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Who sent me this book???
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5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all." -
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Written and illustrated by WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!
Looks like femnazi propaganda to me. I bet it was either that Durch girl or that thinks design, both of them are nothing but trouble and just try to influence peoples thinking all the time with unGodly thoughts. Once, the two of them called my house to speak to my wife, Mrs. Hutchins. Fortunately, I answered and they did not realize it was me.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household. -
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Crotchetiness in old age will be the only thing that makes my dotage worthwhile. As I grow older I plan on becoming increasingly vitreolic and bitter, none shall have the benefit of my doubt.
I will trip children with my cane, I will routinely defecate on my neighbor's lawn whilst muttering scripture to myself, but loudly enough for others to hear. I will shout hellfire and brimstone to toddlers until they cry out for succor, but they shall recieve none.
And I doubt I will get much flack for it. Oldsters are considered eccentric...it is assumed by most that they have lost their wits and know not what they do, and should be tolerated...yea, pitied even! They are the ones who will need pitied as they burn and fall to ash in the wake of my righteous fury!
As my grandfather used to say to me, youth and skill are no match for old age and treachery, an adage I plan to test fully! As long as I draw breath I will menace secular society at its very root! Christ guide my hand!
C.O.M., I will put that vile document at the top of my Burn List. I'll start casing the libraries tomorrow
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Would the answer be "Don't grow a beard".Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
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