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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Re: The Number Game

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    The number of times I asked my ex neighbor Mrs. Johnson to do something about her annoying barking dogs.

    96
    pomegranates

    303

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  • Alphonse Alban
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    Re: The Number Game

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    96
    People under age of 96 brother Cranky considers as youngsters.

    1066

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Re: The Number Game

    Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
    92,955,820
    The number of times I asked my ex neighbor Mrs. Johnson to do something about her annoying barking dogs.

    96

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  • Jack O'fagan
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    Re: The Number Game

    7, Number of each clean animal on the Ark


    92,955,820

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  • Brother Enoch
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    Re: The Number Game

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    The age at which I have my 14 year old Indonesian houseboys arrested and deported back to Shanghai (or wherever they're from).



    112
    The number Eurofags call to summon unarmed police officers.



    7

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: The Number Game

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    Total number of rhinestones on Jim's favourite preaching outfit from 1979. Maybe he'll share a pic?

    15.
    The age at which I have my 14 year old Indonesian houseboys arrested and deported back to Shanghai (or wherever they're from).



    112

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: The Number Game

    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
    ...1,938,742
    Total number of rhinestones on Jim's favourite preaching outfit from 1979. Maybe he'll share a pic?

    15.

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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
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    Re: The Number Game

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    The year my oldest bottle of single malt scotch was distilled.



    14
    What the Iowa Dept. of Public Safety says was the age of the girl I was giving private Bible lessons to at the Des Moines Hilton, and which caused my "Ladies of the Lord" ministry to shut down.

    1,938,742

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: The Number Game

    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    1493
    The year my oldest bottle of single malt scotch was distilled.



    14

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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
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    Re: The Number Game

    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
    "Moon landing"

    1986
    Godless astronauts killed by God in the "Challenger".

    1493

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  • Alphonse Alban
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    Re: The Number Game

    Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
    1955 Albert Einstein dies




    1969
    "Moon landing"

    1986

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  • Jack O'fagan
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    Re: The Number Game

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    The number of 14 year old Indonesian houseboys I have owned employed over the last 3 years.


    1955
    1955 Albert Einstein dies




    1969

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  • Dan U. Holier
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    Re: The Number Game

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    1955
    An average voluntary contribution (in $) by gentlemen participating at healing against colonic demons of my protégés (to cover medical and maintenance costs).

    515

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: The Number Game

    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post

    3.
    The number of 14 year old Indonesian houseboys I have owned employed over the last 3 years.


    1955

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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
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    Re: The Number Game

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    The number of paddles and spanking implements in my collection.




    21
    The number of times Brother Monty has been falsely arrested in bathroom stalls and rest stops for "lewd behavior".

    3.

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