[Deaner]

Re: Today I learned . . .

Really close, it's called Hungary!

It's like they meant to name it hungry, but misspelled it.

Who gave you permission to fail at being funny?

[Roberta]

Re: Today I learned . . .

Today I learned that one of America's greatest heroes was a flamer! Yes, Hobart Amory Baker, one of the best football and hockey players ever, was light on his feet.

My great grandfather was quarterback for Brown in 1911 (I think Brown is the only Baptist university in New England--all the men in my family have gone there since the 1700's) and all he could ever talk about was Hobey Baker. Hobey was from Bala Sinwood, PA (all Hasidim now) and after living in the debauchery of France, crashed his airplane in a final gesture of manliness.

RIH, Hobey

[herbertLovesGod]

Re: Today I learned . . .

About Hungry Niger Turkeys.

All proud european countries crawling with uneducated heathens that need saving. (Despite our good Christian attempts).

Thank you baby Jesus for imparting me with a brain for which to soak up your knowledge. Thank you also for not making me a still born with no brain (like a hungry Nigra turkey).

Brother Herbert.

[herbertLovesGod]

Re: Today I learned . . .

Today I learned that one of America's greatest heroes was a flamer! Yes, Hobart Amory Baker, one of the best football and hockey players ever, was light on his feet.

My great grandfather was quarterback for Brown in 1911 (I think Brown is the only Baptist university in New England--all the men in my family have gone there since the 1700's) and all he could ever talk about was Hobey Baker. Hobey was from Bala Sinwood, PA (all Hasidim now) and after living in the debauchery of France, crashed his airplane in a final gesture of manliness.

RIH, Hobey

If only gays were light in their loafers, hobart could have floated down like the homo he was.

Wait! A man with a tendency towards the fruity got into a baptist college? How? Surely a place like brown has all sorts of gay detection in place, no way a pooh pusher is getting into brown.

Servant Herb.

[Roberta]

Re: Today I learned . . .

No, Hobey went to Princeton in New Joisey. My great grandfather (God rest his tobacco lovin' soul) went to Brown.

[herbertLovesGod]

Re: Today I learned . . .

No, Hobey went to Princeton in New Joisey. My great grandfather (God rest his tobacco lovin' soul) went to Brown.

That's good, I could never associate brown with male anal homosexuality.

Servant Herbert.

[Brother_Percy]

Re: Today I learned . . .

Really close, it's called Hungary!

It's like they meant to name it hungry, but misspelled it.

Well of course they did! Europeans are always misspelling or adding dumb random letter to words. Take 'Color' as an example, over in the Godless UK they spell it 'Colour'?? How dumb is that? It doesnt even sound like there should be an "U" sound in it, yet EVERYONE in the Godless UK spells it like that!? It's like their ENTIRE COUNTRY cant spell properly! They really are THAT retarded!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Today I learned . . .

Today I learned that HELL is female.

Isaiah 5:14 Therefore hell hath enlarged her selfe, and opened her mouth without measure: and their glory, and their multitude, and their pompe, and hee that reioyceth, shall descend into it.
©1611

[herbertLovesGod]

Re: Today I learned . . .

Today I learned that HELL is female.

Makes sense both are gaping holes full of temptation and sin.

Servant Herbert.

[herbertLovesGod]

Re: Today I learned . . .

What's the most surprising thing you learned today?

I'll get the ball rolling. Today I, who don't watch television, learned that blues singer Adele is white. And a Brit.

No, seriously.

Well, she does her best to act like the spawn of Ham. Speaking of ham, she could probably use a little less on the plate and a bit more time in the gym. Despite your popular misconception adele, miss piggy is not a look, it's an insult.

She can act the Hamite all she wants, I doubt even satan wants to hear a fat white Hamite singing the blues.

Unconditional love and Respect for the saved.
Herbert.