[handofgod]

Re: Ask a dutchman

So... you are now insulting holland? Please. Look at these pictures of you're leader that you whoreship.

Let's just stop being hostel please.

You asked a question about the sound fap fap fap, and I'm the one who awnsered. So who's to blame?

If all you americans (yeah that's right, americans are FAT!) used a bike instead of a car you would be much healthier. I'm not talking about you people offcourse.

About puting a finger in the dyke, she's probably referring to a dutch story about a dyke (you know, the thing that prefents holland from drowning). The kid put his finger in a hole causing holland not to flood. The story was written by a english/american writer. So stone her? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Br..._Silver_Skates

Could you please refer to a bible phrase saying dutch people are not aloud to camp?

Yeah, I just don't like muslims and germans, i don't care what they believe.

When you are reffering to foreign cripples, what is the country that is not foreign? America? please...

[Hitoshi]

Re: Ask a dutchman

If all you americans (yeah that's right, americans are FAT!) used a bike instead of a car you would be much healthier.

okay first you are steal my idea for thread. NOW you are make fun of how fat is America. that is total MY thing.

is obvious you are fixate on me and are try be like me. I am hope this is not turn into Single White female okay.

[handofgod]

Re: Ask a dutchman

Please, use proper english, you're <vulgarity removed> japanese <vulgarity removed> accent doensn't make sense.

And second, you think you're original being anti-america? Come to Holland, you've seen nothing yet.

Why whould i'd like to be a stinky japanese chink eyed yellow skinned shemale?

And last but not least, let's be nice to each other. and why would this turn in white female day?

[JennyD]

Re: Ask a dutchman

Please, use proper english, you're <vulgarity removed> japanese <vulgarity removed>accent doensn't make sense.

And second, you think you're original being anti-america? Come to Holland, you've seen nothing yet.

Why whould i'd like to be a stinky japanese chink eyed yellow skinned shemale?

And last but not least, let's be nice to each other. and why would this turn in white female day?

How DARE you come into this Godly forum and start spouting vulgarity and insults!

First, you set up a thread asking for questions. True Christians ask you questions, and you get offended and respond with insults.

Then, when our much-maligned MEMBER Hiroshima (who, you may have noticed, is a respected Professor of Engrish) notes that you keep stealing his ideas, you respond with vulgarity!

This is not acceptable behavior of a guest on this forum! You should apologize to Hitachi and all the Ladies of Landover who have been offended by your ungentlemanlike conduct!

[Juliette]

Re: Ask a dutchman

Please, use proper english, you're crappy japanese shitty accent doensn't make sense.

And second, you think you're original being anti-america? Come to Holland, you've seen nothing yet.

Why whould i'd like to be a stinky japanese chink eyed yellow skinned shemale?

And last but not least, let's be nice to each other. and why would this turn in white female day?

Wow. Some racist crap over here. Insulting well respected member Mr Hitachi for no reason at all.

Anti-America you say? What European country next to Great Britain and Poland, lead by a Harry Potter lookalike behaved like Mr George W. Bush his little puppy last years? (You can guess twice - hint, it's part of Amsterdam)

And about being nice to each other:

Did we Belgians ask you Dutch to come over in busloads to urinate in public against the walls of our ungodly cathedrals?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Ask a dutchman

Please, use proper english, you're crappy japanese shitty accent doensn't make sense.

And second, you think you're original being anti-america? Come to Holland, you've seen nothing yet.

Why whould i'd like to be a stinky japanese chink eyed yellow skinned shemale?

And last but not least, let's be nice to each other. and why would this turn in white female day?

We True Christians™ do not condone racism. While it may be a common practice amoung you eurotrash heathen scum, we follow the Holy Bible which says that ANYONE can be washed free of sin under the right circumstances. Even ornamentals.

[Juliette]

Re: Ask a dutchman

Calm down Miss Jenny. This guy is from Holland.

