[Deaner]

Re: Ask an ex-Aussie

Can the Abo's instinctively tap dance and play harmonica like the American negro? Do they ever steal pies?

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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Can the Abo's instinctively tap dance and play harmonica like the American negro? Do they ever steal pies?

I'd like to answer this question if noone minds?
Abos do possess instincts that they have managed to use to their advantage in modern society. The running, hitting and catching hunting instinct is used with aplomb by the Austratard darkie upon his wimmenfolk and as many white folks as possible.
The musical instinct however does not exist in the slightest, excepting for rudimentary dijeridu and tapping stick skills, none of which sounds musical, and can only barely pass for rhythmical.
The singing these neanderthals perform at their corroborees can vbest be likened to a youtube video I saw where pet cats and dogs tried to imitate their human owners by singing in their yowelly howly cat and dog voices. This is what the neanderthal specialises at - 'mimicry' of normal human abilities.
As far as stealing goes nobody knows if they are as adept at stealing pies as they are prolific at stealing television sets, because the Australian Aboriginal limits his stealing abilities to goods of resale value, cigarettes and alcohol - not food. If they need to eat they just kill and eat one of their mangy huntinng dogs or snakes ar the occasional goanna.

[Seeker]

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Why do Aussies have the worst humor in the world? They always say us Americans can never get them. Really, I don't think so.

[ForGodsSake]

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This would be the result of poor English on behalf of the aussie intelligence. If you do not say to an aussie, hey where is the beer or hey i just got out of prison for being a drunk fornicator who like nothing better than to lay on the ground in my own vomit They just cannot get the sense of real language.

[ForGodsSake]

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Introducing the new housing plan for the typical australiens. this great design comes with a bathroom on the inside......

[Nobar King]

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How many channels of TV are there in Austrlia? There must be more than three or four. Is it all just religious nutjobs and wrestling re-runs? Do you guys have HD there yet? (Or color TV?)

[ForGodsSake]

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How many channels of TV are there in Austrlia? There must be more than three or four. Is it all just religious nutjobs and wrestling re-runs? Do you guys have HD there yet? (Or color TV?)

Color t.v yes we do have it here Brother Nobar King. HD tv has just arrived here. Been here for about a month or two now. We have 7 channels here with some country channels but they just televise what is on the normal channels anyway. Does not give a great range of shows to watch unfortunately. So i watch some nice humble videos.

[ForGodsSake]

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And now we have a new phone. The technology is just getting better all the time. Wow i went out and got one just today.....Oh JESUS be praised.

[lady_c]

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Introducing the new housing plan for the typical australiens. this great design comes with a bathroom on the inside......

No offence but your such a dickhead! Who are you??? Some pathetic zitty fat boy giving these bapshits exactly the crap they want to hear? I know of many people who would just love to flatten you and rape your arse for all these lies your telling. Have you escaped from a Mental House? Did your mother drop you on your head numerous times until your arse got too heavy? Or do you just smoke that much ice??

[ForGodsSake]

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No offence but your such a dickhead! Who are you??? Some pathetic zitty fat boy giving these bapshits exactly the crap they want to hear? I know of many people who would just love to flatten you and rape your arse for all these lies your telling. Have you escaped from a Mental House? Did your mother drop you on your head numerous times until your arse got too heavy? Or do you just smoke that much ice??

Are you so jealous as to post your egotistical vial Hellenistic pig headed views. Why are you here, going by all your pig headed posts what possible hope do you have of being saved you child molester sick perverted heretic. Grow up sunshine, accept JESUS into your heart and repent from your vial disgusting blood drinking ways. All you good for at the moment is condemning the saved. Can you not accept the word of god heathen. Go back to you hole pig.....

[lady_c]

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Are you so jealous as to post your egotistical vial Hellenistic pig headed views. Why are you here, going by all your pig headed posts what possible hope do you have of being saved you child molester sick perverted heretic. Grow up sunshine, accept JESUS into your heart and repent from your vial disgusting blood drinking ways. All you good for at the moment is condemning the saved. Can you not accept the word of god heathen. Go back to you hole pig.....

Make sense stupid! What possible reasons are there too be jealous? Jealous about what? Normally people follow comments like that of why I am jealous.

Don't you dare speak to me like your God himself, the way your lying your heinie of your going to burn in hell a million times. Wake up to yourself.

Is calling someone a child molester sick perverted heretic your only come back?? Good work there.... you see my critisisms of you come from factual knowledge that your a lying scumbag. Yours is what you call people who have different views than your own with no evidence at all. Don't say i'm wrong because i'm never wrong about scum like you. Crawl back under my shoe.

[lady_c]

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Lovely Miss Maisie, I will show him respect when he stops lying, until then no I wont. I have far too much self respect and intellegence than to put up with and let him lie to you all. You might say i'm doing you all a favour by exposing this fraud of a Christian.

[ForGodsSake]

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Lovely Miss Maisie, I will show him respect when he stops lying, until then no I wont. I have far too much self respect and intellegence than to put up with and let him lie to you all. You might say i'm doing you all a favour by exposing this fraud of a Christian.

And what exactly am i lying about. And i do not need your respect either. Go away and learn how to post something worth reading.....

[Seeker]

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Is it true that aussies eat Kangaroo burgers in the drive through fast food lanes with mayo and a pickle.

I heard aussies suck at golf because the Kangaroos always run on the greens. I am not sure if Tiger Woods could hack it there.

[ForGodsSake]

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Is it true that aussies eat Kangaroo burgers in the drive through fast food lanes with mayo and a pickle.

I heard aussies suck at golf because the Kangaroos always run on the greens. I am not sure if Tiger Woods could hack it there.

A few years ago there was a promotion at Hungry Jacks(Burger King) over here in the west where they did a roo burger, but it did not go to well. They say here in OZ that we are the only ones that eat our coat of arms. But the Australian wildlife council went nuts over it.

you can see How to cook a roo here.

It is a BBQ treat for those who do like it and come in rather large steaks as such. I have had one before but found it to be a little to strong of a taste for me. All i can recommend is that if you can get a roo steak try it and judge for yourself. But yes it is a food over here just as the Rabbit is ..But that is another thread.....
With the golf thing all the roos do is get in the way. But at the same time they have no choice as the bush is slowly getting destroyed as a result of building houses and that.