[The One Light]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

I am here to tell you the absolute truth, in front of God and All That Are Worthy.

You are all wrong. All of you, woefully ignorant to the true path of salvation. You think that you can merely believe, or else merely buy your way into Heaven. You are wrong.

Humans are animals, and as such, are just as tainted and riddled with corruption as any other beast. Refraining from being a furry will not help you, my friends. We are all lesser beings, vile husks giving in to temptation and instinct.

But there is a way.

Deny the flesh. Become an incorporeal soul transcendent of its bodily cage. The only way to become worthy is to never succumb to the pleasures of humanity.

Have you ever lain with another creature of flesh and blood? You are unworthy.

Have you ever eaten physical food, drank water? You are unworthy, but with time, you may recover your purity.

Have you ever slept, or breathed air, or done any of the myriad of things that are essential only to keep our fleshy captivity intact? You are unworthy, but can be saved.

The only way to salvation is the two month process of shucking off this mortal coil and becoming a soul of pure light. Only then, is Heaven in sight.

[GOD=life]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

I am here to tell you the absolute truth

Only God can tell the absolute truth. And something tells me that you're not quite God

You are all wrong.

Care to provide some PROOF for that?

You think that you can merely believe, or else merely buy your way into Heaven. You are wrong.

Sorry, but you have us confused with false Christians. We do not merely believe, we substantiate everything with the Bible and follow everything God tells us. That is what defines us as True Christians.

Humans are animals, and as such, are just as tainted and riddled with corruption as any other beast.

No, that would be furries: they are humans who believe they are animals. God created humans separately. It is silly to make absolute statements without a shred of proof.

Refraining from being a furry will not help you, my friends.

You have a strange idea about friendship if you believe it entails telling people they are mere filthy animals. Please stop projecting your self-centered worldviews on us Christians.

But there is a way.

Yes, the KJV 1611 Bible. From which you do not quote at all. Or anything else for that matter.

You come barging in on our Christian forum and expect us to follow you like some guru on nothing more than your say-so.

You, my "friend", have a God complex.

The only way to salvation is the two month process of shucking off this mortal coil and becoming a soul of pure light. Only then, is Heaven in sight.

False. Only Jesus Christ is the path to salvation.

[The One Light]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

True, Jesus is the path to salvation. But humans are imperfect creatures, and it's only right that we should try to be something better. The two month program, outlined here , shows a way to become as close as ever to God and salvation. Please, save yourself. We all owe it to ourselves to purify our hearts and minds.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

...Please, save yourself...

Again, the Bible says only Jesus can do that.

...We all owe it to ourselves to purify our hearts and minds.

True Christians(tm) worry about what they owe God, not themselves.

[GOD=life]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

True, Jesus is the path to salvation.

Helleluja! The child has seen the light!

[QUOTE=The One Light;1141939]But humans are imperfect creatures, and it's only right that we should try to be something better.['/QUOTE]
UhHHHhhhHHHhhhHHhhhhhhh... it's not possible to be better than Jesus Christ.

The two month program

Sounds like a scam to me.

shows a way to become as close as ever to God and salvation

We don't need a scam, we have the KJV 1611 Bible which tells us exactly how it is.

Please, save yourself.

As Brother Much already mentioned: Jesus Christ saves us. Some people like you pretend to be God. That's a God-complex. We are humble and do not have such a complex.

We all owe it to ourselves to purify our hearts and minds.

You owe it to yourself to open a KJV 1611 Bible and actually read it instead of trying to get True Christians who are already saved from their path.

[The One Light]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Alright, you got me. I'm really just a flaming gay Catholic who came out here for a good time. And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it WEREN'T FOR YOUR DARN JESUS. (yeah I get it, i'm hellbound for sure.) God bless you guys, this was fun. Ciao babes.

[smokincold]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

AHHHHHH

now that I have your attention...

You are wrong. You should not judge others, or groups of others. Try judging yourself, if anyone. Believe it or not, but YOU ARE NOT CLEAN. If you think you are. If you judge others, you are no christian. Mend your own ways before you tell others to. The message to me was quite clear:Furries are NOT wrong. And if I did get the wrong message, you are not to judge. That is the message I tell. That is all.


and this is to sum up this post:


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Im outta here.

