How do I leave?

[HereOnMyOwn]

I want to delete my account. You're all upsetting me. How do I do it?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How do I leave?

I want to delete my account. You're all upsetting me. How do I do it?

Friend,

We love and want to help you. No we are not going to delete your account. Let us help you with Jesus inspiration.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: How do I leave?

How do I leave?

There is a big X up on the upper right corner of your browser. Try clicking it.

You're all upsetting me.

I can understand that, but I wish you'd stick around. Most folks are in love with sin, and they get upset when they are reminded how angry their sin makes God. How can you love sin? It's the very thing that will cause you to be cast into Hell if you don't give it up!

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[HereOnMyOwn]

Re: How do I leave?

I don't think I want to go to Hell. I don't want to be beaten either though. What do I do?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How do I leave?

I don't think I want to go to Hell. I don't want to be beaten either though. What do I do?

Accept Jesus as your personal savior. Anyway rebuking is good for you.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: How do I leave?

I don't think I want to go to Hell. I don't want to be beaten either though. What do I do?

Who said anything about getting beaten? All we want you to do is pick up a King James Bible, read it cover to cover and believe every word, repent of your sins, ask Jesus to come into your heart and be your savior, tithe regularly, follow a Godly lifestyle, vote for God-fearing candidates who promise to stand up for Jesus, live your life according to God's Will instead of your own sinful will, and join us in Heaven where you'll get to sing hymns and praise God 24/7 for all of eternity.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[VictoryOS]

Re: How do I leave?

I don't think I want to go to Hell. I don't want to be beaten either though. What do I do?

Your fears are ungrounded. You will not be beaten if you get to heaven. That's just a lie that the satanists tell to try to scare you off of Jesus. Misery loves company, and they're just trying to get you to come along for the ride.

I think if you give us a chance you'll like it here. We only want what's best for you, and that's your Eternal Salvation. Come to the Cross today - you won't be disappointed!

[HereOnMyOwn]

Re: How do I leave?

Okay then, I will try.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: How do I leave?

Okay then, I will try.

Praise God, that's wonderful news!

We are ready to help you get started, friend. We have a Bible-in-a-Year forum here, complete with commentary, that will help you along your journey.

Why don't you go ahead and read Genesis 1-3 tonight?

Pastor Billy-Reuben