[Enobarbus]

Re: NETBALL sport or sin?

I see. The aboriginal people took a perfectly wonderful AMERICAN game, bastardized it, let women play it, and wonder why their policemen shoot themselves.

Not for nothing are we going to stop rampant immigration to America! NOT FOR NOTHING!

Exactly Brother. It is a bastardization of basketball. You are not allowed to dribble the ball, and must stop dead and pass it immediately when you catch it. Unlike basketball, it is scarcely ever played by men (only by the most limp-wristed homers, who may have a men's league or two, I understand) and is very popular in the UK, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Jamaica, Trinadad and tobgo and many of the most decadent former British Commonwealth countries. In fact it is the number one women's sport in most of these countries. Curiously, while the rules were designed to make it safer for women, the way it is played now involves more body to body contact than there is in basketball. It is a lesbianacs orgy brother, a veritble orgy.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: NETBALL sport or sin?

THIS is a better pastime for proper ladies

What? Clicking on dead links?

[Tervie]

Re: NETBALL sport or sin?

Cheerleading? Now that is a sport that shouldn't be allowed to exist - on that page there is a link to a swimsuit calander, not to mention American teens spilling out of little more then underwear as they leap about and stand on each other's shoulders. If anything is an orgy waiting to happen, it's cheerleading, which is just an excuse for males to ogle all the mixed up women who believe all they can do with themselves is look pretty and make up rhymes for a football team.

Personally, I think God meant more for half the world's population then to breed children for the future.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: NETBALL sport or sin?

What? Clicking on dead links?

It is not a dead link from the area of Freehold that I am sitting in. The Pillsbury Cook off pays a cool $1 million for the winning recipe. Better get Chink Lee busy, Pastor!

http://www.pillsbury.com/bakeoff/Default.aspx

[Enobarbus]

Re: NETBALL sport or sin?

Cheerleading? Now that is a sport that shouldn't be allowed to exist - on that page there is a link to a swimsuit calander, not to mention American teens spilling out of little more then underwear as they leap about and stand on each other's shoulders. If anything is an orgy waiting to happen, it's cheerleading, which is just an excuse for males to ogle all the mixed up women who believe all they can do with themselves is look pretty and make up rhymes for a football team.

Personally, I think God meant more for half the world's population then to breed children for the future.

Not according to the KJV1611 he didn't, Pervie. The man is the head of the woman as is Christ the head of the man. Now go and get us a beer. And a snack while your at it - a toasted sandwich, cheese and pineapple will do.

[Tervie]

Re: NETBALL sport or sin?

do you want it burnt to a crisp, or just poisoned? Holy water kills vapires, so I'll slip some of that into the drink while I'm at it.

Anything else you might need?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: NETBALL sport or sin?

do you want it burnt to a crisp, or just poisoned? Holy water kills vapires, so I'll slip some of that into the drink while I'm at it.

Anything else you might need?

Fool! Do you take us for mary-worshipping catlickers? Where in the Holy Bible is this "vampire water" mentioned?

[Tervie]

Re: NETBALL sport or sin?

*raises eyebrows* i think you missed the point, Zekey, but I won't enlighten you, since us gals aren't nearly intelligent enough to do so

[Student of Landover]

Re: NETBALL sport or sin?

*raises eyebrows* i think you missed the point, Zekey, but I won't enlighten you, since us gals aren't nearly intelligent enough to do so

Finally, she's learning her place! Now Perv, how come you don't act so submissive around me? Just so you know, the Pastor's taken, and while he is allowed to have more than one wife, Sister Talitha would fight you for him, I'm sure.

[Tervie]

Re: NETBALL sport or sin?

*innocent smile* oh, you want holy water and poisoned food, too? should have asked long ago, I'd be happy to oblige everyone with those two items

[Enobarbus]

Re: NETBALL sport or sin?

*innocent smile* oh, you want holy water and poisoned food, too? should have asked long ago, I'd be happy to oblige everyone with those two items

So you would, given half a chance, poison us. I believe you. Are you still here? I have been off for a late night snack at Le Cafe and back, since you wouldn't do you duty and get me the beer here. The waitresses down there are better looking than you anyway.

[Tervie]

Re: NETBALL sport or sin?

you have a photo of me? blurk, there are so many things wrong with that...

[Enobarbus]

Re: NETBALL sport or sin?

you have a photo of me? blurk, there are so many things wrong with that...

Your classmates told us that you were spectacularly and hideously ugly and you yourself said many would think that the rear end of a horse was more appealing than your face.

The DOF has also sent a description of you, but no photo. But they make it plain that a photo of you would frighten most children and the frail.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: NETBALL sport or sin?

*innocent smile* oh, you want holy water and poisoned food, too? should have asked long ago, I'd be happy to oblige everyone with those two items

And hellcat calls us violent? Has she seen the hateful murderousness of this antichristian bigot?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: NETBALL sport or sin?

Not according to the KJV1611 he didn't, Pervie. The man is the head of the woman as is Christ the head of the man. Now go and get us a beer. And a snack while your at it - a toasted sandwich, cheese and pineapple will do.

Brother, I must rebuke you for suggesting that something like that should be eaten by a righteous person! It reeks of homerism!