I agree with lern2bnormal completely. If you can't go without passing judgement on people then nothing matters. Don't you get it. By calling furries "unholy beings" your turnings yourselves into what you think they are. It doesn't matter how good and pure you are. You seem to forget that the main premise of the entire Christian religion in it of itself is to praise god and accept others. You're only doing half of that. Is 50% an A on a test?

You people honestly disgust me. I'm actually laughing at how stupid you all are being. "Not all of them are God-hating bastards, just most of them." Please your killing me!

So your telling me, that if I wanted to put on an animal costume to entertain kids and hang out and just have a good time, that make me 1. a bastard 2. homosexual 3. godless 4. unable to be save, and the list goes on. That's just from this page. I haven't even taken the time to go through the other ones. I don't need to!

The posts question in it of itself is blasphemy. Calling out a group of people that you know none of. I'm sitting here staring at an emoticon of Arabians (I'm assuming Muslim) getting blown up! Just because they have an opinion! Even the banner for this website is blasphemy. "Unsaved Unwelcome!" News flash, God welcomes all into his Church, saved or not. The unsaved go to church to become saved! Anyone can be saved. But the people here are caught up in their own games, to ignorant to realize that "oh maybe other people actually do exist and have feelings and emotion." Furries accept all. They're doing a better job being Christian than you are, even the ones that aren't Christian (Yeah there are Christian furries).

So here's an idea. Take a step back, and take a good long look at yourself before you push ideals onto others. This post has sickened me.

Just in case you try to pull the hypocrite card later, I'm going to make myself extra clear. I'm not trying to make you accept everyone. But don't do things under false pretense. I you find yourself incapable of forgiving people, and accepting who they are, then you are not Christian. Go find yourself another religion.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

...You seem to forget that the main premise of the entire Christian religion in it of itself is to praise god and accept others...

Nope, it's praising God (because He's Jealous, Exodus 34:14) and doing what He tells you. All of it (James 2:10).

Please quote your Bible where it says to accept others unconditionally.

...News flash, God welcomes all into his Church, saved or not...

Again, cite your Bible. I wanna see that.

...Anyone can be saved...

Nope, sorry.

...I you find yourself incapable of forgiving people, and accepting who they are, then you are not Christian...

That's not what being a Christian means. A lot of people have lied to you about what the Bible says, obviously. Do yourself a favour and read it.

[Back against wall]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Even the banner for this website is blasphemy. "Unsaved Unwelcome!" News flash, God welcomes all into his Church, saved or not.

If our most Glorious Rightous and Exquisite banner states "Unsaved Unwelcome" then it's a fact. No hissy fit or soap box protest can claim different.

Aside from that. HI! How are you, we havent met. I'm Brother BAW.

I truly want to love you child, but not before Jesus does.

[smokincold]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

"And Peter said to them, “Repent and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins, and you will receive the gift of the Holy Spirit." -Acts 2:38

"Because, if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. For with the heart one believes and is justified, and with the mouth one confesses and is saved." -Romans 10:9

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

"And Peter said to them, “Repent and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins, and you will receive the gift of the Holy Spirit." -Acts 2:38

You are quoting a false bible. Actual Bible says this.

Acts 2:38Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.

In any case, it's a really good example about how only people who follow Christ are saved. Those people that are not baptized (like jews, injuns, muslims, hindoo demon-worshipers) and does not believe in Jesus, He will throw them in eternal torment of hell.

GLORY!

[1liesalot]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Animals are all retards. They make silly, pointless noises and it makes no sense. Most of them are smelly. They therefore cannot enter the gates of heaven. Look at this one.

[1liesalot]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

.. Some of them look like this

[Didymus Much]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Animals are all retards...

This thread is about people who dress as animals, not animals themselves.

...They make silly, pointless noises and it makes no sense...

So do you.

...Most of them are smelly. They therefore cannot enter the gates of heaven...

It's because they don't have souls, you moron.

...Look at this one.

Followed up with a hotlink fail. Are you done here, yet?

[smokincold]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

In any case, it's a really good example about how only people who follow Christ are saved.

Exactly, and anyone can choose to follow Christ.