Men shaving bits they shouldn't

[Bro Izzy]

I have been reading an online debate about men shaving, and I am not taking about your face.
Back, sack and crack, chest arms, legs etc.
Now the men who go for this sort of thing are not actually shaving but being waxed.
I caught a glimpse of a programme on TV whilst I was waiting for Songs of Praise and I was in total shock. Being ex army I can stand a bit of pain but these homo's were having their hairs ripped from their bodies. It must be a homo thing, some sort of kinky S&M ritual. Men were meant to be hairy, all masculine not some bald feminine creature.
Homo or not Homo discuss

[Nobar King]

Re: Men shaving bits they shouldn't

Some men are blessed with an abundance of hair. Paying so much attention to BODY HAIR is definitely obsessive, and probably gay. Those parts should be covered, anyway, so why bother shaving them?

Why bother shaving at all?

[VictoryOS]

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Why bother shaving at all?

Amen, Brother Nobar! I see this men parading around town with their fancy goatees. There's something queer about a man neatly shaving his beard like a topiary. Either shave it or let it grow! That's the way a man should look.

[Roberta]

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It's called "manscaping". Does anyone remember this ridiculous picture?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Men shaving bits they shouldn't

According to this satanically inspired site, the demon-worship known as Is-lame requires men to shave their most intimate regions and pluck their armpit hair as part of "fitrah," which in their nonsensical "language" probably means something like "Come and get me, demons!" It just goes to show that even though mooselimbs, homers, and other enemies of Jesus pretend to hate one another, they are all taking their marching orders from the devil.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Men shaving bits they shouldn't

People should shave/wax/pluck or not shave/not wax/not pluck whatever parts of their bodies they wish to shave/wax/pluck or not shave/not wax/not pluck. It's strictly a matter of individual preference.

[Nobar King]

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I got too many bad visuals from that post. Thanks a lot.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Men shaving bits they shouldn't

I got too many bad visuals from that post. Thanks a lot.

Mon plaisir.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Men shaving bits they shouldn't

Mon plaisir.

Ici on parle américain. Veuillez parler la langue préférée de Dieu.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Men shaving bits they shouldn't

Ici on parle américain. Veuillez parler la langue préférée de Dieu.

Jesu n'a parle' Anglais.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Men shaving bits they shouldn't

Jesu n'a parle' Anglais.

No talking about Mexican guitar players here!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Men shaving bits they shouldn't

Ici on parle américain. Veuillez parler la langue préférée de Dieu.

Jesu n'a parle' jamais Anglais.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Men shaving bits they shouldn't

Men should keep their pubic hair as bushy as possible to conceal their "sin sticks." Think of the woolly, unkempt Afro sported by Florida Evans on Good Times. It should be thrice as bushy.



If your pubes keep your tallywacker out of sight,
Jesus will think your modesty is . . . dynamite!

[Bro Izzy]

Re: Men shaving bits they shouldn't

Jesu n'a parle' jamais Anglais.

Moi, je trouve ca dingue qu'on autorise tous ces sales refugies ici.
Allez-vous-en ! suelement anglais ou amerioque ici

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Men shaving bits they shouldn't

Men should keep their pubic hair as bushy as possible to conceal their "sin sticks." Think of the woolly, unkempt Afro sported by Florida Evans on Good Times. It should be thrice as bushy.

Indeed, Brother. If a man can see too much of that part of his anatomy, then the temptation is there to look at a tallywhacker, and men who look at tallywhackers are homers. If you read the King James Bible (which is not written in Swiss, for the information of a certain skyclad-dancing Jezebel), you will see that God hates homers.