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  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
    Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
     
    • Jun 2007
    • 6574
    #1

    CAPTION CONTEST #11



    My entry:

    Left to right:
    1. "TOGA PARTY!"
    2. "My head is like lettuce / Go on dig your thumbs in"
    3. "So like, I didn't know if I wanted to dress up as Flava-flav or a Klansman…Dude, why are you still holding me hand?"
    4. "Ohh us crazy Russians…"

    Alternative:

    1. "You got me out of the shower for THIS?!?"
    2. "I CABBAGE! am very CABBAGE! honoured to meet you CABBAGE! Mr. Putin CABBAGE!"
    3. "I'm serious, all my curlies are this impressive."
    4. "You're "Putin" me on, right? Hahahaha….Please let go of my hand now."
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    Tags: buddhist monks, caption contest, orthodox church, party like it's 999, putin, revelry, russia, turbans
    • Mother Of Seven
      True Christian™ with a quiverful
      • Jan 2014
      • 2243
      #2
      Re: CAPTION CONTEST #11

      You're the 3 wise men? Am I really the Baby Jesus? Or have I just had too much vodka?

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556
          #3
          Re: CAPTION CONTEST #11

          "Sim Salabim"
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • MitzaLizalor
              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2010
              • 14425
              #4
              Re: CAPTION CONTEST #11

              “.we were going to come as St Basil’s Cathedral but Goldschmidt wouldn't wear the onion.”

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                • Jack O'fagan
                  With faith as immovable as the Earth
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 4836
                  #5
                  Re: CAPTION CONTEST #11

                  "No Mr Putin, we are not The Village People"
                  Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                  I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                    • MitzaLizalor
                      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 14425
                      #6
                      Re: CAPTION CONTEST #11

                      Is that man wearing a fez and a turban at the same time?

                      Click image for larger version Name: FezTurban.jpg Views: 1 Size: 28.5 KB ID: 1918733

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                        • Cranky Old Man
                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                          You kids get off his lawn!
                           
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 22373
                          #7
                          Re: CAPTION CONTEST #11

                          My entry:

                          Left to right:
                          1. Hell
                          2. Hell
                          3. Hell
                          4. Oh Hell...
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • Attila's Wife
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2013
                              • 1941
                              #8
                              Re: CAPTION CONTEST #11

                              Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                              Is that man wearing a fez and a turban at the same time?
                              Dunno, but that's Supreme Mufti Talgat Tadzhuddin - crazy name, crazy guy - famous for declaring jihad against the US, having a fatwah declared against him and (of course) being outraged by a Gay Pride parade.
                              2 Timothy 3:16

                              All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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                                • MitzaLizalor
                                  Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2010
                                  • 14425
                                  #9
                                  Re: CAPTION CONTEST #11

                                  We have a Grand Mufti here too, Mrs Hun. Did you know that the prime minister can convert an entire nation to moon-idol worship? Ours was offered the opportunity, but declined. Therefore, automatically upon his refusing to convert, a state of jihad exists.

                                  I think it is a fez; here's a fez without a turban wrapped around it
                                  The image needed to be blown up a bit to see it but I'm sure that's what's sticking out the top there. I wonder if he also wears a magic facinator under the fez? Once people reject Jesus they'll do just about anything.

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                                    • James Hutchins
                                      True Christian™
                                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                       
                                      • Jun 2009
                                      • 29453
                                      #10
                                      Re: CAPTION CONTEST #11

                                      (In ruskie)
                                      "So... you boyz like to party like it is 1999?"

                                      Everyone knows all foreigners are sex perverts.
                                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                        • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                                          Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                                           
                                          • Jun 2007
                                          • 6574
                                          #11
                                          Re: CAPTION CONTEST #11

                                          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                          (In ruskie)
                                          "So... you boyz like to party like it is 1999?"
                                          "We're too backward - sorry, we're only Russians."

                                          ""Can we party like it's 999?"

                                          "AD or BC?"
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                                            • MitzaLizalor
                                              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Sep 2010
                                              • 14425
                                              #12
                                              Re: CAPTION CONTEST #11

                                              Click image for larger version Name: ThereIsABook.jpg Views: 1 Size: 32.4 KB ID: 1918738

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                                                • landoverlover
                                                  Also loves Jesus and America
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Jul 2010
                                                  • 828
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: CAPTION CONTEST #11

                                                  Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                                                  We have a Grand Mufti here too, Mrs Hun. Did you know that the prime minister can convert an entire nation to moon-idol worship? Ours was offered the opportunity, but declined. Therefore, automatically upon his refusing to convert, a state of jihad exists.

                                                  I think it is a fez; here's a fez without a turban wrapped around it
                                                  The image needed to be blown up a bit to see it but I'm sure that's what's sticking out the top there. I wonder if he also wears a magic facinator under the fez? Once people reject Jesus they'll do just about anything.
                                                  I believe you've mistaken him; he's actually a Shriner and arrived in a teeny clown car
                                                  Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                                                  2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



                                                  King James Bible v1611

                                                  Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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                                                    • landoverlover
                                                      Also loves Jesus and America
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • Jul 2010
                                                      • 828
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: CAPTION CONTEST #11

                                                      "Larry! Moe! These disguises ain't woik-ing!"
                                                      Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                                                      2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



                                                      King James Bible v1611

                                                      Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

                                                      sigpic

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                                                        • MitzaLizalor
                                                          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          • Sep 2010
                                                          • 14425
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: CAPTION CONTEST #11

                                                          Originally posted by landoverlover View Post
                                                          I believe you've mistaken him; he's actually a Shriner and arrived in a teeny clown car
                                                          I had to look that up. Is there really a secret society for people who drive single seater cars powered by lawnmower engines?



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