[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Men shaving bits they shouldn't

Men should keep their pubic hair as bushy as possible to conceal their "sin sticks." Think of the woolly, unkempt Afro sported by Florida Evans on Good Times. It should be thrice as bushy.



If your pubes keep your tallywacker out of sight,
Jesus will think your modesty is . . . dynamite!

Wouldn't that just make it much harder to find when you need to urinate? Face it, some of you already need magnifying glasses to find yours.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Wouldn't that just make it much harder to find when you need to urinate? Face it, some of you already need magnifying glasses to find yours.

Your constant obsession with Brother Hatchet's tallywacker is duly noted. You're going to have plenty to answer for on bended knee before Jesus, come Judgement Day.

[Nobar King]

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Face it...

That's a terribly sexist thing to say, considering that I'm sure you will swear to never being naked with any True Christian here. A perfect example of the pot calling the kettle black. You're quick to cry sexism, but just as happy to use it to insult the men you hate so much. What kinds of deficiencies are you most ashamed of? I have nothing to be ashamed of; I am a perfect specimen of a man.

[Eugene Hackwith]

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The Lord gave me ample facial and body hair for a reason, and I don't care how unsightly or out of style it may seem. My hair keeps me warm in the winter when I'm outside doing my morning chores! If God didn't want me to be hairy, perhaps he would have cursed me and I would have been born a hairless yellow nip.

Don't forget, these hairless homos will be parading around soon enough in their skin tight Speedo swimsuits for the whole world to see. I'm talking about the Olympics, and I don't plan on watching any event where the men shave themselves!

[Roberta]

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Brother Nobar,

I get the feeling that Dances lost a promotion to a woman with a more ample bosom. It's what we girls call afformative action (hee-hee).

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Your constant obsession with Brother Hatchet's tallywacker is duly noted.

Actually, I was referring to a remark made by a TC woman regarding her husband's 'attribute."

You're going to have plenty to answer for on bended knee before Jesus, come Judgement Day.

Yeah, right.

[Bob4God]

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Face it lumpy, or whoever you are,

You're a GOD-hating, man-hating sexist piece of woman-trash who probably wants Hillary Clinton as president.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Face it lumpy, or whoever you are,

You're a GOD-hating, man-hating sexist piece of woman-trash who probably wants Hillary Clinton as president.

I don't hate any god, I don't hate men, and while I would love for us to have a woman president someday, I don't think Hilary is the one. I don't trust women who stay with men who cheat on them. I would have far more respect for her if she had kicked Bill to the curb after the first infidelity.

[VictoryOS]

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I would have far more respect for her if she had kicked Bill to the curb after the first infidelity.

Does Ricki Lake still have a talk show?

[Roberta]

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I don't hate any god, I don't hate men, and while I would love for us to have a woman president someday, I don't think Hilary is the one. I don't trust women who stay with men who cheat on them. I would have far more respect for her if she had kicked Bill to the curb after the first infidelity.

Bill is supposedly very well hung. Doesn't that count for something?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Bill is supposedly very well hung. Doesn't that count for something?

Not if he's a cheat.

[Bob4God]

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Bill is supposedly very well hung. Doesn't that count for something?

My dear sister Roberta, you needn't dwell on the sinful bits of America-hating demoncrats when there's a legion of Godly men right here in our very own LBC that have been well endowed by their creator.

[Bro Izzy]

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Face it lumpy, or whoever you are,

You're a GOD-hating, man-hating sexist piece of woman-trash who probably wants Hillary Clinton as president.

No wonder she hasn't succeeded in becoming the democrat leader, if she can't keep one man happy and he had to go else where (Monica with the stained dress) what chance has she got of keeping 200 million Americans happy.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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No wonder she hasn't succeeded in becoming the democrat leader, if she can't keep one man happy and he had to go else where (Monica with the stained dress) what chance has she got of keeping 200 million Americans happy.

If he was unhappy, he should have divorced her before going after other women.

[Old Man Hatchet]

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If he was unhappy, he should have divorced her before going after other women.

I can read between the lines. You're trying to get me to leave my beloved wife of 47 years. You should be ashamed of yourself, hussy.