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  • Mr Godwin
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    Forum Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 123
    #16
    Re: The REAL Reason why "father" Martian Disappeared

    Originally posted by JennyD View Post

    I believe Mother Martian is an atheist drag queen from eastern Kentucky ...
    It's disappointing, that's what.
    Read your Bible, boys and girls. Jesus likes educated people. That's my take on it.

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      • Seeker
        Thank you Pastor Pistle!
        Forum Member
        • Aug 2007
        • 966
        #17
        Re: The REAL Reason why "father" Martian Disappeared

        I am thinking he is crying in his closet at the moment because he said Brett Favre had another two years to retire.

        I knew I was right. I bet he cried during Brett's speech. The Packers will never ever be the same.

        If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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          • JennyD
            Honorary True Christian™
            Sweet Placid Sister
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2007
            • 9567
            #18
            Re: The REAL Reason why "father" Martian Disappeared

            Originally posted by Seeker View Post
            I am thinking he is crying in his closet at the moment because he said Brett Favre had another two years to retire.

            I knew I was right. I bet he cried during Brett's speech. The Packers will never ever be the same.
            He was a fan of the Fudge Packers?

            Why am I not surprised?
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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621
                #19
                Re: The REAL Reason why "father" Martian Disappeared

                Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                Can the Roman institution no longer afford retaining high-powered defense lawyers and buying off witnesses in order to get Major Tom out of the slammer? You'd think that His Unholiness Pope Ratfaced could just put a few of his fabulous dresses on eBay to get the money.
                I think they wanted him to go to prison to shut him up. His hilariously awful attempts at defending his false cult must've been pretty embarrassing for his Popish masters. I hope they just allowed him to get sent down - if not, he'll be sleeping with the fishes by now. And I don't just mean the ones on his master's head!
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • JennyD
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Sweet Placid Sister
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 9567
                    #20
                    Re: The REAL Reason why "father" Martian Disappeared

                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    I think they wanted him to go to prison to shut him up. His hilariously awful attempts at defending his false cult must've been pretty embarrassing for his Popish masters. I hope they just allowed him to get sent down - if not, he'll be sleeping with the fishes by now. And I don't just mean the ones on his master's head!
                    I wonder, is the Dagon cult (that is, Catholics) the source of the slang word "doggone", meaning "damned"? (A corruption of "Dagon", also meaning "damned"!)
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