[Remy Lebeau]

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and according to my husband, I am an excellent wife. And quite frankly, his opinion of me as a spouse is the only one that counts.

Your the husband in your "marriage" so the test isn't even valid for you. As if you wouldn't beat that sissy to within an inch of his life if he said otherwise.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Your the husband in your "marriage" so the test isn't even valid for you.

Nonsense. You lot just don't like women with minds of their own.

As if you wouldn't beat that sissy to within an inch of his life if he said otherwise.

I would never hit my husband, nor would he ever hit me. Violence has no part in our marriage.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Doesn't everyone?

I sure your husband's doctor-modified front butt and backside are VERY familiar with all manner of marital devices! I'm sure the both of you are well acquainted with models like The Super Snake, The Devastator, Sir Pounds-a-lot, The Hit Me baby in One More Hole, The Realistic Jeff Stryker, The Chump Choker, 18" Glow Worm, Ebony Monster Masher, The Driller Killer, Ten Pounds of Pleasure, Doc Johnson's Double Headed Destructor, The Push Me Pull You, and Two Fists of Fury.

You probably subscribe to The Dong of the Month Club™.

[Remy Lebeau]

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I would never hit my husband, nor would he ever hit me. Violence has no part in our marriage.

You've trained him well I see. Does he have your dinner ready when you come home and shut his yap when you're watching the game?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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You've trained him well I see. Does he have your dinner ready when you come home and shut his yap when you're watching the game?

We take turns cooking.
I don't watch sports. When he wants to watch a game, he watches it on one of the tv's and I watch what I want on the other.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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This thread was supposed to be about what a wonderful True Christian wife I will make for Pastor Zeke and instead and AS USUAL turned into a porno staring Old Iron Crotch.

By the way.... I scored 95%.

[Glendora Christianson]

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I just wanted to add a few things...

Certain appliances are a convenience . . . dishwashers, clothes washers, clothes dryers, microwave ovens, coffee makers, electric mixers, electric vacuum cleaners, in-sink-disposals, and even electric irons, should all be considered gifts that your husband doesn't have to buy for you. If you are fortunate enough to have them, take better care of them than you would yourself! Or you might end up like this!

[SUV]

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We take turns cooking.

Simply how perverse is this thread going to get?!

Be strong, Sister Thumper!

[Remy Lebeau]

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We take turns cooking.
I don't watch sports. When he wants to watch a game, he watches it on one of the tv's and I watch what I want on the other.

You take turns?

Is he too weak and sissified to handle the heat of the kitchen? Is he such a limp wristed faggot that you have to step in and relieve him from his wifely duties because it's too hard on him? You're far more understanding than I would be if my wife was that pathetically useless. Well, we have a tad bit more money than you and have a paid chef, but you get the point.

Why do you even bother to reward him with his own little TV set to watch in his little shed if he can't even be counted on to have your dinner ready?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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You take turns?

Is he too weak and sissified to handle the heat of the kitchen? Is he such a limp wristed faggot that you have to step in and relieve him from his wifely duties because it's too hard on him? You're far more understanding than I would be if my wife was that pathetically useless. Well, we have a tad bit more money than you and have a paid chef, but you get the point.

Why do you even bother to reward him with his own little TV set to watch in his little shed if he can't even be counted on to have your dinner ready?

He isn't weak. The way I see it, we both eat, therefore we should both cook. We both walk on the floors, therefore we should both clean them. We both use the bushes to deficate and the lake to bathe, therefore we should both plant vegetables over our toilet spots. We rocks!

[Remy Lebeau]

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He isn't weak. The way I see it, we both eat, therefore we should both cook. We both walk on the floors, therefore we should both clean them. We both use the bushes to deficate and the lake to bathe, therefore we should both plant vegetables over our toilet spots. We rocks!

They way you see it? Oh, so you're just that generous. My advice to you would be to see to it that he does all the work. You don't want him ever stepping out of line. You are the man of the house after all.

I'd bet money that he squats down to take a piss behind those bushes. And I'd doubt I'd lose if I put my money on the fact that you stand up when you urinate.

[Osambo 08]

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They way you see it? Oh, so you're just that generous. My advice to you would be to see to it that he does all the work. You don't want him ever stepping out of line. You are the man of the house after all.

I'd bet money that he squats down to take a piss behind those bushes. And I'd doubt I'd lose if I put my money on the fact that you stand up when you urinate.

Gambling is a sin,Remy.

[Remy Lebeau]

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Gambling is a sin,Remy.

Where is the gamble? It's a sure thing.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Gambling is a sin,Remy.

Quote the scripture that backs up your claim, boy.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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They way you see it? Oh, so you're just that generous. My advice to you would be to see to it that he does all the work. You don't want him ever stepping out of line. You are the man of the house after all.

I'd bet money that he squats down to take a piss behind those bushes. And I'd doubt I'd lose if I put my money on the fact that you stand up when you urinate.

I am not a man

It doesn't matter if he sits down to pee. I sit down to pee as well so we both are EQUAL. We share the work so we both share the load. That's the way I like it and wouldn't have it any other way. Equality rocks!