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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #16
    Re: Finally a reason to watch the Special Olympics. Retard fighting!!

    Originally posted by I once belived View Post
    You would run away from a screaming crippled mentally retarded person you f'ing coward. Its people like you that need to jump off a cliff because they are so high and mighty.
    That's just not true. I've personally laid a beating on over a dozen vicious retards in my lifetime, and I've had my security detail beat down many more than that. We True Christians(tm) have God on our side, and we are certainly not afraid of any cripples.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • HTannor
      America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 2612

      #17
      Re: Finally a reason to watch the Special Olympics. Retard fighting!!

      I'm completely in favor of having retards fight each other, but I'm not really sure I want to see it in the city limits of Freehold.

      All that slobber and drool just has to be filled with retard germs and I wouldn't want it to contaminate our Sacred City™.

      Perhaps we could rent the basement of a cathylick church - you know, the area where they hold their bingo games - and let those child abusers clean up the mess.
      The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

      "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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