Ask a Londoner

[MrJIMMY]

Fire away =D

[Nobar King]

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What do you prefer on your chips? Vinegar or manonnaise?

[MrJIMMY]

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Vinegar - without salt, I need to watch my cholestorel

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Why is London so screwed up? For instance, why do you eat curried pot noodles with mayo and call "Freedom fries" 'chips'?

Please explain why London has become the Goth/homer capital of the world.

Is the Queen really going to adopt Dubya Bush as her son so he can take over the monarchy instead of those two brats?

Why aren't there any good looking English women?

Why do you drive on the wrong side of the street?

Why does London have the highest crime rate in Europe?

Why do even French people refuse to travel to London?

Why did you hire all those arabs to maintain the Chunnel? Don't you know they are planning to blow it up?

Why do English policemen always shoot innocent bystanders instead of the criminals?

Why do you have 300,000 cameras watching everyone in England? .... Never mind answering this one. It's for the same reason no one can carry a firearm. You don't trust your own countrymen to have the brains of a duck.

[MrJIMMY]

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Why is London so screwed up? For instance, why do you eat curried pot noodles with mayo and call "Freedom fries" 'chips'?

Please explain why London has become the Goth/homer capital of the world.

Is the Queen really going to adopt Dubya Bush as her son so he can take over the monarchy instead of those two brats?

Why aren't there any good looking English women?

Why do you drive on the wrong side of the street?

Why does London have the highest crime rate in Europe?

Why do even French people refuse to travel to London?

Why did you hire all those arabs to maintain the Chunnel? Don't you know they are planning to blow it up?

Why do English policemen always shoot innocent bystanders instead of the criminals?

Why do you have 300,000 cameras watching everyone in England? .... Never mind answering this one. It's for the same reason no one can carry a firearm. You don't trust your own countrymen to have the brains of a duck.

1.I hate pot noodles so I can't answer that. We call chips chips because that's how our language works. One could argue that it is the American way that is screwed up. Some londoners use the term "French Fries" too.

2.Because it is one of the biggest cities in the world therefore there are bound to be a lot of different types of people.

3. I doubt it.

4. There are many attractive British ladies, that however is a matter of opinion. Generally men who find women unattractive are homers. (Not that you are of course.)

5. The same question could be asked to you. But to answer your question properly, it how it has been since the start of the British empire - it is just how it is.

6. See 2.

7. They don't - many people visit london, admittidely London does have many filthy parts, but not everyone refuses to visit London.

8. The Government is foolish and naive to trust these people - I agree with you on this one.

9. Because the Police are often misguided and when put under pressure to stop what they believe to be a criminal, mistakes can and will be made.

10.Because there are bad people in the world who would use guns for bad deeds; the world would be a better place if all major cities banned the use of guns.

[Nobar King]

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1. Why would an American werewolf go to London?
   
2. Where is London bridge?
   
3. When is the National Museum going to give back all it's loot?
   
4. What the hell is Picadilly Circus? Why are there no elephants?
   
5. Name a good musical act that has come from London.
   
6. How long until London is ruled by Mullahs?
   
7. What would have happened if Prince harry had married an Afghani while he was over there?
   
8. Do you believe in Druids?

(Sorry for going on and on, I've been waiting a long time to ask these questions and your offer to answer them seemed inticing).

[MrJIMMY]

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1. Why would an American werewolf go to London?
2. Where is London bridge?
3. When is the National Museum going to give back all it's loot?
4. What the hell is Picadilly Circus? Why are there no elephants?
5. Name a good musical act that has come from London.
6. How long until London is ruled by Mullahs?
7. What would have happened if Prince harry had married an Afghani while he was over there?
8. Do you believe in Druids?

(Sorry for going on and on, I've been waiting a long time to ask these questions and your offer to answer them seemed inticing).

1. for food
2.London
3. Never
4.its a wrongly named area
5.oliver
6.few years, max
7.he'd be shot
8.No

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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London Bridge is in Arizona.

[Justina Thyme]

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1.I hate pot noodles so I can't answer that. We call chips chips because that's how our language works. One could argue that it is the American way that is screwed up. Some londoners use the term "French Fries" too.

One would be making a very bad mistake.

[ForGodsSake]

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Why is London full of blacks who eat chips.

[Nobar King]

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London Bridge is in Arizona.

I threw that question in there as a trick. Maybe this Londoner is not all he seems?

[MrJIMMY]

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Why is London full of blacks who eat chips.

Why is America full of fattys who'll eat anything?

[MrJIMMY]

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I threw that question in there as a trick. Maybe this Londoner is not all he seems?

Maybe this "Jesus: Son of God" is not all he seems?

By the way, as I'm unwelcome, why haven't I been banned yet? Get on with it.

[Nobar King]

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Maybe this "Jesus: Son of God" is not all he seems?

By the way, as I'm unwelcome, why haven't I been banned yet? Get on with it.

You're not unwelcome, aparently, if you were you'd be banned by now. Jesus has brought you here for a reason, my son. If there's any chance of saving your poor soul, we're prepared to help.

[MrJIMMY]

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London Bridge is in Arizona.

There's more than one London Bridge in the world, retard.