Countries We Should Nuke?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Countries We Should Nuke?

Cambodia: Buddhist

Cameroon: French speaking, embraced authors such as Mongo Beti and Ferdinand Oyono who rejected colonialism. Sure, it is wrong when the British practice it, but don't abort the baby out with the bathwater.

Canada: The word Canada means village, yet Canada is the world's second largest country by total area.

Cape Verde: visited by Charles Darwin's expedition in 1832. Therefore complicit in the theory of evilution.

Central African Republic: One of the poorest countries in the world, which proves that they have rejected TRUE Christian(tm) prayer.

Chad: they speak Arabic and French. Muslims, Catholics, and animists. Seventh poorest country in the world.

Chile: gives me gas. Also a founding member of the United Nations. Controlled by various Marxist juntas.

China: goes without saying really. Commies. Buddhists. Everyone knows China should be nuked.

Colombia: full of illegal Mexicans.

Comoros: unemployed French Muslims.

Democratic Republic of the Congo: Over 71 million Africans live there. Imagine all of the stolen white pies that must get raped.

Republic of the Congo: 62 different spoken languages means they are basically just making up words, just like the jigs do in the US.

Costa Rica: Unit of currency is the "colon".

Cote d'Ivoire: even the name of this country is French. Just saying it aloud is a threat to the American family unit.

Croatia: flag has a checker board on it, which encourages miscegenation.

Cuba: Abortion rate of 58.6 per 1000 pregnancies.

Cyprus: responsible for feline domestication, and therefore homosexuality and witchcraft.

Czech Republic: 59% non-religious, the rest Catholic.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Countries We Should Nuke?

The Bs:

Bahamas: the colors of their flag symbolize the sun, the sand, and the sea, which are aspects of the natural environment, implying that they oppose corporate exploitation of the environment and therefore hate Jesus.

Bahrain: muslim

Bangladesh: Muslims, Hindus

Barbados: Anglicans, Roman Catholics, Jehova's Witnesses, Seventh Day Adventists, and worst of all "Spiritual Baptists".

Belarus: "Bela rus" means "white Ruthenia". They are therefore racist.

Belgium: doesn't exist anyway

Belize: national motto is "Sub Umbra Floreo", which means "I thrive on darkness", obviously Satanic.

Benin: Official language is French

Bhutan: Buddhist

Bolivia: run by leftist insurgents

Bosnia: Muslim, Orthodox, and Catholic

Botswana: Anglicans, Methodists, and Congregationalists. Also, Botswana is an anagram for "Satan Bow".

Brazil: named after a tree. Trees are Satanic, phallic, and cause pollution.

Brunei: Muslim

Bulgaria: Anagram for "Labia Rug" and contains the name of the false god "Baal". Purports to have artifacts older than 6,000 years, which is the age of the universe according to the Bible. Thus, all Bulgarians are blasphemers.

Burkina-Faso: name literally translates "land of uppity jigs". They are French speaking Muslims.

Burma: covered in enormous trees

Burundi: contains 117 communes

Stay tuned for the Cs.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Countries We Should Nuke?

There is only one word: Opium.
Long enough England has drugged the world to prevent people from accepting Jesus Christ. The Queen is the man behind the curtain.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Countries We Should Nuke?

Here is a short and in no wise exhaustive list of just a few countries I think the US should nuke and why.

Afghanistan: they are all Muslim

Andorra: the office of their head of state is shared by a papist rapist and a french freak.

Albania: collaborating with the French in the making of the private airline Ada Air.

Algeria: Muslim

Angola: Full of Catholics, Methodists, and Lutherans.

Antigua: Anglicans and Presbyterians

Argentina: second country in Southern Hemisphere to legalize same-sex marriage.

Armenia: Armenian Apostolic Church is the official state church.

Australia: they have universal health care.

Austria: "social market" economy

Azerbaijan: muslim

I will get back later with the Bs.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Countries We Should Nuke?

The Virgin Islands. Why should be obvious enough after all the crap they pulled. Only reason America hasn't done it yet is because of that damn surrender monkey in the White House!

[Brother_Percy]

Friends,

I've been hoping for many years now that we get a decent upstanding True Christian President, who's gonna want to Nuke a whole mess of Countries that God hates!

I know if I was President, the first thing I'd do would be to recall all out troops, and drop a huge payload on all those raghead camel-rapist pedophile-worshippers over in Afghanistan. Let's face facts here, God HATES followers of other religions, and wants them UTTERLY wiped out. In Deuteronomy 13:13-19, God tells us to Kill the Entire Town if One Person Worships Another God! So what would he think of an ENTIRE COUNTRY who worships a child-rapist like Mohammad??

I'd probably also want to Nuke Japan. Like, didn't we drop an atom bomb on those slant-eyed little monkeys a while back? It obviously didnt do them any good, cos they're still worshipping that fat little buddah guy.

I'd also want to Nuke Australia. Anyone else got any ideas? Let's get a list going.

Praise Jesus!