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  • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
    Dear swiss fag,

    Why are you here? Are you feeling the pull of Eternal Salvation? Are you ready to cast your demon ways behind you and accept Jesus Christ as your Personal Savior?

    Jesus wants you, AND SO DO I!!!!!

    (2 Peter 3:9) "The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance."



    We're not giving up on you, friend!

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
    I'm here to rock out with my tallywacker out! And that does not mean casting my bibedi-boo demons away. You guys are so hilarious. :>.
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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    • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
      Friend, we do not speak finished here, we speak American, Gods Favorite Language®. If that is not possible for you to do, please return when you are capable of doing so.
      YIC
      JH
      Friend, you do not speak american, you speak english. Get yer facts right, eh? And it's not finished. It's called swedish. ;>.
      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
      abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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      • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

        Originally posted by trollfinland View Post
        Friend, you do not speak american, you speak english. Get yer facts right, eh? And it's not finished. It's called swedish. ;>.
        As an Englishmen I can tell you that you are not correct. The language I speak is American. I believe that God gave the English the American language first so that we could produce the King James Bible in it's correct American. The language was then transported over to it's rightful home (the USA) by the early settlers. The English were just custodians of the American language for a while.

        YIC

        Jack
        Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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        I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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        • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

          Originally posted by trollfinland View Post
          I'm here to rock out with my tallywacker out! And that does not mean casting my bibedi-boo demons away. You guys are so hilarious. :>.
          You disgust me and Jesus.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

            Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
            As an Englishmen I can tell you that you are not correct. The language I speak is American. I believe that God gave the English the American language first so that we could produce the King James Bible in it's correct American. The language was then transported over to it's rightful home (the USA) by the early settlers. The English were just custodians of the American language for a while.

            YIC

            Jack
            Thank you for pointing that out Mr O'fagan. Is that why the Yanks our American cousins use Queen Anne spelling?




            Originally posted by trollfinland View Post
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            ..And that does not mean casting my bibedi-boo demons away
            What is bibedi?

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            • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

              Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
              ...What is bibedi?
              I think it might be this thing:



              Logo for a French condom maker, iirc (see the reservoir tip on his head, "ribbed for her pleasure").

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              • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                ..French

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                • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

                  Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                  As an Englishmen I can tell you that you are not correct. The language I speak is American. I believe that God gave the English the American language first so that we could produce the King James Bible in it's correct American. The language was then transported over to it's rightful home (the USA) by the early settlers. The English were just custodians of the American language for a while.

                  YIC

                  Jack
                  Stop yer yipyap. That sounds just plain foolish. You believe that God gave the english to the americans? Show me the proof. Until that, your statement is invalid.
                  Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                  abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                  • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

                    Originally posted by trollfinland View Post
                    You believe that ...Show me the proof.
                    Little unclear what you mean there friend. Show you proof that thats what he believes? What an odd thing to request. Im not sure there would be any proof.

                    Is it possible you mean show you proof of that statement? Thats an equally idiotic thing to ask for. If he had proof, he wouldn't need to simply believe it, would he?

                    Is there a third option for what you meant? One that doesn't make you look an idiot? I don't see it.

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                    • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

                      Originally posted by trollfinland View Post
                      Stop yer yipyap. That sounds just plain foolish. You believe that God gave the english to the americans? Show me the proof. Until that, your statement is invalid.
                      I would think it would be blatantly obvious friend; English only became the dominate language on the planet with the rise of the United States. During the heyday of the English empire French of the international language. Now if you want to do international business, science or entertainment you better know English. Further more it's the American dialect of English.

                      Your own posting in English is a good example.

                      (above translated into Finish)

                      I vuoold theenk it vuoold be-a bletuntly oobfeeuoos freeend; Ingleesh oonly beceme-a zee dumeenete-a lungooege-a oon zee plunet veet zee reese-a ooff zee Uneeted Stetes. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Dooreeng zee heydey ooff zee Ingleesh impure-a French ooff zee interneshunel lungooege-a. Noo iff yuoo vunt tu du interneshunel booseeness, sceeence-a oor interteeenment yuoo better knoo Ingleesh. Foorzeer mure-a it's zee Emereecun deeelect ooff Ingleesh.

