Who is the father of this precious baby?

[SUV]

They're everywhere! They're everywhere!

Truly; I just found this one around my Christian Manse today.



Brother Hatchet might I have a discreet Word with you?

[Old Man Hatchet]

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That is one ugly baby. Its parents should throw it in the trash and try again.

[Marshall]

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Proper Christian babies are born with eyebrows.

[Justina Thyme]

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Sister SUV, I understand your anxiety; yet it is possible that this infant, as unfortunate of countenance as it is, is not a DEMON. To be certain, you may try this short ritual:

BINDING DEMONS

Prior to knowing anything about DELIVERANCE, someone told us they had a demon living in their home. They could see the demon. They did have knowledge of "binding", so they merely bound the demon in JESUS' name. I have never heard how long a demon can stay bound, but this person said the demon was "frozen" in their doorway of the kitchen for about six months. It was then the person found out they had the authority to make the demons leave using the name of Jesus. It did.

If someone comes to you for Deliverance, before you even get started, their demons could jump up and knock you across the room. THIS is why you BIND the demons first, for protection.

It is as simple as saying," In the Name of Jesus, I bind up all the demons in ___________ (name the person, place or thing)." Then cast them OUT, in the name of Jesus.

If the infant is unable to free itself and move away from where you have "bound" it, you'll know that it is indeed a DEMON and that your home will need purification. GLORY!

[Mrs. Rogers]

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my Christian Manse.

Good grief Sue, are you still having your monthly? I would've thought all that dreadful bleeding business stopped the day you turned 29 for the 30th time. I shall pray for you, as there is nothing 'Christian' about the situation at all!

[Talitha]

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That Baby certainly reminds me of someone.
Anyone know who the father is?

All it needs is a Pipe.................

[Wide-Open]

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Oh dear, not another scandal, please.

Not that we ever had one before, mind.

It's probably an underaged goth retard that tries to infiltrate our church.

[Old Man Hatchet]

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All it needs is a Pipe.................

If you are referring to a lead pipe, I wholeheartedly agree. It needs to be thwacked with a lead pipe on its mushy little head and put out of its misery. Nobody should have to go through life looking like that.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Good grief Sue, are you still having your monthly? I would've thought all that dreadful bleeding business stopped the day you turned 29 for the 30th time. I shall pray for you, as there is nothing 'Christian' about the situation at all!

Manse is a posh home.

Menses is a menstrual period.

[Old Man Hatchet]

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Menses is a menstrual period.

You have just received a slew of infraction points for bringing up such a disgusting subject.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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You have just received a slew of infraction points for bringing up such a disgusting subject.

I didn't bring it up - Mrs. Rogers did. I merely corrected her word usage.

[Old Man Hatchet]

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I didn't bring it up - Mrs. Rogers did.

She did so in a ladylike fashion. You did so in a lurid and offensive manner. Do you ever get tired of being a contemptible harlot?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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She did so in a ladylike fashion. You did so in a lurid and offensive manner. Do you ever get tired of being a contemptible harlot?

Don't you ever get tired of being a crotchety old fart?

[Old Man Hatchet]

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Don't you ever get tired of being a crotchety old fart?

It's obvious you're subconsciously hankering for my nether regions, you withered tart.

[SUV]

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Good grief Sue, are you still having your monthly? I would've thought all that dreadful bleeding business stopped the day you turned 29 for the 30th time. I shall pray for you, as there is nothing 'Christian' about the situation at all!

My GOD, Mrs Rogers, is it possible that Mrs Betty Bowers sent you to scold me instead of her doing it? Truly, it is an honor (and so much less Painful than when Mrs Betty whomps me with her bullhorn).

As to that Baby, I have no recollection of how it got here

I know! Let's do an Intervention for it!