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  • Old Iron Crotch
    SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
    • May 2007
    • 3056
    #16
    Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    I don't believe this for a minute:
    Somehow you've shamed your husband into thinking that he should be doing his own laundry. No man cares how his laundry is done, other than it is done right.

    He's not ashamed of doing his own laundry. He had been doing it for a long time before we met.
    And just because you don't care how your clothes are laundered (do you even know how to properly launder your own clothes?), doesn't mean that other men don't.
    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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      • Old Iron Crotch
        SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
        • May 2007
        • 3056
        #17
        Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        She's even forcing him to substitute pets for children. How insane is that?? This 'man' should force his way with her and make her have children for him. It's the Christian thing to do. She'll thank him later.

        When we met, he was sterile and I was in the early stages of menopause. We couldn't make a baby together if the fate of the free world rested on it, but that doesn't keep us from enjoying sex. In fact, we enjoy it even more since we don't have to worry about me getting pregnant.
        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555
            #18
            Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

            Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
            When we met, he was sterile and I was in the early stages of menopause. We couldn't make a baby together if the fate of the free world rested on it, but that doesn't keep us from enjoying sex. In fact, we enjoy it even more since we don't have to worry about me getting pregnant.
            Okay, that's just disgusting. Why do you insist on fouling our Godly forum with your revolting personal revelations? If Jesus has seen fit to strike you barren, that is not a sign that you should fornicate like rutting farm animals.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Jean Poole
                Mother of 20
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2008
                • 384
                #19
                Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

                Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
                When we met, he was sterile and I was in the early stages of menopause. We couldn't make a baby together if the fate of the free world rested on it, but that doesn't keep us from enjoying sex. In fact, we enjoy it even more since we don't have to worry about me getting pregnant.
                S*x is not to be enjoyed. It is to produce babies. You and your excuse for a husband should never have got married if you are too old to reproduce.
                God hates Seth Cochrane.

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                  • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                    Senior Pastor
                    VP of Evangelical Outreach
                    On FIRE for Jesus
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5812
                    #20
                    Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

                    Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
                    No doubt your heathenish husband finds you quite acceptable, Iron Crotch. But he has undoubtedly never met a True Christian™ Lady.
                    He's known a few - he finds them boring.
                    Probably because they refused to mount him with a strap-on
                    Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                    ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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                      • Kris A.
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 7
                        #21
                        Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

                        Old Iron Crotch: How long have you been married to your husband? Are you newlyweds or have you been married for a while?
                        Ma 26:64 "Jesus saith unto him, Thou hast said: nevertheless I say unto you, Hereafter shall ye see the Son of man sitting on the right hand of power, and coming in the clouds of heaven."
                        If you think this is blasphemy, take is up with God and Jesus!

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                          • Old Iron Crotch
                            SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                            • May 2007
                            • 3056
                            #22
                            Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

                            Originally posted by Kris A. View Post
                            Old Iron Crotch: How long have you been married to your husband? Are you newlyweds or have you been married for a while?

                            We've been together 5 years in this life. We're certain that we were soulmates in previous lives as well.
                            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78555
                                #23
                                Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

                                Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
                                We've been together 5 years in this life. We're certain that we were soulmates in previous lives as well.
                                More blasphemy!!

                                The Holy Bible does NOT mention past lives! You owe Jesus an apology, witch!!
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • Old Iron Crotch
                                    SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                                    • May 2007
                                    • 3056
                                    #24
                                    Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                    More blasphemy!!

                                    The Holy Bible does NOT mention past lives! You owe Jesus an apology, witch!!

                                    The Bible isn't my book.

                                    As for an apology to a deity I don't worship - ain't gonna happen in this lifetime.
                                    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                                      • SayvedByTheLord
                                        Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                                        True Christian™
                                        • May 2007
                                        • 3151
                                        #25
                                        Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

                                        This is definitely a TMI moment Crotch.

                                        Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
                                        When we met, he was sterile and I was in the early stages of menopause. We couldn't make a baby together if the fate of the free world rested on it, but that doesn't keep us from enjoying sex. In fact, we enjoy it even more since we don't have to worry about me getting pregnant.


                                         Leviticus 26:27-29

                                        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                                        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                                        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                                          • Old Iron Crotch
                                            SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                                            • May 2007
                                            • 3056
                                            #26
                                            Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

                                            Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                                            This is definitely a TMI moment Crotch.

                                            You lot are the ones insisting that people should only be married for the purpose of making babies. Believe it or not, there are people who actually marry for no other reason than love for each other.
                                            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                                              • Sister Noddy
                                                True Christian™
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Jun 2007
                                                • 1843
                                                #27
                                                Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

                                                Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post

                                                You lot are the ones insisting that people should only be married for the purpose of making babies. Believe it or not, there are people who actually marry for no other reason than love for each other.
                                                Um, have you got Bible scripture to back that up, iron buns?
                                                1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                                                1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                                                1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                                                Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                                                Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                                                  • Matthew Gabriel
                                                    Unsaved trash
                                                    Under Investigation
                                                    • Sep 2008
                                                    • 22
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

                                                    How do you know what a strap-on is?
                                                    We do not allow this space to be used for the dissemination of atheistic nazi propaganda. KJV Scripture is more appropriate. --Admin

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                                                      • Old Iron Crotch
                                                        SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                                                        • May 2007
                                                        • 3056
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

                                                        Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
                                                        Um, have you got Bible scripture to back that up, iron buns?
                                                        I don't need it, since your scriptures aren't mine.
                                                        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                                                          • Old Iron Crotch
                                                            SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                                                            • May 2007
                                                            • 3056
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Advice for Marital Bliss

                                                            Originally posted by Matthew Gabriel View Post
                                                            How do you know what a strap-on is?

                                                            Doesn't everyone?
                                                            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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