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  • Shizuki
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Feb 2008
    • 15
    #16
    Re: Hitoshi

    Originally posted by Marshall View Post
    I don't think it understands you Brother.
    How much proton and neutron are in strontium 90 nucleus?

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555
        #17
        Re: Hitoshi

        Originally posted by Justina Thyme View Post
        I know I'm taking a terrible risk here, brothers and sisters, but after a great deal of contemplation, I am going to suggest that in the name of Christian compassion we give Hibachi another chance. He may be an ignorant, unwashed chink, but he is probably human and most likely has feelings similar to ours. He may even yet be Saved; after all, where there is life, there is hope, slim as it may be.

        Plus in that crude, "bathroom humor" way of his, he was funny as he11.
        Miss Justina, we are not here to laugh at the unsaved scum who wash up on our shores. Rather, we are here to guide them to the Lord through rebukes and loving guidance.

        Personally, I never found anything the least bit funny about that little yellow monkey demon. He refused to tithe, he was consistently insolent, and he never hesitated to demonstrate his perverse nature. He didn't even try to speak proper American, and I suspect he wasn't haunting our Godly forum to learn about Jesus.

        Now we have this new slant infesting us, and he sounds like another smart-mouth already. The only good thing I can say about him is that he brings us news of Hitoshi's regrets and deep depression. Hopefully he'll follow his native customs and slit his own belly open in apology to Jesus and myself.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Shizuki
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Feb 2008
            • 15
            #18
            Re: Hitoshi

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Miss Justina, we are not here to laugh at the unsaved scum who wash up on our shores. Rather, we are here to guide them to the Lord through rebukes and loving guidance.

            Personally, I never found anything the least bit funny about that little yellow monkey demon. He refused to tithe, he was consistently insolent, and he never hesitated to demonstrate his perverse nature. He didn't even try to speak proper American, and I suspect he wasn't haunting our Godly forum to learn about Jesus.

            Now we have this new slant infesting us, and he sounds like another smart-mouth already. The only good thing I can say about him is that he brings us news of Hitoshi's regrets and deep depression. Hopefully he'll follow his native customs and slit his own belly open in apology to Jesus and myself.
            So Hitoshi ban or not?

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78555
                #19
                Re: Hitoshi

                Originally posted by Shizuki View Post
                So Hitoshi ban or not?
                He ban. You soon maybe ban too. Make Jesus happy. Hitoshi go badhot fire place long long time never come back.*


                *American translation: Yes, of course he is banned. Isn't it obvious by the word "BANNED" next to his name? If you keep it up, you will be banned too.

                Praise Jesus. Hitoshi can go to hell.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Marshall
                    Righteous and Patriotic
                    Highest body count at the VFW
                    True Christian™
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 3322
                    #20
                    Re: Hitoshi

                    Originally posted by Shizuki View Post
                    How much proton and neutron are in strontium 90 nucleus?
                    How many dinks were there in Japan on 5 August 1945?
                    And on the 6th?
                    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                      • Shizuki
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 15
                        #21
                        Re: Hitoshi

                        Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                        How many dinks were there in Japan on 5 August 1945?
                        And on the 6th?
                        How much orgasm I give Roberta when go on date? Answer is same as much proton and neutron in strontium 90 nucleus.

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                          • Marshall
                            Righteous and Patriotic
                            Highest body count at the VFW
                            True Christian™
                            • Oct 2006
                            • 3322
                            #22
                            Re: Hitoshi

                            Strontium sounds like homo speak to me. You trying to seduce me boy?
                            God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                              • Wide-Open
                                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2007
                                • 18449
                                #23
                                Re: Hitoshi

                                Originally posted by Shizuki View Post
                                So Hitoshi ban or not?
                                Satan just told him: "ahah, so horny, me love you long time."
                                Psalm 81:10:
                                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78555
                                    #24
                                    Re: Hitoshi

                                    Originally posted by Shizuki View Post
                                    How much orgasm I give Roberta when go on date? Answer is same as much proton and neutron in strontium 90 nucleus.
                                    So then the answer is less than zero.


                                    Now I have one for you, Shitzuki; how many degenerate posts does a chinee have to make in order to get banned?

                                    Wanna play?
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • Shizuki
                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                        • Feb 2008
                                        • 15
                                        #25
                                        Re: Hitoshi

                                        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                                        Satan just told him: "ahah, so horny, me love you long time."
                                        Your wife says same to me last nite. Look how is my hand in avatar pic. That how was your wife legs for seven hour.. "wide open" and strait up in air.

                                        Is this why Hitoshi ban? For defence his honor? If make rude insult why think rude insult is not come back?

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                                          • Wide-Open
                                            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Nov 2007
                                            • 18449
                                            #26
                                            Re: Hitoshi

                                            Originally posted by Shizuki View Post
                                            Your wife says same to me last nite. Look how is my hand in avatar pic. That how was your wife legs for seven hour.. "wide open" and strait up in air.
                                            My wife died in a gardening accident last November. Please try to keep it up.
                                            Psalm 81:10:
                                            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                              • Shizuki
                                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                • Feb 2008
                                                • 15
                                                #27
                                                Re: Hitoshi

                                                Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                                                My wife died in a gardening accident
                                                Was it because of hoe or was it not your wife fault?

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                                                  • Marshall
                                                    Righteous and Patriotic
                                                    Highest body count at the VFW
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Oct 2006
                                                    • 3322
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Hitoshi

                                                    None of your business Nip!

                                                    Don't you have some fish heads to eat or a car to drive sideways somewhere?
                                                    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

                                                      Comment

                                                      • Wide-Open
                                                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Nov 2007
                                                        • 18449
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Hitoshi

                                                        Originally posted by Shizuki View Post
                                                        Was it because of hoe or was it not your wife fault?
                                                        My lawyer just told me not to comment.
                                                        Psalm 81:10:
                                                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

                                                          Comment

                                                          • Shizuki
                                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                            • Feb 2008
                                                            • 15
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Hitoshi

                                                            Originally posted by Shizuki View Post
                                                            Was it because of hoe or was it not your wife fault?
                                                            Woosh. This joke way over your guys head like thermopause boundary in lonosphere. Ha Ha Ha.

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