They are used to pimping themselves and their cities in orange at queens birthday, prince his birthday, princess her birthday, birthday of mother of queen, wedding of one of queens children (all of them), times when the national soccerteam is participating in whatever competition, etc etc etc

Their government looks like this in these days (200 a year i was told).

How DARE you come into this Godly forum and start spouting vulgarity and insults!

First, you set up a thread asking for questions. True Christians ask you questions, and you get offended and respond with insults.

Then, when our much-maligned MEMBER Hiroshima (who, you may have noticed, is a respected Professor of Engrish) notes that you keep stealing his ideas, you respond with vulgarity!

This is not acceptable behavior of a guest on this forum! You should apologize to Hitachi and all the Ladies of Landover who have been offended by your ungentlemanlike conduct!

[Wide-Open]

Re: Ask a dutchman

Is it me, or is there a little bit of hostility in this thread?

HoG, Sakamoto may be a little nip, but at least he remains friendly most of the time. You might want to steal that idea too.

I also love it when this happens:

Please, use proper english,

...followed by...

you're crappy japanese shitty accent

Like a sore thumb HoG, like a sore thumb. Too painful to put in a dyke really.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Ask a dutchman

So... you are now insulting holland? Please. Look at these pictures of you're leader that you whoreship.

Listen here, you little clogsucker, I've just about had enough of your insults and bigotry! That picture is a well-known fake, and you just can't wait to spread liberal Eurotrash lies, can you?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Ask a dutchman

I just saw a few threads like ask a jew, and ask a jap. I see a lot of people saying europe is gay and that we're communists. So if you have any questions about Holland, and our wierd ways of dealing with religion, our problems with muslim and so on, feel free to ask!

Why would anyone ever care about anything a Dutchman says?

And I have a question for you. Today we were doing a project at a school. It was about health, and exercise. At the end the kids got a diploma saying: "you are healthy". But one of the kids had numb legs, he was born this way. We gave him the diploma, was this okay to do? or did I have to tell him jesus doesn't love him? It was a christion school and at the end of the day he too prayed to God. some advice please!

That's a pretty horrible prank to play. Now that poor crip thinks he's healthy, he'll probably try to run down the stairs or something and end up even more crippled than he was in the first place. Is that what you do in Holland for fun when you're not fapfapfapping on your Dutchies, confuse cripples?

Let's just stop being hostel please.

Friend, I have never stayed in a hostel of any kind, and certainly not a perverted Dutch one!

About puting a finger in the dyke, she's probably referring to a dutch story about a dyke (you know, the thing that prefents holland from drowning). The kid put his finger in a hole causing holland not to flood.

What a vile little child. If God wants to flood Holland and kill everyone in it, that's His business and His alone. Good for God, I say.

Calm down Miss Jenny. This guy is from Holland.

They are used to pimping themselves and their cities in orange at queens birthday, prince his birthday, princess her birthday, birthday of mother of queen, wedding of one of queens children (all of them), times when the national soccerteam is participating in whatever competition, etc etc etc

Is it true that this dubious character was actually the Dutch Minister for Foreign Affairs for several years?

[Juliette]

Re: Ask a dutchman

Is it true that this dubious character was actually the Dutch Minister for Foreign Affairs for several years?

I'm not sure allthough he looks familiar.

What i do know is that this gay *excuse me* guy used to be the most popular politician of the country a few years ago before God decided that his time on earth was over.



And the next one is their present prime minister.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Ask a dutchman

I'm not sure allthough he looks familiar.

What i do know is that this gay *excuse me* guy used to be the most popular politician of the country a few years ago before God decided that his time on earth was over.

Pictured with his plural spouses, no doubt.

[handofgod]

Re: Ask a dutchman

It's absolutely true that we had a teletubie in parlement. He was quit good. His issuis on foreigners to be specific.

And we may have harry potter. But is it through that bush once kissed some oil sjeik?

http://911review.org/humor/img/saudi-taste.jpg

Still, Holland is far superior to America.