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  • Jim Jackson
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    • Mar 2008
    • 24

    #1

    Ask a Heretic

    Go ahead! Ask me anything!
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Ask a Heretic

    What makes you think you're a heretic?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Ask a Heretic

      The word "heresy" comes from the Greek αἵρεσις, hairesis (from αἱρέομαι, haireomai, "choose"), which means either a choice of beliefs or a faction of believers. It was given wide currency by Irenaeus in his tract Contra Haereses (Against Heresies) to describe and discredit his opponents in the early Christian Church. He described his own position as orthodox (from ortho- "right" + doxa "belief") and his position eventually evolved into the position of the early Christian Church.

      Used in this way, the term "heresy" has no purely objective meaning: the category exists only from the point of view of speakers within a group that has previously agreed about what counts as "orthodox". Any nonconformist view within any field may be perceived as "heretical" by others within that field who are convinced that their view is "orthodox"; in the sciences this extension is made tongue-in-cheek.

      Heretics usually do not define their own beliefs as heretical. Heresy is a value judgement and the expression of a view from within an established belief system. For instance, Roman Catholics held Protestantism as a heresy while some non-Catholics considered Catholicism the "Great Apostasy."

      For a heresy to exist there must be an authoritative system of dogma designated as orthodox, such as those proposed by Catholicism. The term orthodox is used in Eastern Orthodoxy, some Protestant churches, in Islam, some Jewish denominations, and to a lesser extent in other religions. Variance from orthodox Marxism-Leninism is described as "right" or "left deviationism." The Church of Scientology uses the term "squirreling" to refer to unauthorized alterations of its teachings or methods.

      So I would ask you; in what way are you a heretic? What scripture are you boastfully twisting?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Deaner
        Christ's Love Messenger
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 5932

        #4
        Re: Ask a Heretic

        Why do heretics enjoy sodomizing other men even though they're not necessarily gay?

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        • Jim Jackson
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          • Mar 2008
          • 24

          #5
          Re: Ask a Heretic

          Okay, so I guess "heretic" isn't the best term. How about sinner. Ya know, I really just want you to ban this account so I can move on with life. I don't beleive any of the crap you teach, so just get rid of me and deal with some other "sinner".

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          • Jim Jackson
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            • Mar 2008
            • 24

            #6
            Re: Ask a Heretic

            Originally posted by Deaner View Post
            Why do heretics enjoy sodomizing other men even though they're not necessarily gay?
            It's something to do in our free time when we aren't burning Bibles or raping small children in the back of our hippy vans.

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            • Talitha
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              True Christian™
              • Sep 2026
              • 15118

              #7
              Re: Ask a Heretic

              Originally posted by Jim Jackson View Post
              Okay, so I guess "heretic" isn't the best term. How about sinner. Ya know, I really just want you to ban this account so I can move on with life. I don't beleive any of the crap you teach, so just get rid of me and deal with some other "sinner".
              Do you get some perverse pleasure from being Banned?
              Does it take something like this for you to be able to "move on" with your life?

              Jesus guided you here for a reason. You can't help yourself.

              I'm not going to Ban you because you could be yet another Soul I can Save

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
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                True Christian™
                • Dec 2006
                • 12414

                #8
                Re: Ask a Heretic

                Originally posted by Jim Jackson View Post
                Okay, so I guess "heretic" isn't the best term. How about sinner. Ya know, I really just want you to ban this account so I can move on with life. I don't beleive any of the crap you teach, so just get rid of me and deal with some other "sinner".
                Why is it that over and over again, sinners keep begging us to delete accounts or ban them, because if we don't, they can't stop coming here?
                Never mind, I'll answer that for you. JESUS! He wants you here, He wants you saved, that's why you can't stop coming to the one place on the Internet that can save you! PRAISE!
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                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                Blogging for CHRIST!
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                • Jim Jackson
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                  • Mar 2008
                  • 24

                  #9
                  Re: Ask a Heretic

                  You all are sick. You're not gonna save me or convert me or whatever you call it. Hmmm...just consider me a resident sinner.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: Ask a Heretic

                    Little Jimmy, we're all sinners according to God. We are all unworthy scum who richly deserve to suffer, die, then suffer some more in hell fire. That is why we are here, to praise Jesus for temporarily dying on the cross and washing our sins clean.

                    He'll do it for you too, if you'll just stop playing your boyfriend's skinflute.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Jim Jackson
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                      • Mar 2008
                      • 24

                      #11
                      Re: Ask a Heretic

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Little Jimmy, we're all sinners according to God.
                      But let me guess...You all did something special that makes it okay for you to go around with your biased attitude, slandering everyone who isn't a W.A.S.P.? White.Anglo.Saxon.Protestant.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #12
                        Re: Ask a Heretic

                        Originally posted by Jim Jackson View Post
                        But let me guess...You all did something special that makes it okay for you to go around with your biased attitude, slandering everyone who isn't a W.A.S.P.? White.Anglo.Saxon.Protestant.
                        We aren't Protestants, we're Landover Baptists.

                        And we certainly are biased...toward Jesus.

                        It isn't slander to tell the truth son. And Jesus is all about the truth.

                        "Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?"
                        Galatians. 4:16
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Deaner
                          Christ's Love Messenger
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5932

                          #13
                          Re: Ask a Heretic

                          Originally posted by Jim Jackson View Post
                          ...that makes it okay for you to go around with your biased attitude, slandering everyone who isn't a W.A.S.P.?
                          Ok everybody, be careful with this one. Looks like we've got some brown skinned fool trying to suck us into an argument then turn around and sue us 'cause his little brown feelings got hurt.

                          Don't you have anything better to do boy? Where'd you steal that computer you're using?

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                          • Jim Jackson
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                            • Mar 2008
                            • 24

                            #14
                            Re: Ask a Heretic

                            I'm not gonna sue you. I'm just gonna rant and rave and CRITICIZE EVERY WORD THAT YOU TYPE!! P.S. I don't give a fuck what any of you think of me so get over it!

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                            • Roberta
                              Anti La Leche League Organizer
                              True Christian™
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 1817

                              #15
                              Re: Ask a Heretic

                              Dear Jim,

                              I was just wondering whether you enjoy watching pro-wrestling?

                              Robbie
                              Come climb my mountains.

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