[TwinkBoy]

Re: Help! We're Being Flooded!

OHhh...look at me...I'm all wet! Silly me!! Look! There's a light over at the FRANKENSTEIN place!! LOL........

BTW, loves, WHAT'S wrong with being

GAY ?????????

[Brother Love]

Re: Help! We're Being Flooded!

OHhh...look at me...I'm all wet! Silly me!! Look! There's a light over at the FRANKENSTEIN place!! LOL........

BTW, loves, WHAT'S wrong with being

GAY ?????????

What's wrong with being a QUEER? Plenty!! OUR Holy Bible KJV1611 CLEARLY teaches that GOD HATES QUEERS! I'm not going to post all the BIBLICAL passages here as they have been plastered all over this forum and obviously Twink, you and the other HOMERSEXUALS here ignore them anyway! I don't understand why YOU HOMERSEXUAL FOLKS just can't get it through your thin heads. Men having SEX with other men and women having SEXxxx with other women is a SIN!! In your own PERVERTED minds you folks try to "justify" your DEGENERATE faggish SEXUAL-a behavior BUT in God's eyes you are still ABMONINATIONS-a!

REPENT HOMERSEXUAL SINNERS!

REPENT OR BURN FOREVER!!

[WickedWitch]

Re: Help! We're Being Flooded!

Do you usually confuse a statement with an invitation. No. Do you usually confuse a question with a statement? <-- See what I did there? That's a question mark. Question marks end questions, periods end statements. If I said the sky is blue, would you be looking for a cupcake in my hand?

I might, except for the fact that I don't really like cupcakes. I might ask you for a doughnut, though.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Help! We're Being Flooded!

OHhh...look at me...I'm all wet! Silly me!! Look! There's a light over at the FRANKENSTEIN place!! LOL........

BTW, loves, WHAT'S wrong with being

GAY ?????????

Absolutely nothing, Twink dear. These men are most likely just jealous that you look better in a corset than they do.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Help! We're Being Flooded!

Absolutely nothing, Twink dear. These men are most likely just jealous that you look better in a corset than they do.

Especially Brother Love. I can see it in the way he posts. He wants Riff Raff all to himself, that's his problem. There's nothing wrong with you, Twink.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Help! We're Being Flooded!

Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
Do you usually confuse a statement with an invitation. No. Do you usually confuse a question with a statement? <-- See what I did there? That's a question mark. Question marks end questions, periods end statements. If I said the sky is blue, would you be looking for a cupcake in my hand?

I might, except for the fact that I don't really like cupcakes. I might ask you for a doughnut, though.

See? The best that you can do when you don't have Jesus on your side is go after that one typographical error. I have the Bible in my favour, you have accidental punctuation.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Help! We're Being Flooded!

The bible which states that women are to remain uneducated ovens for baking children and nothing more.

Undecided does have the advantage of an education and a high IQ. Oh, and not being afraid to use that lump of gray matter in her skull otherwise known as a brain.

[Brother Love]

Re: Help! We're Being Flooded!

The bible which states that women are to remain uneducated ovens for baking children and nothing more.

Undecided does have the advantage of an education and a high IQ. Oh, and not being afraid to use that lump of gray matter in her skull otherwise known as a brain.

Well..hehe...Witch HELL-singer you are absolutely RIGHT! Women ARE to remain "uneducated ovens for baking children and nothing more." That IS why God put women on this Earth, sinner Witch!

Now, regarding your comments on "Undecided" I ask BY whose standards? She has a high IQ? That's IMPOSSIBLE Witch because we all know Women DON'T have BRAINS!! NONE OF THEM WITCH!!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Help! We're Being Flooded!

So then if we don't have brains, what is it that enables us to think, and what's that lump of gray matter in our heads that shows up in scans and x-rays? Hmm?

Honestly, you should take a page from Twink's book, and be a little more loving (like your name would suggest but which you are not!)

[TwinkBoy]

Re: Help! We're Being Flooded!

Thanks Rachael, love. I think Brother Love can be all wrapped up in this...

"Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15

He must be proud of it because it's part of his signature. Hmmm...maybe he just posted it not realizing a Freudian SLIP...snicker, snicker

[Enobarbus]

Re: Help! We're Being Flooded!

You're so ridiculous, Eno, but that's why I love you!

You show some respect for your elders, you impudent little canuckstani cow, before the Lord punishes you!

Lev 19:32 ¶ Thou shalt rise up before the hoary head, and honour the face of the old man, and fear thy God: I [am] the LORD.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Help! We're Being Flooded!

Especially Brother Love. I can see it in the way he posts. He wants Riff Raff all to himself, that's his problem. There's nothing wrong with you, Twink.

This simply gives us an insight into how far you have slipped into licentiousness, depravity, and debauchery yourself. There is so much wrong with Twink that it would take days to enumerate each item one by one. Twink is an abomination's abomination, a pervert's pervert, about as low as it is to be and still be considered possibly human.

His attempting to wear your corsets is just one of his sins:

Deu 22:5 ¶ The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so [are] abomination unto the LORD thy God.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Help! We're Being Flooded!

I might, except for the fact that I don't really like cupcakes. I might ask you for a doughnut, though.

I'd expect both of you women to have cakes in your hands.
Get your lazy behind back in the kitchen, "undecided"!
You can try to decide what you're going to bake next!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Help! We're Being Flooded!

Twink is an abomination's abomination, a pervert's pervert, about as low as it is to be and still be consider possibly human.

Senior Pastor, being new here I realize that it is not my place to tell the Pastors how to run this Godly message board. It is my observation that Twink appears to spend an inordinate amount of time trolling the Introductory Forums for new recruits to his particular brand of debauchery (I'm sure an inspection of the Holy Server logs will confirm this). I'm concerned about the safety of many of the confused and impressionable young people that show up here and, in the event that he should succeed in luring one or more of them into his Den of Depravity,

Castles Don't Have Phones

Perhaps a warning to that effect could be placed on his Avatar.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Help! We're Being Flooded!

You show some respect for your elders, you impudent little canuckstani cow, before the Lord punishes you!

You so know that wasn't an insult. Admit it. You know I was (platonically) affectionately teasing you!

This simply gives us an insight into how far you have slipped into licentiousness, depravity, and debauchery yourself. There is so much wrong with Twink that it would take days to enumerate each item one by one. Twink is an abomination's abomination, a pervert's pervert, about as low as it is to be and still be considered possibly human.

What I like the most about this is how you didn't deny my comment about how Broth Love wants Riff Raff all to himself. *Snickers*

Castles Don't Have Phones

*Cackles* Oh that's marvelous! But if everybody knows that castles don't have phones, how's Twink supposed to get any visitors and share his hospitality? (Aside from setting up those tire-popper-thingies all over the place, that is.)