[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hitoshi

Woosh. This joke way over your guys head like thermopause boundary in lonosphere. Ha Ha Ha.

Listen Hop-sing; When are you going to post the video of your boyfriend Hiroshi committing hairy-karey?

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Hitoshi

Miss Justina, we are not here to laugh at the unsaved scum who wash up on our shores. Rather, we are here to guide them to the Lord through rebukes and loving guidance.

Personally, I never found anything the least bit funny about that little yellow monkey demon. He refused to tithe, he was consistently insolent, and he never hesitated to demonstrate his perverse nature. He didn't even try to speak proper American, and I suspect he wasn't haunting our Godly forum to learn about Jesus.

Now we have this new slant infesting us, and he sounds like another smart-mouth already. The only good thing I can say about him is that he brings us news of Hitoshi's regrets and deep depression. Hopefully he'll follow his native customs and slit his own belly open in apology to Jesus and myself.

Thank you, Pastor Zeke, for your thorough explanation and kind words. I know that sometimes my female brain becomes addled, and it's a great comfort to know there are wise, compassionate men from whom I may receive correction and guidance.

Sister Thumper, hang on to this one--he's a keeper!

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Hitoshi

Now we have this new slant infesting us, and he sounds like another smart-mouth already.

Pastor, I wouldn't be at all surprised to learn that this vile Nip is being heavily coached by Hitoshi. His insults are in the same sophomoric, lowbrow vein as Hitoshi's. The banned gook is probably dictating responses to this one.

[Shizuki]

Re: Hitoshi

Pastor, I wouldn't be at all surprised to learn that this vile Nip is being heavily coached by Hitoshi. His insults are in the same sophomoric, lowbrow vein as Hitoshi's. The banned gook is probably dictating responses to this one.

I think for self. Nobody coach me. Maybe is me who tell Hitoshi say. Maybe is me who coach. I blow whistle on your post!

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Hitoshi

I think for self. Nobody coach me. Maybe is me who tell Hitoshi say. Maybe is me who coach. I blow whistle on your post!

Now that I believe he wrote on his own.

[Marshall]

Re: Hitoshi

He sounds gay to me Brother Hatchet.
Watch out or might catch it through some sort of computer virus like AIDS or SARS.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Hitoshi

How much proton and neutron are in strontium 90 nucleus?

What kind of question is that? All that stuff about strontium and barium and radium and caladium and encomium and byzantium is just a theory. If it were of any conceivable use to us, it would be in the Holy King James Bible.

[SUV]

Re: Hitoshi

If you look my picture you see I make the peace signs.

That's no "peace sign" - that foul gesture denotes The Horns of Satan - do you think we are all blind?

Those filthy hippies couldn't fool us and neither can you.

[Joshua Brooks]

Re: Hitoshi

How much orgasm I give Roberta when go on date? Answer is same as much proton and neutron in strontium 90 nucleus.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=7402

Since there is no such thing as a proton, a neutron, or strontium 90, the answer would have to be zero... not just zero, but the absolute non-existence thereof. Basically, you are incapable of giving anyone an orgasm. You couldn't even afflict yourself with one, not even with the smallest laser cut tweezers and the most powerful microscope available.

Is that the correct answer?

Roberta is a recovering nymphomaniac and she doesn't need to be reminded of... actually, why don't you keep disgusting her. Putting a negative spin on wanton sexual activity might actually make her see the value in true chasity. Keep it up, Shityucky. The constant reinforced idea of your gangly naked form hopelessly and pitifully trying to copulate with her, despite the fact that you lack the "length to reach her", would make any sane women rethink her views on wanton whoredom.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Hitoshi

I think for self. Nobody coach me. Maybe is me who tell Hitoshi say. Maybe is me who coach. I blow whistle on your post!

Hitoshi banned to eternal lake of fire is screaming right now, he cry false tears with remorse for not get American Jesus. You join him real soon we hope if you not get American Jesus real soon. Only Jesus save you from being fat buddha and being jap troll.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hitoshi

Bah. I wouldn't be surprised if Hitoshi went to the Persian Gulf and flew his kamakazi into one of our Godly American battleships.

[Roberta]

Re: Hitoshi

Roberta is a recovering nymphomaniac and she doesn't need to be reminded of... actually, why don't you keep disgusting her. Putting a negative spin on wanton sexual activity might actually make her see the value in true chasity.

Joshua this really hurts. I bared my soul to you and I trusted you to keep things in confidence. Why have you betrayed me?

Robbie

[Marshall]

Re: Hitoshi

You would not believe how labor intensive it is to cure a wanton nymphomaniac. Getting them on their knees to praise Jesus is very hard. It isn't an instant gratification thing like when a dispicable sinner gets Saved(c), it's more of an inch by inch thing. It takes concentration and real dedication to do it and do it so it satisfies Jesus and all He demands. Only then will she honestly proclaim Jesus as her Saviour.
If Roberta backslides because of this Japanese gaywad then she would be back to the Pastors office for many, many more one on one Bible sessions.
Sometimes it is hard being so faithful to Jesus but we must.

[Joshua Brooks]

Re: Hitoshi

Roberta is a recovering nymphomaniac and she doesn't need to be reminded of... actually, why don't you keep disgusting her. Putting a negative spin on wanton sexual activity might actually make her see the value in true chasity.

Joshua this really hurts. I bared my soul to you and I trusted you to keep things in confidence. Why have you betrayed me?

Robbie

What are you talking about? Nothing you revealed to me was a secret. You have posted several times in the open forum about your past sexual history. You've even posted about your unshaven pubic region, your first sexual experience, your body tatoos, and your former wanton behavior.

1.) http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...290#post134290,

2.) http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...44&postcount=5

3.) http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...51#postcount=3

...to list a few. The past is the past. All have sinned in the past, even True Christians.