Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

[Dwayne DeKalb]

Bourbon is an American drink. It was first distilled by a baptist minister.

However, Rev. Craig is best known for his distillery. He is credited with manufacturing the first bourbon on Big Spring Branch in 1789 by storing regular "moonshine" in newly charred oak barrels, giving the liquor its distinctive flavor. In honor of the good reverend, Heaven Hill distillery produces a bourbon named after him, which is considered to be one of its premium products

http://www.kdla.ky.gov/resources/countyomonth/scott.htm

So, I'm assuming this is a Godly approved drink. What is Landover's opinion on this matter?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

Bourbon is an American drink. It was first distilled by a baptist minister.

http://www.kdla.ky.gov/resources/countyomonth/scott.htm

So, I'm assuming this is a Godly approved drink. What is Landover's opinion on this matter?

Jesus made wine. Bourbon is just American wine.

[tommy]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

Jesus made wine. Bourbon is just American wine.

Yeah, but since Jesus is an American...

[Talitha]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

I don't know much about Alcoholic Beverages but how in the Lords name are you supposed to drink THIS?????

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

Yeah, but since Jesus is an American...

You're point being? Would you prefer wine to go with your French wine perhaps if good and Godly American whisky is too strong for you?

[SUV]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

Yeah, but since Jesus is an American...

(I'm so proud of him - he's catching on so quickly! And such a cute little beagle hound, too!)

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

As you recall, Jesus turned water into wine.

John 4:46
So Jesus came again into Cana of Galilee, where he made the water wine ...

Never once did he turn wine into water. What message does this send us? It's clear:

1 Timothy 5:23
Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake ...

Drink no longer water! Now, if we can remove excess water from our wine, so much the better!

PRAISE!

However, Bourbon is not made from wine. It is made from grain.

Jesus did NOT turn water into BEER, did He? Beer, therefore, is not Godly, but common (witness Budweiser!) and of the Devil. Concentrated spirits from fermented grains are CONCENTRATED SATAN!

True Christians(tm) know to stick to such Godly spirits as brandy, or arak, or grappa, or absinthes made with a grape alcohol base.

[tommy]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

You're point being? Would you prefer wine to go with your French wine perhaps if good and Godly American whisky is too strong for you?

Hey, I hate the damn Frenchies. I just happen to like their language.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

Hey, I hate the damn Frenchies. I just happen to like their language.

Oui! Je me souviens maintenant! Les lolos!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

Oui! Je me souviens maintenant! Les lolos!

I have no idea what you just said Dear Pastor....but it sounds a little effeminate.

No offense.

With Love, Sister Thumper

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

I have no idea what you just said Dear Pastor....but it sounds a little effeminate.

No offense.

With Love, Sister Thumper

Actually Sister, I was talking about your girls.

[tommy]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

I have no idea what you just said Dear Pastor....but it sounds a little effeminate.

No offense.

With Love, Sister Thumper

French is not effeminate...well, perhaps a bit...

se rappeler contre se souvenir, ah pastor?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

Actually Sister, I was talking about your girls.

Aw shucks


<kicks dirt>

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

French is not effeminate...well, perhaps a bit...

se rappeler contre se souvenir, ah pastor?

Holy crap. That was FRENCH?!?!? I thought is was a Louisiana dialect!

[tommy]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

Holy crap. That was FRENCH?!?!? I thought is was a Louisiana dialect!