[Deaner]

Re: Ask a Heretic

Fine!!! It's clear that I'm outnumbered and me staying here won't change a thing!!! piffle you people! Go suck a ****!

Relax Jim. We love you and Jesus loves you. Why don't you continue on with your Walker Evans character? That was a bang on first post. As a matter of fact; show us what you've got. How's about having an atheist / Christian discussion using both your characters. Basically I want you to argue with yourself.

Membership doesn't come easy, but it has it's rewards.

[Deaner]

Re: Ask a Heretic

Well, praise Jesus we won't see him in Heaven. It would make it kind of hard for Paradise to live up to its name with him there.

You really have a knack for this Jim; you're a natural.

[Walker Evans]

Re: Ask a Heretic

I don't believe what I'm reading! You think that I'm some ranting negro who can't get their theology straight? Please don't make that mistake. I assure you that I am as True Christian(tm) as they come.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Ask a Heretic

Fine!!! It's clear that I'm outnumbered and me staying here won't change a thing!!! piffle you people! Go suck a ****!

Us humans will always feel outnumbered by Jesus, don't feel bad about it. Way of the world pal.

That's why He is He, and you are you.

[Deaner]

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I don't believe what I'm reading! You think that I'm some ranting negro who can't get their theology straight? Please don't make that mistake. I assure you that I am as True Christian™ as they come.

ROFLMFAO!!!! (keep it up 'bro).

[Walker Evans]

Re: Ask a Heretic

Excuse me? It looks like you have a case of the AOL demons. Can you please translate? And are you still under the assumption that I'm a colored person? You know as well as I do, that as a True Christian™, I can not sin. Lying is a sin. Therefore, I can not lie. I am not a colored sinner. I am a white True Christian™. Please adjust you perception accordingly.

[Deaner]

Re: Ask a Heretic

Excuse me? It looks like you have a case of the AOL demons. Can you please translate? And are you still under the assumption that I'm a colored person? You know as well as I do, that as a True Christian™, I can not sin. Lying is a sin. Therefore, I can not lie. I am not a colored sinner. I am a white True Christian™. Please adjust you perception accordingly.

Well it's always nice to have a new fellow Christian join us at Landover. Welcome Walker.

Is there any chance I can talk to Jim for a second; or did you send him to his bad place?

[Walker Evans]

Re: Ask a Heretic

I'm sorry. Are you under the impression that Jim is my domestic worker? As much as I could use a few more nigra servants (please, Jesus) Jim is not under my care. As a rule, I keep my domestic workers far, far away from any technology any more complicated than a garden tool, and far away from the main house. It helps with insurance costs.

[Deaner]

Re: Ask a Heretic

I'm sorry. Are you under the impression that Jim is my domestic worker? As much as I could use a few more nigra servants (please, Jesus) Jim is not under my care.

I gotcha. Is Jim presently seeking care?

[Walker Evans]

Re: Ask a Heretic

I am unsure. You will have to speak to him. He looks like a difficult one to bring into line. Good luck to his next employer.

[Deaner]

Re: Ask a Heretic

I am unsure. You will have to speak to him. He looks like a difficult one to bring into line. Good luck to his next employer.

Ok well here's the problem...

This is Jim's heretic thread. Bring him back on, let him say his goodbyes (c'mon, he was pretty funny too) and then we'll put him to rest. You can start your own thread over in the introduction forum.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Ask a Heretic

I don't believe what I'm reading! You think that I'm some ranting negro who can't get their theology straight? Please don't make that mistake. I assure you that I am as True Christian™ as they come.

If you would take the time to look at your status here, you would see that you are listed as "Unsaved Trash/Under Investigation," not "True Christian." This means exactly what it says: You are being carefully checked out by the Pastors and Moderators of this Godly forum.That you are so arrogant as to claim that status for yourself without having it bestowed upon you by one of our Administrators is an affront not only to us genuine True Christians™ but to our Lord Jesus Christ Himself.

Show some respect, Trashy, and know your place.