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  • Ilovejesus
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Mar 2008
    • 5

    #16
    Re: Ask an ex-Aussie

    I actually don't love jesus, I said Jebus.

    There is a difference.

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    • ForGodsSake
      X-Aussie Evangelist
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2008
      • 493

      #17
      Re: Ask an ex-Aussie

      Originally posted by Ilovejesus View Post
      I'm australian, ask me a question to.

      Considering I currently live in Brisbane Australia.
      Spot the aussie over there in Brisbane, more gooks than anywhere else in the world there.
      (2 Peter 3:10)

      But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #18
        Re: Ask an ex-Aussie

        Originally posted by Ilovejesus View Post
        I actually don't love jesus, I said Jebus.

        There is a difference.
        Then you're just here to mock.

        Can you give me one reason why I shouldn't ban you again?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Ilovejesus
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Mar 2008
          • 5

          #19
          Re: Ask an ex-Aussie

          I am a Christian. But No i do not attend church, only for funerals or weddings.

          I don't Praise the lordaahh! I live my life. I work, I invest, I Don't drink.

          There..

          and guess what
          I'm 19, I own my own house. wow.

          You americans at 19 would be doing what at this point of life?

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          • Ilovejesus
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Mar 2008
            • 5

            #20
            Re: Ask an ex-Aussie

            Australia is actually a multicultural society and we don't promote racism.

            Why are people so racist on this site?

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            • ForGodsSake
              X-Aussie Evangelist
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2008
              • 493

              #21
              Re: Ask an ex-Aussie

              Alcohol is the leading result of deaths in traffic accidents here. Its also one of the leading results of hospitalisation for alcohol poisoning. It is the number one recreational pass times of the aussie way.
              (2 Peter 3:10)

              But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2006
                • 12414

                #22
                Re: Ask an ex-Aussie

                Originally posted by Ilovejesus View Post
                Ask me a question.
                Originally posted by Ilovejesus View Post
                You americans at 19 would be doing what at this point of life?
                Originally posted by Ilovejesus View Post
                Why are people so racist on this site?
                Excuse me, but this is "Ask an EX-Aussie". Please stop trying to derail the thread.
                Thank you.
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                • Wide-Open
                  Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                  A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                  Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 18449

                  #23
                  Re: Ask an ex-Aussie

                  Originally posted by Ilovejesus View Post
                  I'm 19, I own my own house. wow.

                  Is this it?
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                  Psalm 81:10:
                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                  • ForGodsSake
                    X-Aussie Evangelist
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 493

                    #24
                    Re: Ask an ex-Aussie

                    Originally posted by Ilovejesus View Post
                    Australia is actually a multicultural society and we don't promote racism.

                    Why are people so racist on this site?
                    We are not racists, we want everyone to Praise Jesus, and by coming here on Gods Favourite Forum all can be forgiven for there heathen way of life. All they have to do is accept god. If we were racists there would not be many people on here. But going by the many members that are here, they are all being shown the way to here, hence we cannot be racists if God shows them the way here.
                    (2 Peter 3:10)

                    But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #25
                      Re: Ask an ex-Aussie

                      Originally posted by Ilovejesus View Post

                      and guess what
                      I'm 19, I own my own house. wow.

                      You americans at 19 would be doing what at this point of life?
                      Originally posted by Ilovejesus View Post
                      Australia is actually a multicultural society and we don't promote racism.

                      Why are people so racist on this site?
                      Oh, an Ayn Rand style egotistical capitialist! Only out for himself and his race. WHAT ELSE IS NEW WITH YOU AUSSIES!!!???
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • ForGodsSake
                        X-Aussie Evangelist
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 493

                        #26
                        Re: Ask an ex-Aussie

                        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                        Do Australians really like Mel Gibson? Is 'The Road Warrior' the national movie?
                        Actually when Mad Max was on the movies here so many years ago now, all the hoons wanted to have the cars like the ones in the movie. Not sure how the ladies of OZ viewed Mel at that time.
                        (2 Peter 3:10)

                        But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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                        • bung79
                          Unsaved trash
                           
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 117

                          #27
                          Re: Ask an ex-Aussie

                          Originally posted by ForGodsSake View Post
                          Actually when Mad Max was on the movies here so many years ago now, all the hoons wanted to have the cars like the ones in the movie. Not sure how the ladies of OZ viewed Mel at that time.
                          The first Mad Max movie was brilliant. I loved the car. A 1973 XB GT Ford Falcon Coupe. A true Aussie muscle car. Although I never quite understood how the belt driven supercharger could be turned on and off with a switch. Thats logistically impossible. I might get back to the car forums.

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                          • lady_c
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Mar 2008
                            • 113

                            #28
                            Re: Ask an ex-Aussie

                            Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                            Oh, shut up Caitlin. Are you so envious one of your kind has found salvation that you feel compelled to try and thwart his success? Stop trying to sabotage his recovery and start reading a Bible. I'm sure you can find one to steal somewhere.
                            No infact, i'm not envious of his warped sense of reality. Its bitches like you that turned me away from 'God'. Why don't you stop and think for a second.... Is it normal to have intercourse with your beloved husband through a bedsheet? Are you really that thilthy or is he pretending your a man?

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                            • Remy Lebeau
                              LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
                              President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
                              Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 2058

                              #29
                              Re: Ask an ex-Aussie

                              Originally posted by ForGodsSake View Post
                              OK, the only way to find out about this land Australia is to ask. So ask away about anything you want to know.
                              When you rape a Neanderthal(i.e. abo), and the creature becomes pregnant; does it have a 9 month pregnancy like normal people or is it more like 4 months? Do neanderthals have 1 cub or is it usually a litter. Is labor long and painful for the neanderthals or do the cubs just slide right out like a cow or horse?
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                              • ForGodsSake
                                X-Aussie Evangelist
                                True Christian™
                                • Feb 2008
                                • 493

                                #30
                                Re: Ask an ex-Aussie

                                Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
                                When you rape a Neanderthal(i.e. abo), and the creature becomes pregnant; does it have a 9 month pregnancy like normal people or is it more like 4 months? Do neanderthals have 1 cub or is it usually a litter. Is labor long and painful for the neanderthals or do the cubs just slide right out like a cow or horse?
                                We just ship them up north to Darwin and Alice Springs and let the tribal Neanderthals deal with there own. It is a nine month wait for them as well to see what pops out, but once they start they just keep popping them out for years because the more they pop out the more money they get for each child. They get paid to put their children (cubs) in school over here as well. So the more the merrier for them.
                                (2 Peter 3:10)

                                But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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