Finally a reason to watch the Special Olympics. Retard fighting!!

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

I know we have spoken out about the evils of the Special Olympics in the past, but I am announcing the end of my boycott against it and its sponsors thanks to them allowing retards to wail on each other with their retard strength!



I mean, these special people just need a chance to compete like the normals do, right?

It's not that it's extra cool or anything because they're retards beating on each other or anything.

Oh okay, yes it totally is. Mongos smacking each other is the greatest idea ever!! It combines the danger and intrigue of two animals fighting each other like they do at Mr. Li's place in Bangkok


with the comedy aspect of retards. Who knows what will happen when two retards get into the ring? Will one of them crap his pants? It's going to be great. I'm hoping I can get some city support to hold one of the Tard Fights™ here in Freehold legally!!

I'll let you know when more information such as date, time, venue, combatants, purse and betting line as it becomes available.

YIC,

Will

[lukasekman]

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I like the concept of retard fights. If we were allowed to arrange retard fights, the retards would actually bring us money instead of being a burden to the taxpayers.
I'm thinking about dressing them up like fantasy creatures, and let people bet. How about a fight ending when a mongoloid crap on the floor, and his opponent choke of the horrible smell.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I have been a big fan of retard fights for years. There's nothing like watching a pair of mongoloids go at it. I used to fly down to Texas to watch them, but now that the jack-booted liberals have taken over, I have to go to Mexico or Japan or Africa.

[Princess001]

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Aren't they supposed to have super human strength?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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THIS is one of the classic bouts of cripple fights ever. I am proud to say I was there.

[lukasekman]

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Aren't they supposed to have super human strength?

They have great strength diversity, some are huge brutes who can toss the average man ten yards, and knock the winds out of a warden with a single blow. But others are weak and lean like anorexics, because they are dystrophic or have Rett syndrome.

[Marshall]

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Detroit has this sort of thing in the open streets. And in restaurants where the negroes run wild. Watching two retards fighting looks like an awful good time.

[Titus Templeton]

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This reminds me on a terrible, terrible day i had three or four years ago.
I was on my way home when i walked to the train station.
I just stood there for a moment with my Bible.

Then i looked at my right side. A retard was sitting there in his wheelchair.
There was some kind of spit running down his face like he was too dumb to controll his own spit. But the most idiotic thing was that he had a doll in his hands. I watched him carefully because he did not moved a bit. I guess he was 30-35 years old.

I walked towards him, very slowly. And then i tried to pull his doll away. I swear to God almighty, i just pulled a bit and he started to scream like Hell was opening right before him. I pulled again and tried to get his doll away from him and he started to jump in his wheelchair and scream " Ama! Ammma!"

I felt like i was fighting Satan himself because he really was ugly and more and more spit came out of his mouth like a negro starts to shoot out his seed onto the ground.

Moments after that his mother came out of the building near the station.

When i saw her i knew that it is time to run away because the retard was screaming and doing like he had a heart attack. I started to run away immediately and then I was hiding behind a near tree. I guess she called the police because two officers where comming after a while. I decided to leave the area.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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THIS is one of the classic bouts of cripple fights ever. I am proud to say I was there.

I would certainly like to know who was the promoter of these fighters. We have the National meeting for the Teaparty Goers Society coming up in April and this might be something we could book instead of the usual dinner theater. I just know it would be better attended.

[Brother Helge]

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Does dwarfs counts as retards?

I'd love to see dwarfs kicking the living daylight out of each other!

[Little Donkey]

Re: Finally a reason to watch the Special Olympics. Retard fighting!!

Does dwarfs counts as retards?

I'd love to see dwarfs kicking the living daylight out of each other!

Careful! We don't want to give Obama's thugs any excuse to shut down this site. The politically correct term for a dwarf is midget or race jockey. I believe they are the same type of semi-human creature as flids and leprechauns, but a Pastor may be able to shed more light on their True origins.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Careful! We don't want to give Obama's thugs any excuse to shut down this site.

This site is protected by Jesus! No democrat, not even extremely evil ones like Obama, can stop it. Last time someone from Japan tried to stop this site, God struck Japan with a Tsunami and a nuclear disaster. And don't get me started on Iceland.

[I once belived]

Re: Finally a reason to watch the Special Olympics. Retard fighting!!

I know we have spoken out about the evils of the Special Olympics in the past, but I am announcing the end of my boycott against it and its sponsors thanks to them allowing retards to wail on each other with their retard strength!



I mean, these special people just need a chance to compete like the normals do, right?

It's not that it's extra cool or anything because they're retards beating on each other or anything.

Oh okay, yes it totally is. Mongos smacking each other is the greatest idea ever!! It combines the danger and intrigue of two animals fighting each other like they do at Mr. Li's place in Bangkok


with the comedy aspect of retards. Who knows what will happen when two retards get into the ring? Will one of them crap his pants? It's going to be great. I'm hoping I can get some city support to hold one of the Tard Fights™ here in Freehold legally!!

I'll let you know when more information such as date, time, venue, combatants, purse and betting line as it becomes available.

YIC,

Will

What is really funny is that these people can EASILY beat your scrawny ass. I'd like to see you fight one, matter of fact, I work with someone who's brother is a special olympic boxer. Ill call him up and see if we can set a match. I'd love for him to smack that smile off your face.

[I once belived]

Re: Finally a reason to watch the Special Olympics. Retard fighting!!

This reminds me on a terrible, terrible day i had three or four years ago.
I was on my way home when i walked to the train station.
I just stood there for a moment with my Bible.

Then i looked at my right side. A retard was sitting there in his wheelchair.
There was some kind of spit running down his face like he was too dumb to controll his own spit. But the most idiotic thing was that he had a doll in his hands. I watched him carefully because he did not moved a bit. I guess he was 30-35 years old.

I walked towards him, very slowly. And then i tried to pull his doll away. I swear to God almighty, i just pulled a bit and he started to scream like Hell was opening right before him. I pulled again and tried to get his doll away from him and he started to jump in his wheelchair and scream " Ama! Ammma!"

I felt like i was fighting Satan himself because he really was ugly and more and more spit came out of his mouth like a negro starts to shoot out his seed onto the ground.

Moments after that his mother came out of the building near the station.

When i saw her i knew that it is time to run away because the retard was screaming and doing like he had a heart attack. I started to run away immediately and then I was hiding behind a near tree. I guess she called the police because two officers where comming after a while. I decided to leave the area.

You would run away from a screaming crippled mentally retarded person you f'ing coward. Its people like you that need to jump off a cliff because they are so high and mighty.

[lukasekman]

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Does dwarfs counts as retards?

I'd love to see dwarfs kicking the living daylight out of each other!

Not sure if just being a dwarf counts. But if they are malformed, drool or are stupid, they are retarded.
However, my friends and I had dwarf tossing tournaments earlier. I had a 4'3" female dwarf from India, weighting 55 lbs, that I threw six yards.