[Mrs. Rogers]

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in a positon determined by Bobby Joe

Hmmm ... dear Talitha, just be sure you are 'basting' the correct orifice.

May Jesus bless your baster, granting you a very Happy Impregnation Day.

[lilith]

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that be fightin talks, Miss.Lilith! but my kitty not needs to do no fightin, cuz he gonna sit his fat kitty butts on Mr.TCFH an squash him until he deads!

Petal,I'm quietly confident that TCFH can outrun your kitty.

As could the frog next door.

[lilith]

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Hmmm ... dear Talitha, just be sure you are 'basting' the correct orifice.

May Jesus bless your baster, granting you a very Happy Impregnation Day.

Great balls of fire - Mrs R is right,Talitha!

HOW will you know which one is the right one,Brother Mike not being overburdened with good looks?

[Brother Temperance]

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Petal,I'm quietly confident that TCFH can outrun your kitty.

As could the frog next door.

You have a Frenchman living next door to you? Every time I think the story of your life can't get any more sickeningly perverse, you manage to make me think again.

[lilith]

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You have a Frenchman living next door to you? Every time I think the story of your life can't get any more sickeningly perverse, you manage to make me think again.

Oh I WISH!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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I'm so glad this event couldn't take place. The images brought forth are enough to give anyone nightmares......for a very long time.

[Petal]

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HOW will you know which one is the right one,Brother Mike not being overburdened with good looks?

Miss.Lilith, that gots to be the most evil thang you ever posteds! an i shore that the future Mrs.Buttface is not amuseds

You have a Frenchman living next door to you? Every time I think the story of your life can't get any more sickeningly perverse, you manage to make me think again.

Mr.Temperince, it ever worser than you think, cuz if Miss.Lilith marrys Mr.Frog she not have to shave unner her arms or her legs ever agains, them frog men have a unnateral attrackshun to hairy pits, an i heards that them noo zeeland ladys are so hairys they woulda been considereds unkempt in 1972

Miss.Lilith, you needs to repents of that there froggie lurve, it true

[Remy Lebeau]

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Good news Sisters!!!!!!!
Anyway....

I'm hoping we can all pull together to throw Sister Tali a wonderful quickie Bridal Shower at my place next weekend.

A little get together? Think sister Talitha would like some Dicken's Cider at the party?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Ooooweeeee Brother Remy. I'd love a little Dickens Cider myself!

Please bring a few jugs full!

[SUV]

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I would enjoy a little Dickens too.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Why, I never let Pastor Zeke leave my house before he has had a little Dicken's Cider.

It's sooooooo delightful!

Glowing, Sister Thumper

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Why, I never let Pastor Zeke leave my house before he has had a little Dicken's Cider.

It's sooooooo delightful!

Glowing, Sister Thumper

I don't want to spread any rumours, but Sister Thumper does love a large Dickens Cider before lunch every day. And I am always happy to provide it. Praise Jesus, I like to see her beg for it, just to add excitement to the occasion. But I always give it to her in the end.

[Talitha]

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I don't want to spread any rumours, but Sister Thumper does love a large Dickens Cider before lunch every day. And I am always happy to provide it. Praise Jesus, I like to see her beg for it, just to add excitement to the occasion. But I always give it to her in the end.

Seeing Sister Thumper with YOUR Dicken's Cider must be a sight to behold.
Personally, I like to have several Dicken's before I go to sleep at night.

[lilith]

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Miss.Lilith, that gots to be the most evil thang you ever posteds! an i shore that the future Mrs.Buttface is not amuseds




I try Petal,I try...polishes fingernails modestly.


Mr.Temperince, it ever worser than you think, cuz if Miss.Lilith marrys Mr.Frog she not have to shave unner her arms or her legs ever agains, them frog men have a unnateral attrackshun to hairy pits, an i heards that them noo zeeland ladys are so hairys they woulda been considereds unkempt in 1972

Miss.Lilith, you needs to repents of that there froggie lurve, it true

I should be so lucky!
It's an actual frog,NOT unhappily a French bloke. (Apparently they can cook.)

[Brother Temperance]

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I should be so lucky!
It's an actual frog,NOT unhappily a French bloke. (Apparently they can cook.)

Cooking is for homers and the French. Toast with mayonnaise by day and rice with ketchup by night is all you need. Why waste money on singredients when you could be tithing to JESUS?