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  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
    Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
     
    • Jun 2007
    • 6574

    #1

    Caption Contest #12!

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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Caption Contest #12!

    List of available brides for sale.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Elmer G. White
      Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
      Victim of atheist scientific persecution
       
      • Apr 2014
      • 10276

      #3
      Re: Caption Contest #12!

      Finalists of the 2014 transsexual World Beauty Pageant for unsaved trash.
      2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22379

        #4
        Re: Caption Contest #12!

        Hellbound sluts anonymous.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Didymus Much
          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
          • Jun 2010
          • 14079

          #5
          Re: Caption Contest #12!

          Rev. Mrs. Osborne, numbers 6 through 47.

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          • Attila's Wife
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2013
            • 1941

            #6
            Re: Caption Contest #12!

            Godly White Americans ignored yet again.
            2 Timothy 3:16

            All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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            • arthur frayn
              Unsaved trash
              • Dec 2013
              • 87

              #7
              Re: Caption Contest #12!

              Breeding stock for various races.
              Apò toû hēlíou metástēthi

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              • Des
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2013
                • 2718

                #8
                Re: Caption Contest #12!

                N.S.A. Potential Female Terrorist Facial Recognition Chart
                Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                • Flatchester
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • May 2014
                  • 5

                  #9
                  Re: Caption Contest #12!

                  Name the Missing Headwear Game: * burka, chador, or hijab

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                  • LordHaveMercy
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Oct 2010
                    • 171

                    #10
                    Re: Caption Contest #12!

                    Partial list of women American Men should not marry.
                    He is the tower of salvation for his king: and sheweth mercy to his anointed, unto David, and to his seed for evermore. 2 Samuel 22:51
                    God, Guns and BBQ make AMERICA great!

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                    • WWJDnow
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 6314

                      #11
                      Re: Caption Contest #12!

                      The people personally saved by Rev. Jim's laying on of hands in his worldwide ministry.
                      The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                      • Walter Van Slyke
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Oct 2013
                        • 212

                        #12
                        Re: Caption Contest #12!

                        This week's special! Buy two, get one free! (While supplies last.)
                        Proverbs 27:15 A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike.

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                        • neo hippie
                          Unsaved trash, dope-addicted hippie
                          • Jun 2014
                          • 17

                          #13
                          Re: Caption Contest #12!

                          Here's one; God loves 'em all the same.
                          Mark 12:31

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23775

                            #14
                            Re: Caption Contest #12!

                            Originally posted by neo hippie View Post
                            Here's one; God loves 'em all the same.
                            This goes directly against Holy Scripture, dear:

                            "And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images,
                            and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols,
                            and my soul shall abhor you."
                            Leviticus 26:30

                            "The foolish shall not stand in thy sight:
                            thou hatest all workers of iniquity."
                            Psalm 5:5

                            "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
                            A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
                            An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
                            A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
                            Proverbs 6:16-19
                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • Didymus Much
                              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 14079

                              #15
                              Re: Caption Contest #12!

                              Originally posted by neo hippie View Post
                              Here's one; God loves 'em all the same.
                              If God loves us all the same, why did He create Hell??

                              Please answer in your intro thread (don't want to derail this gem).

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