[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Countries We Should Nuke?

This is a bit of a puzzler. Canada should definitely be top of the list, but it's so huge. Some quick calculations show that even if the US used EVERY LAST ONE of it's 8200 remaining nuclear warheads on Canada, there would only be one for every 500 square miles. Spreading them so thin, it's sure that some of those dope-smoking gay-married terrorists with BEARDS would survive.

A much better plan would be to use them all on Toronto.

Christian science is up to the task. Salting the warheads with cobalt with render Canada uninhabitable for at lest fifty years. We just need to have some faith in Christ and we can bring His tough love to them.

[Bobby Joe Wayne]

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I'm afraid Uganda has to go too. They are primarily Roman Catholic and Anglican, with a thin scattering of Pentecostals, Evangelicals, and Muslims, but no Baptists I'm afraid. So even though they hate homosexuals, they don't worship God properly and must therefore be nuked in accordance with 2 Chronicles 15:13. They will burn in Hell right next to the homosexuals they execute.

Their future president Pastor Martin is a Baptist who studied Christianity at an American Christian university, hopefully he will force the entire country to become Baptists

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Countries We Should Nuke?

This is a bit of a puzzler. Canada should definitely be top of the list, but it's so huge. Some quick calculations show that even if the US used EVERY LAST ONE of it's 8200 remaining nuclear warheads on Canada, there would only be one for every 500 square miles. Spreading them so thin, it's sure that some of those dope-smoking gay-married terrorists with BEARDS would survive.

A much better plan would be to use them all on Toronto.

All we have to do is shut down social welfare and redirect that tax money toward building more ICBMs. Any TRUE Christian(tm) Republican would be behind this, as it is sure to hasten the Second Coming.

If we are to emphasize any particular part of Canada it would definitely be French Canada.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Countries We Should Nuke?

This is a bit of a puzzler. Canada should definitely be top of the list, but it's so huge. Some quick calculations show that even if the US used EVERY LAST ONE of it's 8200 remaining nuclear warheads on Canada, there would only be one for every 500 square miles. Spreading them so thin, it's sure that some of those dope-smoking gay-married terrorists with BEARDS would survive.

A much better plan would be to use them all on Toronto.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Countries We Should Nuke?

I would urge to not put Uganda on the list, since they are in the process of becoming a Christian theocracy with death penalty for sodomy

I'm afraid Uganda has to go too. They are primarily Roman Catholic and Anglican, with a thin scattering of Pentecostals, Evangelicals, and Muslims, but no Baptists I'm afraid. So even though they hate homosexuals, they don't worship God properly and must therefore be nuked in accordance with 2 Chronicles 15:13. They will burn in Hell right next to the homosexuals they execute.

[Brother_Percy]

Re: Countries We Should Nuke?

Canada: The word Canada means village, yet Canada is the world's second largest country by total area.

Totally forgot about Canada. If there's one Country that DESERVES to be TOTALLY Nuked, it's Canada.

[Bobby Joe Wayne]

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Billy Bob, come one with more countries!

My own top 5:

1. Mexico (catlix who steals American jobs)
2. Libya (because they rebelled against their great leader)
3. California (allthough a part of America, it's pretty much like a country of its own, with that un-American gay culture)
4. South Africa (used to be a great country until 1994)
5. Germany (used to be a great country until 1945)

I would urge to not put Uganda on the list, since they are in the process of becoming a Christian theocracy with death penalty for sodomy

[lukasekman]

Re: Countries We Should Nuke?

My top list:
Austria - Ruled by the fascist dictator Joseph Fritzl, who lock in dissidents in basements.
Burma - Ruled by socialist junta, co-operating with North Korea, boys as young as twelve are forced to join the "people's army"
China - No 1 in spam. People eat babies like we eat chicken, same with cats and dogs. Weaponized the SARS virus. Government send agents to punch pregnant women in the belly if they already had a child. Plan to black out America with high altitude EMP bombs. Sponsoring of terrorism. Organ theft from Falun Gong dissidents.
Cuba - Hybrid government of commies and mob. Castro is responsible for 70k dead.
Iran - Before they nuke Israel as a test before they nuke us.
'Nam - Finish the Godly work of Nixon. The commie dictatorship have sent one million dissidents to Soviet concentration camps.
North Korea - So what if ONE million die when we bomb them, if the alternative is SIX million dead from government proana program, and an addition of at least TWENTY million dead if when they attack South Korea with nuclear and biological weapons.
Russia - Government orchestrate human trafficking across Europe. In possession of a smallpox/marburg chimera virus.
Saudi Arabia - Pedophile dictatorship, second most repressive regime in the world.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Countries We Should Nuke?

