[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

Bourbon is an American drink. It was first distilled by a baptist minister.

http://www.kdla.ky.gov/resources/countyomonth/scott.htm

So, I'm assuming this is a Godly approved drink. What is Landover's opinion on this matter?

Where have you been? Where have I been? Here this thread is already two pages long, soon to become three and I didn't know about it. For years, I have told folks about the Godly heritage of bourbon and it's medicinal qualities. Forget about secular science's Prozac, Paxil, and Welbutrin, because GOD's own distilled spirits will cure what ails you!

PS I especially appreciate the STRAIGHT part . . . I certainly would never drink any of that homer/Canadian stuff!

[SUV]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

The only other foreign "language" that is correct for Manly Americans to speak goes something like this (and it is Seasonal only):

Ach! Der schleek! Die schlieger! Die RED BARON!!!!!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

Jesus made wine. Bourbon is just American wine.

And I suppose the fact that they contain completely different ingredients means nothing, huh?
And for the the record, jesus (if he even existed - doubtful) did not make wine. (Duh!)
The earliest evidence of wine was actually found in Iran from about 5500 years ago.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

And for the the record, jesus did not make wine. (Duh!)

Our Lord Jesus didn't INVENT wine, but he DID MAKE it. Hepefully, you will find the thread with the Scripture so I don't have to go over all of this again.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

Our Lord Jesus didn't INVENT wine, but he DID MAKE it. Hepefully, you will find the thread with the Scripture so I don't have to go over all of this again.

I know what you're talking about. The whole water into wine thing, I know. Any skilled magician can perform that trick.
But, my apologies, when I thought you meant 'invented', not 'made'. It's friday afternoon, I'm tired and have a migraine.

But it still doesn't change the fact that bourbon is not the same as wine. Wine is made from crushed grapes. Bourbon is made from corn mash. Saying that the two are the same is like saying that ketchup and mayonnaise are the same.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

I know what you're talking about. The whole water into wine thing, I know. Any skilled magician can perform that trick.
But, my apologies, when I thought you meant 'invented', not 'made'. It's friday afternoon, I'm tired and have a migraine.

But it still doesn't change the fact that bourbon is not the same as wine. Wine is made from crushed grapes. Bourbon is made from corn mash. Saying that the two are the same is like saying that ketchup and mayonnaise are the same.

Praise Jesus! Once again He has seen fit to smite you with a painful migrane. Perhaps if you spent less time mocking Jesus He might go easier on you, harlot.

Every country and culture has its own version of wine. The greasy Italians and homer french have ruined grape wine for us all. So Jesus currently prefers the American version. Praise His Sweet Blood.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

You can't change the facts. In order for it to actually be considered wine, it needs to be made from grapes. Bourbon is not, and cannot be considered wine. Nothing can change that!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

You can't change the facts. In order for it to actually be considered wine, it needs to be made from grapes. Bourbon is not, and cannot be considered wine. Nothing can change that!

Mrs Van Spitbottle, let me assure you that the definition for 'wine' is just as flexible as the definition for 'The Constitution of the United States of America'.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

Actually Sister, I was talking about your girls.

Pastor, I do hope I misunderstand, and you're not talking about BTB's Double-Ds. Hopefully, she has daughters?

You can't change the facts. In order for it to actually be considered wine, it needs to be made from grapes. Bourbon is not, and cannot be considered wine. Nothing can change that!

I must agree with the heathen. Wine's wine. Brandy is concentrated wine. Bourbon is neither wine nor concentrated wine.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

Pastor, I do hope I misunderstand, and you're not talking about BTB's Double-Ds. Hopefully, she has daughters?

DAUGHTERS! Yes, of course! Her daughters! But....ummmm Sister Thumper isn't old enough to have children is she?

I must agree with the heathen. Wine's wine. Brandy is concentrated wine. Bourbon is neither wine nor concentrated wine.

I must assign you a hundred new demerits for agreeing with a Heathen!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

I must agree with the heathen. Wine's wine. Brandy is concentrated wine. Bourbon is neither wine nor concentrated wine.

Exactly my point. Glad at least one person can see it!

I must assign you a hundred new demerits for agreeing with a Heathen!

That's a little mean, Pastor Al. It was a perfectly valid point!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

Exactly my point. Glad at least one person can see it!


That's a little mean, Pastor Al. It was a perfectly valid point!

And if you scroll to the beginning of the thread, you'll see SHE was agreeing with ME.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

And if you scroll to the beginning of the thread, you'll see SHE was agreeing with ME.

And another hundred for doing SOMETHING! I'm not sure what, but you should know better!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

You can't change the facts. In order for it to actually be considered wine, it needs to be made from grapes. Bourbon is not, and cannot be considered wine. Nothing can change that!

Typical atheist doublespeak. When the facts don't fit, make things up and insist your'e right.

Jap wine is made from rice. It's called Sake. Ever heard of apple wine? Dandelion wine? In Greece they make godawful swill out of pine needles called Retsina. No grapes. In Georgia they make peach wine. In California they make strawberry wine. No grapes.

So shut up, you empty-headed female. Go fetch me a sandwich!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

And another hundred for doing SOMETHING! I'm not sure what, but you should know better!

You seem a little on edge, dear Pastor. Here's something that might make you feel better
http://www.drugstore.com/qxp77758_33...r_capsules.htm