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I believe the title of your worthless thread said 'funny'. Why must you lie?O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Post Your Funny Jesus Pics
This one is quite funny, BRB means be right back. Often used by gamers or computer nerds. You know, cause jesus was put on the cross, and he came back a few days later he says "brb". And To prove it's funny: The lady even says lol! lol means laughing out lout, so it must be funny because it's written.
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Re: Post Your Funny Jesus Pics
It's not funny when you have to explain it, ya tard.Originally posted by handofgod View PostThis one is quite funny, BRB means be right back. Often used by gamers or computer nerds. You know, cause jesus was put on the cross, and he came back a few days later he says "brb". And To prove it's funny: The lady even says lol! lol means laughing out lout, so it must be funny because it's written.
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What is a tard? I suspect you mean "retard". If you think i'm mentaly retarded, than how can I use a computer? I may be a communist or a liberal, but i'm certainly not a tard. Or a pop tard.When our enemies strike us, we must not retaliate; we must even turn the other cheek. And we must forigve -- not seven times, but seventy times seven.Comment
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Re: Post Your Funny Jesus Pics
Originally posted by handofgod View Post
What do you think ladyboy?
That because you know how to use a computer you're f*cking Einstein?
You posted something extremely boring and Sister Thumper showed you your place. Case Closed.
Go do something usefull like reading the bible.
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That first picture looks like Val Kilmer. We don't worship second rate actors here like you homers do. I'm sure Jesus has made a note of your blasphemy.Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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There is nothing funny about Jesus.
And the heathen who started this thread looks like one of those spic gangbangers. Probably a mary worshiper. They laugh at Christ all the time.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Post Your Funny Jesus Pics
Originally posted by handofgod View PostThis one is quite funny, BRB means be right back. Often used by gamers or computer nerds. You know, cause jesus was put on the cross, and he came back a few days later he says "brb". And To prove it's funny: The lady even says lol! lol means laughing out lout, so it must be funny because it's written.
I am still not get it.Comment
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Oh Hitoshi, bless your heart. You're slow, but you try so hard.Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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I understand the thought behind the jokes, but I fail to see the humor behind them.Comment
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That's because humor requires wit, Miss S. These wee lads lack it.Originally posted by Scheherazade View Post
I'm glad to see you do not laugh at Jesus at every opportunity, like your heathen Muslim relatives. Indeed, you are well on your way to Salvation(tm)!
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Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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Brother Wide-Open, I appreciate your attempt to explain the temporary death of Christ in a way that Hitoshi's tiny brain can understand, but I find that photoshopped picture blasphemous and highly, highly offensive. I am afraid your eagerness to convert the revolting, buck-toothed, heathen Jap clouded your normally sound judgment.Comment
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