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  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
    Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
     
    • Jun 2007
    • 6570

    #1

    CAPTION CONTEST #10

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  • Donovan A. Mordecai
    True Christian™, Ex-Sand Nigra
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2013
    • 763

    #2
    Re: CAPTION CONTEST #10

    Taliban Barbie gets Osama-ed
    Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
    Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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    • Wandering Minstrel
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Sep 2013
      • 57

      #3
      Re: CAPTION CONTEST #10

      "I'll sign up for Obamacare!", that's what she thought
      Ordered up a bronze plan...and here's what she got!

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      • Allyson
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Oct 2012
        • 75

        #4
        Re: CAPTION CONTEST #10

        Too bad obamacare can't cover this

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        • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
          Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
           
          • Jun 2007
          • 6570

          #5
          Re: CAPTION CONTEST #10

          1. Gay-seeking bombs. Worth every penny.

          2. It's bad enough to have one of those people move onto your street. But when they decide to "Pimp" their house...

          3. Disney, having repented of their sins, pleases the lord with a Toy Story/Rambo crossover....
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          • WorldWideGodmockingWhore
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Nov 2013
            • 70

            #6
            Re: CAPTION CONTEST #10

            Errr.... I think I have a better picture



            This is called "aurora borealis" or polar lights, they just appear in the polar zones of the Earth, but can also appear in another ones during short periods. The normal thing is see them in fall and winter (september-march), but also can appear in another moments of the year if the weather is cold enough. Is beautiful, don't you think?

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            • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2013
              • 1284

              #7
              Re: CAPTION CONTEST #10

              Originally posted by WorldWideMusic View Post
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              This is called "aurora borealis" or polar lights, they just appear in the polar zones of the Earth, but can also appear in another ones during short periods. The normal thing is see them in fall and winter (september-march), but also can appear in another moments of the year if the weather is cold enough. Is beautiful, don't you think?
              Two issues here:

              1.) Brother Jeb called for us to caption the picture he posted, not post other pictures. Be mindful and respectful of such things.

              2.) aurora borealis means northern lights while aurora australis means southern lights. These are determined by geomagnetic activity combined with solar wind, not temperature. They are more prevalent around the equinoxes.
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              I Kings 7:23

              And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

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              • WorldWideGodmockingWhore
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Nov 2013
                • 70

                #8
                Re: CAPTION CONTEST #10

                You know what? I think I have a much better picture



                Face the truth, organized religion is a fraud

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                • Zechariah Smyth
                  Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 15251

                  #9
                  Re: CAPTION CONTEST #10

                  Originally posted by WorldWideGodmockingWhore View Post

                  A photo of a man having a bowel movement?



                  You're a weirdo.

                  Yours in Christ (NOT RAISIN BRAN),

                  Z. Smyth
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                  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                    Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                     
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 6570

                    #10
                    Re: CAPTION CONTEST #10

                    You know, I was just thinking of making a "Reverse Caption Contest" where I provide the caption and y'all provide the picture.

                    Here's my first (experimental) entry. It will require two images.:



                    Left: This is what anime artists think Japanese females look like. Right: This is what Japanese females actually look like.
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