What exactly constitutes "fighting words"

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

I was at a fast food joint and the cashier says "You're a beef-lover right"? Now, I do not take accusations of beastiality lightly. I have no minataur children hiding away in some ghetto somewhere. He repented as I annointed his with oil. Straight from the fryer.

Also, once someone called me a "nerf-herder". He ended up having a tragic freak accident involving his genetalia and a waffle iron. Poor guy.

All this has me thinking, what is the exact definition of "fighting words"? Have any Biblical scholors worked this out?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What exactly constitutes "fighting words"

A nerf-herder?

Do I even want to know?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: What exactly constitutes "fighting words"

A nerf-herder?

Do I even want to know?

If I knew, I would know if you want to know. But I don't know, so I don't know if you want to know.

This reminds me of my most brilliant invention, the completely invisible hearing aid. My secret, was that instead of coloring thr hearing aid "flesh color" (which doesn't work because everybody has a different color of flesh) I colored it with bright orange earwax. The kind of color that makes you say "WHAT have I been sticking in my ears while drunk" or "I'd better not ask that guy what he's been sticking in his ears, or things might get embarrassing".

It was going to be perfect, but there was some sort of big-governmnt regulation about importing Chinese earwax. Those bean-counters thought of everything!

Now, I'm still not sure what a nerf-herder is, but if you ask the IRS, they'll probably have some sort of nerf-herding tax, and that might give us a clue.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You have my sympathies, Brother Jed. I too must endure the slings and arrows of false accusation and viscious innuendo. People say the wildest things about what goes on in my basement.

I guess I just have to grin and bear it.

[Sally Paulson]

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What happens if you pet someone else's cat? Sometimes I've been walking along the sidewalk and a kitty looks at me and mews....Dare I?

And if someone else pets my cat, do I have to fight them off, or else people will think I'm a...wimp?

I ask because my husband got in trouble, they won't tell me the whole story, just that he "stroked the wrong pussy".

[Nobar King]

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I'm not very happy when the kids call me "Santa". You may get in trouble for whacking a child with a cane, but you don't really get in trouble for trying.

[Mr.Warren]

Re: What exactly constitutes "fighting words"

Fighting words to me:

"Hey, do you like Lady Gaga?"

[BelieverInGod]

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Personally I'm getting tired of the femnazi dykes that want to "save me" from the horrors of True Christian(tm) motherhood.

They think I should leave my husband, abandon my children and go work some minimum wage job and live in a roach infested dive. This will "liberate" me from the horrors of my loving husband.

We were walking out of the store one day and I was carrying the bags (as usual) and some woman started in on how my husband should carry them since he's the man. I'm glad I was feeling mentally sharp that day, I just said to her "oh no, he carries the wallet and that's a much heavier responsibility". You'd think I had slapped her.

[Mr.Warren]

Re: What exactly constitutes "fighting words"

Personally I'm getting tired of the femnazi dykes that want to "save me" from the horrors of True Christian™ motherhood.

They think I should leave my husband, abandon my children and go work some minimum wage job and live in a roach infested dive. This will "liberate" me from the horrors of my loving husband.

We were walking out of the store one day and I was carrying the bags (as usual) and some woman started in on how my husband should carry them since he's the man. I'm glad I was feeling mentally sharp that day, I just said to her "oh no, he carries the wallet and that's a much heavier responsibility". You'd think I had slapped her.

It seems rather rude that she felt the need to intrude on your personal life which was none of her business. Although, I will admit that if I saw a women carrying her bags by herself and it seemed like a rather large load, I would offer to help. Also old people.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Re: What exactly constitutes "fighting words"

Although, I will admit that if I saw a women carrying her bags by herself and it seemed like a rather large load, I would offer to help. Also old people.

If I saw a woman carrying old people I would call the police.