[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: I need to Squelch a Vicious Rumor

Can you believe that redheaded wicker wench, Brother? To claim that Sister Thumper is not filled with the Glory of Jesus when we get together and have our prayer sessions.

We don't just pray, Danceless the Whore, but we study the Good Book as well and usually over a late night snack. Sister Thumper usually has some Dicken's Cider and prepares the sandwich. One of those big group sandwiches like you can get at the deli. It's nice just to get together with friends in the evening and make a sandwich together.

So are we on for tonight?

Of course, my dear Brother! You know how I love making sandwiches with you so! Of course, it will not involve Dances without climax, for I have a doubt she's able to enjoy properly a good Dicken's Cider, so why bother bringing her... This will be a lovely sandwich, with old good American chicken breast in the middle, between a fresh slice of dark meat, and a good portion of chorizo... I just hope you don't throw your mayonnaise in me like last time, dear Brother...

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: I need to Squelch a Vicious Rumor

No. Non. Nyet. Nein. No way Jose. Never.

His name is Santiago, not Jose!!! Your racist mentality, now against colombians, rears its ugly head again. Not that he would want you anyway!!!

Looks like you are getting alittle ahead of yourself there. Danceless, that was directed at Brother Solo and Sister Thumper, not you. Sorry for the confusion. And judging by your disgusting and perverted ideas about our prayer sessions, I can only conclude that you have fornication on the mind all the time. I DON'T WANT YOU!!! You are going to have to get over this little crush you have for me. I am a married man. I know you wicker pagans don't believe in marriage (beyond tax benefits) and monogamy, but some of us do.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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His name is Santiago, not Jose!!! Your racist mentality, now against colombians, rears its ugly head again. Not that he would want you anyway!!!

No way Jose is merely an expression.

I DON'T WANT YOU!!!

Thank the gods for that!

You are going to have to get over this little crush you have for me.

Get over yourself. The only one with a crush on you is you.

I am a married man. I know you wicker pagans don't believe in marriage (beyond tax benefits) and monogamy, but some of us do.

I happen to be happily married and happily monogamous Pagan. If I wasn't interested in being monogamous, I wouldn't have gotten married.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: I need to Squelch a Vicious Rumor

I happen to be happily married and happily monogamous Pagan. If I wasn't interested in being monogamous, I wouldn't have gotten married.

Why do you have to derail every thread and try to make it about you and your pathetic marital life? You told me once you owned a bookshelf, why don't you make us all a favour and throw it in top of you? Gosh... Speaking about the important things, do you have everything ready for tonight, Brother Remy?

[SUV]

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Sweet God & Dear Jesus, there's that good-looking new Brother, Dr Solo. His dark Latin looks Rapture me so - Hispanic is Certainly the IN thing to be in America! Let's see if I can say "How are you?" to him in his language:

Brother Dr Solo! Como tu frijole? Voulez vous couchez avec ouis?

(Sis wha?)

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

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Sweet God & Dear Jesus, there's that good-looking new Brother, Dr Solo. His dark Latin looks Rapture me so - Hispanic is Certainly the IN thing to be in America! Let's see if I can say "How are you?" to him in his language:

Brother Dr Solo! Como tu frijole? Voulez vous couchez avec ouis?

(Sis wha?)

Oh, sister, your magnificent use of my ungodly language proves that nothing is too difficult if you have Jesus backing you! Mis frijoles están bien, pero mi chorizo está duro, necesita de tu atención... Je voudrais coucher avec toi bien sur, allez avec frère Remy et sueur BTB, un ménage a quatre!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Oh, sister, your magnificent use of my ungodly language proves that nothing is too difficult if you have Jesus backing you!

Mis frijoles están bien, pero mi chorizo está duro, necesita de tu atención... Je voudrais coucher avec toi bien sur, allez avec frère Remy et sueur BTB, un ménage a quatre!

Translation:
My "beans" are well, but my "sausage" is hard, needing your attention.
I would like to take you to bed, along with Brother Remy and Sister BTB - four-way sex!


And you call ME a slut!

[Nobar King]

Re: I need to Squelch a Vicious Rumor

Slut.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: I need to Squelch a Vicious Rumor

Translation:
My "beans" are well, but my "sausage" is hard, needing your attention.
I would like to take you to bed, along with Brother Remy and Sister BTB - four-way sex!


And you call ME a slut!

That is not what I meant at all, you filthy woman! But since you claim to speak mexirican and frenchani, I see, well, then, get this part: no eres más que una bruja sosa, aburrida, bien pero bien loca, y que va a arder en el Infierno, ¡tan cierto como que Jesús reina sobre el mundo! Ah, y por supuesto, mujerzuela, mujerzuela, ¡mujerzuela!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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That is not what I meant at all, you filthy woman! But since you claim to speak mexirican and frenchani, I see, well, then, get this part: no eres más que una bruja sosa, aburrida, bien pero bien loca, y que va a arder en el Infierno, ¡tan cierto como que Jesús reina sobre el mundo! Ah, y por supuesto, mujerzuela, mujerzuela, ¡mujerzuela!

So you think I am an ashy, boring, quite mad witch, I'm going to burn in hell when Jesus rules the world. And you assume I'm a slut.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

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So you think I am an ashy, boring, quite mad witch, I'm going to burn in hell when Jesus rules the world. And you assume I'm a slut.

I don't assume anything, I know it, harlot...

[Nobar King]

Re: I need to Squelch a Vicious Rumor

Another thread where it's all about you again, huh? Big surprise.

[St James of England]

Re: I need to Squelch a Vicious Rumor

Jesus had sex and made children
he was a regular guy
get over yourselves and convert to atheism, and worship Charles Darwin

[tLakota]

Re: I need to Squelch a Vicious Rumor

Jesus had sex and made children
he was a regular guy
get over yourselves and convert to atheism, and worship Charles Darwin

Wow! That was really random. Why bother worshiping some scientist that died....? That doesn't make any sense. By the way, evolution was 'proven' because of one tiny island. But the 'proof' was only observation. They didn't dig into the island to see if the fossil layers were intact, or whether they could find remains to prove their claim. It's just a theory. The 'Evolutionary Theory' is not a fact. And just because you saw/read The Da Vinci code does not mean that it has scholarly basis. In fact, it is marketed as fiction because it IS fiction. Don't be stupid.

[St James of England]

Re: I need to Squelch a Vicious Rumor

Wow! That was really random. Why bother worshiping some scientist that died....? That doesn't make any sense. By the way, evolution was 'proven' because of one tiny island. But the 'proof' was only observation. They didn't dig into the island to see if the fossil layers were intact, or whether they could find remains to prove their claim. It's just a theory. The 'Evolutionary Theory' is not a fact. And just because you saw/read The Da Vinci code does not mean that it has scholarly basis. In fact, it is marketed as fiction because it IS fiction. Don't be stupid.

oh evolution has been proved, many of times, theyve the achearotpryx, the dinosaur that was half reptile and half bird, proving dinosaurs evolved into birds. Amphibians like frogs, they prove that land animals evolved from fish.