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  • Marshall
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    Re: About Marital Rape.

    A husband cannot rape his wife. It is impossible.

    Most cases of so called "rape" can be attributed to lascivious behavior and suggestive clothing giving off the wrong signals.
    However.
    Sometimes it is punishment from God for a woman being overweight or wearing too much make up or not going to church or even for accepting a raise instead of letting the better man have it. You never know what is going to set Christ off so it is best to live a demure and chaiste existance until a man allows you to become his lucky bride, then serve him with all your being as Christ commands.

    Jesus is serious business and women need to either go with His flow or get laid to waste in His wake.

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  • VictoryOS
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    Re: About Marital Rape.

    Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
    If you didn't take a vow to obey, you are under no obligation to do so.

    If you are not Christian, you are not bound by Biblical commands.

    If one spouse is in the mood and the other isn't, the one who is *expletive deleted* should simply *expletive deleted*.

    No rape victim should ever apologize to her rapist.
    I've noticed that every time the conversation turns to genitalia, here comes Old Crotch Rot. Don't you have some baby bacon to fry, you miserable witch?

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    Re: About Marital Rape.

    Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
    If you didn't take a vow to obey, you are under no obligation to do so.
    This is poor advice; you have seen that it is a commandment from the Law of God and requires no vow. Furthermore, a woman cannot take a vow unto God, it has to be done through her father
    Nu:30:4: And her father hear her vow, and her bond wherewith she hath bound her soul, and her father shall hold his peace at her: then all her vows shall stand, and every bond wherewith she hath bound her soul shall stand.
    Nu:30:5: But if her father disallow her in the day that he heareth; not any of her vows, or of her bonds wherewith she hath bound her soul, shall stand: and the LORD shall forgive her, because her father disallowed her.

    or husband.

    Nu:30:6: And if she had at all an husband, when she vowed, or uttered ought out of her lips, wherewith she bound her soul;
    Nu:30:7: And her husband heard it, and held his peace at her in the day that he heard it: then her vows shall stand, and her bonds wherewith she bound her soul shall stand.
    Nu:30:8: But if her husband disallowed her on the day that he heard it; then he shall make her vow which she vowed, and that which she uttered with her lips, wherewith she bound her soul, of none effect: and the LORD shall forgive her.

    Unless she is a widow

    Nu:30:9: But every vow of a widow, and of her that is divorced, wherewith they have bound their souls, shall stand against her.

    If you are not Christian, you are not bound by Biblical commands.
    As this is the world’s most Christian Church, this is hardly an argument.

    If one spouse is in the mood and the other isn't, the one who is intent upon going in unto should simply disgustingness deleted.
    This is not a good idea, not only could you go blind but the LORD in His Mercy, may slay you.


    Ge:38:7: And Er, Judah's firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the LORD; and the LORD slew him.
    Ge:38:8: And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother.
    Ge:38:9: And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.
    Ge:38:10: And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

    No rape victim should ever apologize to her rapist.
    There would be no rape if Biblical Law were obeyed.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: About Marital Rape.

    Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
    If you didn't take a vow to obey, you are under no obligation to do so.
    In which case you are not married in the eyes of God and are therefore sinful fornicators.

    Enjoy hell.

    Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
    If you are not Christian, you are not bound by Biblical commands.
    Wrong again. Every human being is bound by God's law. If you waste your God-given free will and reject His loving commandments, then you are condemning yourself to an eternity of damnation.

    Enjoy hell.

    Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
    If one spouse is in the mood and the other isn't, the one who is ***** should simply **********.
    "Mood" has nothing to do with it. It is a wife's duty to produce as many future soldiers for Christ as possible, and her Godly Husband will decide when that event is to occur.

    And encouraging others to sin by diddling themselves is about as low as a person can get in my humble opinion. Maybe that's how you get your jollies lady, but we Christians do not want to hear about it!

    Enjoy hell.

    Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
    No rape victim should ever apologize to her rapist.
    All females should devote a large portion of their lives apologizing to Men (starting with Jesus!) in as many ways as possible. It is thanks to empty-headed fools like Eve that we are all in the mess we're in today!

    Enjoy hell.

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Re: About Marital Rape.

    Originally posted by Jean Poole View Post
    Now, as we all know, Marital Rape is a very serious topic. There is a victim and a perpetrator. It is a dreadful crime.

    When you refuse your husband his marital rights, you are committing a crime, Ladies! You swore to honor and OBEY him! Even if you didn't, you still have to: Ephesians 5:24 Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything. If he asks you to minister to him, what right do you have to refuse? Well, I say there is too much talk of "rights" these days. What we need is more responsibility. Women need to make themselves responsible for their husband's godly needs. By not doing what you vowed to do, you are abusing your husband, Ladies!

    So next time you lie to Baby Jesus and pretend you have a headache, and your husband requires his rights of you, you just think about what a terrible thing you did. Then apologize to your husband for forcing his hand, and pray to Jesus that he forgive you.


    If you didn't take a vow to obey, you are under no obligation to do so.

    If you are not Christian, you are not bound by Biblical commands.

    If one spouse is in the mood and the other isn't, the one who is *expletive deleted* should simply *expletive deleted*.

    No rape victim should ever apologize to her rapist.
    Last edited by Pastor Billy-Reuben; 09-22-2008, 12:56 AM. Reason: Removed swear words.

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  • Jean Poole
    started a topic About Marital Rape.

    About Marital Rape.

    Now, as we all know, Marital Rape is a very serious topic. There is a victim and a perpetrator. It is a dreadful crime.

    When you refuse your husband his marital rights, you are committing a crime, Ladies! You swore to honor and OBEY him! Even if you didn't, you still have to: Ephesians 5:24 Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything. If he asks you to minister to him, what right do you have to refuse? Well, I say there is too much talk of "rights" these days. What we need is more responsibility. Women need to make themselves responsible for their husband's godly needs. By not doing what you vowed to do, you are abusing your husband, Ladies!

    So next time you lie to Baby Jesus and pretend you have a headache, and your husband requires his rights of you, you just think about what a terrible thing you did. Then apologize to your husband for forcing his hand, and pray to Jesus that he forgive you.

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