The only reason Jesus hasn't raptured us yet is because we haven't nuked enough non-believers. Jesus won't return until we have made the world completely unlivable for everyone.

Mark 13:7-8
7And when ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars, be ye not troubled: for such things must needs be; but the end shall not be yet. 8For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be earthquakes in divers places, and there shall be famines and troubles: these are the beginnings of sorrows.

[Brother_Percy]

Re: Countries We Should Nuke?

Japan!


...Oops, I forgot. We already did!

Hilarious! Tho that movie would have been a lot more fun if they had just shown some of those slants praying to that fat little buddah statue, just before the bomb hit. Then.... Blaaaaaaaaaaammmmo!

That way, it would make ideal watching for our homeschooling curriculum, especially when we're teaching little kids what God's gonna do to them if they dont love him enough. Praise!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Countries We Should Nuke?

Japan!


...Oops, I forgot. We already did!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Countries We Should Nuke?

Gabon: Pygmy cannibals, ancestor worshipers, make idols out of poop.

Gambia: predominantly Muslim

Georgia: not the Godly Confederate State of my birth. State Church is Commie Orthodox.

Germany: while they did have a brief moment of glory in the early 20th century defending the world from Jewery, Germany is basically a country of secular scat freaks, with the exception of our very own Titus Templeton.

Ghana: like many other countries that begin with G, Ghana is just a euphemism for guano, not actually a country at all.

Greece: named after the texture of its inhabitants, Greece has a Constitutional Handout system of government and 100% unemployment.

Grenada: Predominantly Roman Catholic and Anglican

Guatemala: Catholic

Guinea: another form of the word guano.

Guinea-Bissau: Another play on guano, with letters added so that it becomes an anagram for "I Use a Big Anus". Nothing more than a particularly repulsive Mexican swear word.

Guyana: guano again

Haiti: named after the favorite emotion of its inhabitants

Honduras: worship evil spirits called "cadejos". Also play the homosexual sport of soccer, like most illegal immigrant countries.

Hungary: full of wannabe vampires

Iceland: frozen desolation is home to Wendigos and penguins. Accursed by God. It will probably be the last place on Earth where the gospel is finally preached, due to the sub-arctic temperatures. Inhabitants worship Satan and eat eachother as revenge against their creator.

India: No one here can understand anyone else. Might as well be African. State religion is cannibalism.

Indonesia: more Muslims than anywhere else. Sounds like Fourth of July all the time.

Iran: State religion is terrorism. Women are just kicked around in the streets inside of black sacks until someone rapes them. Then they are stoned to death.

Iraq: Go to place for terrorists in need of WMDs.

Ireland: Drunken potato gobbling Catholic terrorists

Israel: killed Jesus.

Italy: dine exclusively on grains that have been formed into the likeness of phalluses, covered in ceremonially unclean sauces.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Fiji: Methodists and Hindus

Finland: their King, Varg Vikernes, is an atheist and a homosexual.

France: definitely the most nukeable country on the map. The charred, radioactive bones of its dead should probably be indefinitely detained.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Countries We Should Nuke?

East Timor: predominantly Roman Catholic

Ecuador: comparable to the Galapagos Islands in terms of biodiversity, and therefore probably has a lot of evolutionary biologists visiting at any given time.

Egypt: State religion is Islam, with a significant Coptic minority.

El Salvador: elected a gorilla to lead them.

Equatorial Guinea: anagram for "Genitalia qua Euro"

Eritrea: Muslims and Catholics

Estonia: contains evidence of hunting and fishing as early as 6500 BC, which is Biblically impossible. Therefore, they must have opened their borders to the Devil.

Ethiopia: birthplace of Haile Selassie, dirty drug smoking ragamuffin

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Countries We Should Nuke?

Denmark: Lutheran

Djibouti: receives handouts from France. Probably a lot of government cheese.

Dominica: Roman Catholic

Dominican Republic: Roman Catholic

That's all the Ds I could think of.