[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

You can't change the facts. In order for it to actually be considered wine, it needs to be made from grapes. Bourbon is not, and cannot be considered wine. Nothing can change that!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

I know what you're talking about. The whole water into wine thing, I know. Any skilled magician can perform that trick.
But, my apologies, when I thought you meant 'invented', not 'made'. It's friday afternoon, I'm tired and have a migraine.

But it still doesn't change the fact that bourbon is not the same as wine. Wine is made from crushed grapes. Bourbon is made from corn mash. Saying that the two are the same is like saying that ketchup and mayonnaise are the same.

Praise Jesus! Once again He has seen fit to smite you with a painful migrane. Perhaps if you spent less time mocking Jesus He might go easier on you, harlot.

Every country and culture has its own version of wine. The greasy Italians and homer french have ruined grape wine for us all. So Jesus currently prefers the American version. Praise His Sweet Blood.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

Our Lord Jesus didn't INVENT wine, but he DID MAKE it. Hepefully, you will find the thread with the Scripture so I don't have to go over all of this again.

I know what you're talking about. The whole water into wine thing, I know. Any skilled magician can perform that trick.
But, my apologies, when I thought you meant 'invented', not 'made'. It's friday afternoon, I'm tired and have a migraine.

But it still doesn't change the fact that bourbon is not the same as wine. Wine is made from crushed grapes. Bourbon is made from corn mash. Saying that the two are the same is like saying that ketchup and mayonnaise are the same.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

And for the the record, jesus did not make wine. (Duh!)

Our Lord Jesus didn't INVENT wine, but he DID MAKE it. Hepefully, you will find the thread with the Scripture so I don't have to go over all of this again.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

Jesus made wine. Bourbon is just American wine.

And I suppose the fact that they contain completely different ingredients means nothing, huh?
And for the the record, jesus (if he even existed - doubtful) did not make wine. (Duh!)
The earliest evidence of wine was actually found in Iran from about 5500 years ago.

[SUV]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

The only other foreign "language" that is correct for Manly Americans to speak goes something like this (and it is Seasonal only):

Ach! Der schleek! Die schlieger! Die RED BARON!!!!!

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

Bourbon is an American drink. It was first distilled by a baptist minister.

http://www.kdla.ky.gov/resources/countyomonth/scott.htm

So, I'm assuming this is a Godly approved drink. What is Landover's opinion on this matter?

Where have you been? Where have I been? Here this thread is already two pages long, soon to become three and I didn't know about it. For years, I have told folks about the Godly heritage of bourbon and it's medicinal qualities. Forget about secular science's Prozac, Paxil, and Welbutrin, because GOD's own distilled spirits will cure what ails you!

PS I especially appreciate the STRAIGHT part . . . I certainly would never drink any of that homer/Canadian stuff!

[tommy]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

Holy crap. That was FRENCH?!?!? I thought is was a Louisiana dialect!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

French is not effeminate...well, perhaps a bit...

se rappeler contre se souvenir, ah pastor?

Holy crap. That was FRENCH?!?!? I thought is was a Louisiana dialect!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

Actually Sister, I was talking about your girls.

Aw shucks


<kicks dirt>

[tommy]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

I have no idea what you just said Dear Pastor....but it sounds a little effeminate.

No offense.

With Love, Sister Thumper

French is not effeminate...well, perhaps a bit...

se rappeler contre se souvenir, ah pastor?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

I have no idea what you just said Dear Pastor....but it sounds a little effeminate.

No offense.

With Love, Sister Thumper

Actually Sister, I was talking about your girls.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

Oui! Je me souviens maintenant! Les lolos!

I have no idea what you just said Dear Pastor....but it sounds a little effeminate.

No offense.

With Love, Sister Thumper

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

Hey, I hate the damn Frenchies. I just happen to like their language.

Oui! Je me souviens maintenant! Les lolos!

[tommy]

Re: Bourbon, American, Baptist, so can I drink it???

You're point being? Would you prefer wine to go with your French wine perhaps if good and Godly American whisky is too strong for you?

Hey, I hate the damn Frenchies. I just happen to like their language.