 18:21, Judges 10:14, Genesis 4:9, 2nd Corinthians 11:19, 1st Timothy 4:7, 1st Corinthians 4:8 and 1st Kings 20:11.

[idioticyoungfool]

Re: How can you tell a REAL American™?

Sure: 1st Kings 18:27, Exodus 14:11, Proverbs 26:16, Proverbs 18:21, Judges 10:14, Genesis 4:9, 2nd Corinthians 11:19, 1st Timothy 4:7, 1st Corinthians 4:8, 1st Kings 20:11, Romans 8:8, John 19:3, Zechariah 11:12-13, Ezekiel 2:6, Isaiah 47:12-13, Job 38:5, Job 12:2, 1st Kings 22:15-16, Judges 14:18, 2nd Peter 3:9, Romans 1:1-32, Acts 15:10, John 2:18-22, Amos 4:4, Ezekiel 34:4, 2nd Kings 14:9, 2nd Samuel 6:21, Judges 9:7-19, Joshua 17:15, Numbers 11:20, 2nd Peter 3:10, Galatians 6:12-13, Acts 26:28, Matthew 27:29, Matthew 23:34, Matthew 23:16-17, Matthew 23:1-2, Matthew 16:12, Ezekiel 34:1-6, Ezekiel 18:20, Isaiah 64:6, Isaiah 1:1-31, Ecclesiastes 9:10, Proverbs 22:6, Job 26:7, Job 11:12, Nehemiah 4:3, Nehemiah 4:2, 2nd Chronicles 25:19, 2nd Chronicles 25:18, 2nd Kings 18:24, 2nd Kings 18:23, 2nd Kings 14:10, 2nd Kings 1:1-18, 1st Samuel 17:28, 1st Samuel 11:10, 2nd Chronicles 6:30, 2nd Samuel 5:2, 2nd Samuel 1:1-27, Ruth 1:1-22 and Genesis 1:1-31.

I am surprised you overlooked all of those.

An interesting notion, I'd never considered such a tongue in cheek approach to the Bible. You're suggesting that the entirety of Genesis 1 was written sarcastically?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: How can you tell a REAL American™?

An interesting notion, I'd never considered such a tongue in cheek approach to the Bible.

The verses at the start of my list are the most explicit. I made the list shorter now to make that more clear.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How can you tell a REAL American™?

I never knew True Christians engaged in sarcasm? Could you provide me a bible quote where God advises us to be sarcastic?

I'm sure you have the scripture on hand stating that sarcasm is a sin.