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Ever thought of writing a script?
I thinking of writing a script for a movie. It's a horror movie called "gated community".
It's about these old folks who buy a totally fortified gated community, with all the latest and greatest security gizmos. And the lawns are maintained by illegal immigrants. The foreman is a real gentleman, think Hanibal Lector. Anyway, once the gates are closed Hannbal Lectorigrez, or whatever, takes over, the lawn crew being a gang of psychotic, drug fueled narco-terrorists. There's a lot of bloodshed, Aztek-style human sacrifice and so on, and then the police arrive. The try to storm the place, but the gated communities defense helps kill the crap out of them. The final scene has a gigantic napalm strike.
It's a sort of metaphor for how America has all these defences pointing outwards, when we need them pointed inward, at the illegals, and the false religions, and at the sort of guys who drink fine wine and eat fava beans or whatever. You know, queers. The last part with the napalm represents the apocalypse, and also because it looks cool and if we put all that money into building the set, we might as well blow it up.
It's about these old folks who buy a totally fortified gated community, with all the latest and greatest security gizmos. And the lawns are maintained by illegal immigrants. The foreman is a real gentleman, think Hanibal Lector. Anyway, once the gates are closed Hannbal Lectorigrez, or whatever, takes over, the lawn crew being a gang of psychotic, drug fueled narco-terrorists. There's a lot of bloodshed, Aztek-style human sacrifice and so on, and then the police arrive. The try to storm the place, but the gated communities defense helps kill the crap out of them. The final scene has a gigantic napalm strike.
It's a sort of metaphor for how America has all these defences pointing outwards, when we need them pointed inward, at the illegals, and the false religions, and at the sort of guys who drink fine wine and eat fava beans or whatever. You know, queers. The last part with the napalm represents the apocalypse, and also because it looks cool and if we put all that money into building the set, we might as well blow it up.