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  • Lost Sheep McUinnean
    Linguistics and Translation Consultant
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2193

    #1

    Is it OK for my wife to do CHRISTIAN POLE DANCING?

    Well?

    She found this and has started recently. I'm not so sure. I really need some rest.






    Really need some advice here - I've had some fun, but I'm praying it's not sinful. At times I'm praying it IS - I'd rather have the repentance and get some rest.

    Advice brothers?

    Mc.
  • I-Hate-Juice
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Mar 2011
    • 69

    #2
    Re: Is it OK for my wife to do CHRISTIAN POLE DANCING?

    Well the only part which kind of made me upset, was when that woman said that this makes women feel more empowered and good about themselves. I don´t see any reason for women to feel such things.

    Maybe if you order your wife to do it so that she still understands her place in your household, doesn´t experience any sensations about empowerment and she cites the KJV1611 while doing it? You should also consider putting the pole in the kitchen, the natural habitat of a wife.

    YiC
    Paavali
    Matthew 28:15

    So they took the money, and did as they were taught: and this saying is commonly reported among the Jews until this day.

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    • wait_what
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      Forum Member
      • Mar 2011
      • 592

      #3
      Re: Is it OK for my wife to do CHRISTIAN POLE DANCING?

      For so many reasons this is pure evil. Just as IHJ commented, women need not feel empowered. They get enough of that while their husbands pay them any type of attention.

      Exodus 32:19-25 - Moses was pretty ticked about the dancing, and this is just after he told God to back off and not kill Israel.

      Exodus 15:20 mentions it as well.

      1 Corinthians 7:1-3 pretty clearly tells us that if this is to happen it is only if a woman's husband wills it for his relationship with her.
      The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
      Give her a shovel.
      Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
      19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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      • Immaculate Kiwi
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        Forum Member
        • Apr 2011
        • 71

        #4
        Re: Is it OK for my wife to do CHRISTIAN POLE DANCING?

        At first I was shocked by the thread title. I mean, what God fearing man would allow his wife to dance like a pagan from backward Poland, who are masquerading as Christian's! After I comprehended the misleading title and noticed it is fully endorsed by Fox, I am now placing a pole in the kitchen....
        Saved via Prosperity Theology, thank God!

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        • Lost Sheep McUinnean
          Linguistics and Translation Consultant
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2009
          • 2193

          #5
          Re: Is it OK for my wife to do CHRISTIAN POLE DANCING?

          Originally posted by Immaculate Kiwi View Post
          At first I was shocked by the thread title. I mean, what God fearing man would allow his wife to dance like a pagan from backward Poland, who are masquerading as Christian's! After I comprehended the misleading title and noticed it is fully endorsed by Fox, I am now placing a pole in the kitchen....

          Thank you Mr Kiwi.

          Of course I should have explained better. She does the pole-dancing at home, it's a form of exercise which she feels, in the privacy of home, will be pleasing to her husband. And indeed it is. Every Friday and occasionally on Sunday afternoons she practises this form of aerobics with her 2 friends Lola and Carmen. A thoroughly entertaining spectacle for just me and Lord Jesus to appreciate.

          And @ Wait-Warped and Just Juice - I expect an apology forthwith for slandering both myself and my wife's reputation.

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          • DemonessAngelika
            Unsaved trash, whore for satan
            • Apr 2011
            • 2

            #6
            Re: Is it OK for my wife to do CHRISTIAN POLE DANCING?

            Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
            Well?

            She found this and has started recently. I'm not so sure. I really need some rest.






            Really need some advice here - I've had some fun, but I'm praying it's not sinful. At times I'm praying it IS - I'd rather have the repentance and get some rest.

            Advice brothers?

            Mc.
            OMG that's awesome, your wife really knows what is good for her body!
            1 Corinthians 11:3
            But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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            • Lost Sheep McUinnean
              Linguistics and Translation Consultant
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2009
              • 2193

              #7
              Re: Is it OK for my wife to do CHRISTIAN POLE DANCING?

              Originally posted by PrinsesseAngelika View Post
              OMG that's awesome, your wife really knows what is good for her body!
              Thank you she does. She's in fine shape too.

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              • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                Claims not to be a dago slut
                Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                • Mar 2011
                • 1307

                #8
                Re: Is it OK for my wife to do CHRISTIAN POLE DANCING?

                Would be it aceptable for single girl do polls dancing in intimacy of her house wit doors close etc?

                My sister was ask me I say I don't so sure and I'll ask so I ask.


                YIC, Mari.
                Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                • Jo Freddie
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                  • Apr 2009
                  • 6339

                  #9
                  Re: Is it OK for my wife to do CHRISTIAN POLE DANCING?

                  Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                  Would be it aceptable for single girl do polls dancing in intimacy of her house wit doors close etc?

                  My sister was ask me I say I don't so sure and I'll ask so I ask.


                  YIC, Mari.
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                  • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                    Claims not to be a dago slut
                    Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 1307

                    #10
                    Re: Is it OK for my wife to do CHRISTIAN POLE DANCING?

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    It may cause you problems with your breaths
                    Why? Whit good proper esporty bra for control them and no be obstacles or fly around like I'm not know what, I don't see a problem. I

                    But is for my sister anyway, so no a problem for me personly.


                    YIC,, Mari.
                    Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                    My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                    - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                    • Two-Dollar Bill
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 532

                      #11
                      Re: Is it OK for my wife to do CHRISTIAN POLE DANCING?

                      I was much relieved to see that the video presented did not include an accordion.
                      Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29441

                        #12
                        Re: Is it OK for my wife to do CHRISTIAN POLE DANCING?

                        I am not going to allow Mrs. Hutchins to dance with a Pole or any other ethnic person. She has chores to do and when they are done, she has praying to do.
                        Last edited by James Hutchins; 04-06-2011, 08:18 PM.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Schibbolet
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                          • Apr 2011
                          • 36

                          #13
                          Re: Is it OK for my wife to do CHRISTIAN POLE DANCING?

                          Are these women really Church-goers? I mean they have marked their flesh with heathen signs?

                          Leviticus 19:28
                          Revelation 22:13-14

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                          • Immaculate Kiwi
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Apr 2011
                            • 71

                            #14
                            Re: Is it OK for my wife to do CHRISTIAN POLE DANCING?

                            Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                            Would be it aceptable for single girl do polls dancing in intimacy of her house wit doors close etc?

                            My sister was ask me I say I don't so sure and I'll ask so I ask.

                            I feel that would be perfectly fine, as it personally between her and the watching Lord Jesus. Her reciting verses of the blessed KJV1611 at the same time can surely only enhance this experience. Though I would prefer a Pastor's word of conformation on my humble view.


                            YIC, Mari.
                            Originally posted by Schibbolet View Post
                            Are these women really Church-goers? I mean they have marked their flesh with heathen signs?

                            Leviticus 19:28
                            Even thrashed porno star's and washed up whore's can be saved by the almighty Lord Jesus. I think this pole dancing class is operating out of a church gym, and it's Sunday. That makes them church-goer's in my eye's.
                            Saved via Prosperity Theology, thank God!

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                            • MitzaLizalor
                              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 14153

                              #15
                              Re: Is it OK for my wife to do CHRISTIAN POLE DANCING?

                              Originally posted by Schibbolet View Post
                              Are these women really Church-goers? I mean they have marked their flesh with heathen signs?

                              Leviticus 19:28

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