CONTEST!!! Bet the Closest Date to Patrick Swayze's DEATH!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

It's time to let our hair down and have some good clean, fun.

Guess the correct or closest dates of when Hellbound, dirty dancing, hip swiveling Patrick Swayze will finally die of cancer that HE gave him as punishment.

The winner will receive 2 tickets to Brother Bubba's All-You-Can-Eat Rib house and Pub.

I cast my vote for September 13, 2008.

HAVE FUN!! and GOOD LUCK!


Lve, Sister Thumper

[Billybob Sunday]

Re: CONTEST!!! Bet the Closest Date to Patrick Swayze's DEATH!

A good date would be 8/8/8, in two weeks. It's Satan's favorite number times 4/3. I can see God and Jesus having a laugh over that.

In most of his movies, Swayze is a sinful fornicator. Worst of all was that "Wong Fu" movie, where he dressed as a woman - that alone sends him to Hell.

I feel some sympathy for Swayze, though. We are both from Houston. And in one of his movies, "Next of Kin", he comes from a True Christian family that fully understands the Bible.

Had he made more movies like "Next of Kin", he may have been saved.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: CONTEST!!! Bet the Closest Date to Patrick Swayze's DEATH!

It's time to let our hair down and have some good clean, fun.

Guess the correct or closest dates of when Hellbound, dirty dancing, hip swiveling Patrick Swayze will finally die of cancer that HE gave him as punishment.

The winner will receive 2 tickets to Brother Bubba's All-You-Can-Eat Rib house and Pub.

I cast my vote for September 13, 2008.

HAVE FUN!! and GOOD LUCK!

Die already would ya

Lve, Sister Thumper

If a fine True Christian lady is available, I would love to escort her to whatever city Mr. Swayze lives in, that we may enjoy a delightful dinner at the hospital cafeteria when he begins his descent into Hell.

Oh, you meant to PICK the date on the calendar, not HAVE a date closest to his death. Sorry, it's been a long day.

The news says he's getting better! Is it possible after his years of Catlickerism, Bahaism, Buddhism, and Scientology, that he has finally come to Jesus?

Nah.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: CONTEST!!! Bet the Closest Date to Patrick Swayze's DEATH!

A good date would be 8/8/8,

What a clever bet! Good luck Brother!

[Nobar King]

Re: CONTEST!!! Bet the Closest Date to Patrick Swayze's DEATH!

I'm going to guess August 15. No special reason, I just think he's had just about enough cancer for any man.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: CONTEST!!! Bet the Closest Date to Patrick Swayze's DEATH!

Actually I hate to admit even knowing about this Satanic inspired place, but there is a place on the web where you can go to predict which evil God hating sinners will die within one year of your entry. I only know this exists because of the sinful years I spent before becoming a True Christian with the support of the Pastors, Brothers, and Sisters of Landover Baptist Church. The link is evil and I won't post it, but if you Google "dead pool" you will find it.

Yours in Christ

Brother Lazarus

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: CONTEST!!! Bet the Closest Date to Patrick Swayze's DEATH!

It's time to let our hair down and have some good clean, fun.

Guess the correct or closest dates of when Hellbound, dirty dancing, hip swiveling Patrick Swayze will finally die of cancer that HE gave him as punishment.

The winner will receive 2 tickets to Brother Bubba's All-You-Can-Eat Rib house and Pub.

I cast my vote for September 13, 2008.

HAVE FUN!! and GOOD LUCK!

Die already would ya

Lve, Sister Thumper

Sadly, I'm going to have to go with December 12, 2012. And I'm not being generous. These hollywood types make pacts with Satan for longer life. Just look at Magic Johnson. Magic, indeed.

[Walter Brimstone]

Re: CONTEST!!! Bet the Closest Date to Patrick Swayze's DEATH!

I am gonna go out on a limb and say 8-17-09.

In Him,

Walter Brimstone

[Brother Enoch]

Re: CONTEST!!! Bet the Closest Date to Patrick Swayze's DEATH!

Didn't know the guy was dying.

Does this mean we'll soon be seeing a porno between Demi Moore and Whoopi Goldberg?

I'd have to gouge my eyes out with forks.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: CONTEST!!! Bet the Closest Date to Patrick Swayze's DEATH!

August 22, 2008. I am going to guess that this will be the day of his demise.
Good Luck to all!

[SUV]

Re: CONTEST!!! Bet the Closest Date to Patrick Swayze's DEATH!

Sister Thumper, you mean he still isn't Dead? I had thought this was the old thread; is there no "Justice" in today's world at all any more?

I'll guess that....he's going down on 9/11

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: CONTEST!!! Bet the Closest Date to Patrick Swayze's DEATH!

When somebody catches the AIDS for dressing up like a woman, one never knows when Satan will get his clutches on them. I'm going to guess that "Miss Swayze" makes it until early November. Perhaps the Lord will send him to Satan just before the election to remind American voters about the wages of sinfully voting DEMONcrat.

Let's make it November 2, 2008.

[Nobar King]

Re: CONTEST!!! Bet the Closest Date to Patrick Swayze's DEATH!

Somehow, I didn't expect these guys to be interested much.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: CONTEST!!! Bet the Closest Date to Patrick Swayze's DEATH!

I thought Helloween might be too far out there, but considering some of Mr. Swayze's behavior, it would be appropriate.

[Mr. Jingles]

Re: CONTEST!!! Bet the Closest Date to Patrick Swayze's DEATH!

I'm shooting for December 8th, the 28th anniversary of hippie atheist commie John Lennon's death. John Lennon had a wife named Yoko Ono, Patrick Swayze did a movie called 'To Wong Fu.' It just sounds right to me.