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Hitoshi may not be a Chink but the Slants all look the same to me!
He may understand this..
Hitoshi may not be a Chink but the Slants all look the same to me!
He may understand this..
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Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Apologies again Brother Hatchet.Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
It seems my behaviour is slipping lately. It's a good thing you can't see what props I have to use converting Belgians.
And although they are not graven images, nor made out of shittim wood, they certainly are molten.
It's no fun having to point at a plastic Jesus, making wild gestures, and shouting "THIS IS JESUS, YOU FOOLS! NO, IT's NOT ACTION MAN. IT'S JESUS!" But there is no other way to communicate with them.
This may explain why I'm not always finding the right "tone" on LBC. Anyway, my sincere apologies.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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Do not fret, dear Brother! We all make mistakes, although I cannot specifically recall a time when I have done so. No need to apologize. Your lapses in judgment are sparse. You are nearly always judicious.Originally posted by Wide-Open View PostApologies again Brother Hatchet. It seems my behaviour is slipping lately. It's a good thing you can't see what props I have to use converting Belgians.
And although they are not graven images, nor made out of shittim wood, they certainly are molten. It's no fun having to point at a plastic Jesus, making wild gestures, and shouting "THIS IS JESUS, YOU FOOLS! NO, IT's NOT ACTION MAN. IT'S JESUS!" But there is no other way to communicate with them.
This may explain why I'm not always finding the right "tone" on LBC. Anyway, my sincere apologies.Comment
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my face is special and hansome is not carbon copy give me break. you need for learn how recognize. here practise with game of where Hitoshi okay. it will give sharp eye for detail and also is much fun!Originally posted by Sister Talitha View PostLast edited by Hitoshi; 02-19-2008, 09:42 AM.Comment
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okay is total ridiculous Old man is remove "a" from post. ass is not big swear word and ass also is in word asterisk so is not make sense for take out word and then put in something that is contain word which you are take out. get the clues man.Originally posted by Hitoshi View PostComment
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Don't know if it's funny but I like this one.
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This Picture is also not funny.
It's how I imagine Jesus will look when I meet HIM.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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It looks rather familiar.Originally posted by Juliette View PostDon't know if it's funny but I like this one.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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Glory Sister!Originally posted by Sister Talitha View PostThis Picture is also not funny.
It's how I imagine Jesus will look when I meet HIM.
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That reminds me of the time Pastor Zeke dressed up like an Angel for me.
Bless his precious heart!Attached FilesComment
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OK, found you. You're next to the girl with the yellow balloon, am I right?Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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Jesus - the way , the truth and the Light.
Does anyone know of somebody who can make reproductions (no pun intended) of this switch?
Attached FilesThe devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XLComment
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I spotted him!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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(Forgive me Jesus)Attached FilesJesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.Comment
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I await the manufacture of the Mary Mother of Jesus Power socket.Originally posted by Brother Guy View PostJesus - the way , the truth and the Light.
Does anyone know of somebody who can make reproductions (no pun intended) of this switch?
The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XLComment
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