                      Yuoor oovn pusteeng in Ingleesh is a guud ixemple-a.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

                        Originally posted by trollfinland View Post
                        Stop yer yipyap. That sounds just plain foolish. You believe that God gave the english to the americans? Show me the proof. Until that, your statement is invalid.
                        Mark 13:10And the gospel must first be published among all nations.


                        Jesus has said that all nations must hear the good news before the righteous are taken up and the homos,fornicators,atheists etc are thrown into hell. I believe God knew the best way to do this is to have the global language of 'American' and He felt that the right time to give us His word was in 1611 however America was not then ready to accept it. I believe he gave the American language to the English first so we could make sense of the KJV and bring it over to America when it was ready to be received. He also made us a fierce fighting naval nation so we could spread American throughout the British empire.

                        YIC

                        Jack
                        Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                        sigpic

                        I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                        • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

                          Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                          Mark 13:10And the gospel must first be published among all nations.


                          Jesus has said that all nations must hear the good news before the righteous are taken up and the homos,fornicators,atheists etc are thrown into hell. I believe God knew the best way to do this is to have the global language of 'American' and He felt that the right time to give us His word was in 1611 however America was not then ready to accept it. I believe he gave the American language to the English first so we could make sense of the KJV and bring it over to America when it was ready to be received. He also made us a fierce fighting naval nation so we could spread American throughout the British empire.

                          YIC

                          Jack
                          And why wasn't America ready for the KJV1611? Because the Indians pre-stole the Americas from us Americans. Until Christian countries like England could write the wrong Jesus message wasn't able to find its TRUE home.

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                          • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

                            [QUOTE=Bobby-Joe;872283]I would think it would be blatantly obvious friend; English only became the dominate language on the planet with the rise of the United States. During the heyday of the English empire French of the international language. Now if you want to do international business, science or entertainment you better know English. Further more it's the American dialect of English.

                            Even my chinkee dry cleaners speak American. "Me washee Miss Roberta--numba one".
                            Come climb my mountains.

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                            • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

                              Originally posted by Jack, therealnoisychristian View Post
                              Even as a Christian, I still respect atheists and their beliefs.
                              Why? You respect lies? You respect people who make it their life's work to turn children from Jesus?

                              After checking out a few of the threads in the forum, I'm embarrassed that atheists are insulted too much and some even condemned forever to hell!??Only the Lord All Mighty has the right to decide that.
                              And He has explained in the Bible that's exactly what He will do with them. We're providing a warning, not doing the condemning.

                              If I see you leaving a bar drunk and heading for your car, and I tell you that the police are right down the street and that if you go driving you will get arrested and go to jail, am I sending you to jail? No. I'm warning you of the consequences of your actions.
                              Originally posted by Jack, the noisy false christian View Post
                              Ha ha ha ha that is rich! The "pastors" in this forum are probably just hypocrites like the Pharisees who sold Jesus to the Romans to be killed.
                              Huh?

                              Could you point out that particular event in the Bible? Chapter and verse, please.
                              You judgmental baptist "pastors" (more like hypocrites) probably changed the word of the Lord yourself to suit your own personal needs based on the offensive threads and warnings sent to "violators" which contain swearing and foul language. You guys mentioned the word of the Lord being changed but honestly I think the "pastors" have messed up the TRUE message of the Lord just to put down atheists.
                              Please show us where we have inaccurately quoted or misunderstood Scripture.

                              Further, your incessant defense of atheists (not all the other kinds of unbelievers) tells me that you yourself are likely an atheist. Strangely, one who seems sensitive about being told that God is going to resurrect him at Judgment, then cast him into unending torment being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire.

                              What an odd thing for an atheist to fear!
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!!

                                And another FACT about the language; if it wasn't for George Washington we would all be speaking English today.

                                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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