[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Help! We're Being Flooded!

Senior Pastor, being new here I realize that it is not my place to tell the Pastors how to run this Godly message board. It is my observation that Twink appears to spend an inordinate amount of time trolling the Introductory Forums for new recruits to his particular brand of debauchery (I'm sure an inspection of the Holy Server logs will confirm this). I'm concerned about the safety of many of the confused and impressionable young people that show up here and, in the event that he should succeed in luring one or more of them into his Den of Depravity,

Castles Don't Have Phones

Perhaps a warning to that effect could be placed on his Avatar.

A wonderful idea, Brother.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Help! We're Being Flooded!

*Cackles* Oh that's marvelous! But if everybody knows that castles don't have phones, how's Twink supposed to get any visitors...

I'm shocked to see that people still know about and practice this Satanic cult of debauchery. In the days before I found Jesus, I saw the "Rocky Horror Show" live on stage with that harlot Wendy O. Williams in the cast.

Go ahead, laugh and have fun with your little fetishes, Missy. This was not the first of the "Gender-Bender" movement, the Kathylicks have been practicing it for centuries. Satan puts these into your mind to divert you from the path of the Lord. So just enjoy and put another coin in the devil's meter. When it comes time to check out permanently your cart is going to be empty. Have you contemplated what Eternity means?

[ImBill]

Re: Help! We're Being Flooded!

I'm going to ping the forum now alright bye.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Help! We're Being Flooded!

I'm going to ping the forum now alright bye.

You really don't need to tell us every time you touch yourself, especially if you get some sort of filthy pleasure from it (that is, a filthier pleasure than you're already giving yourself).

[Brother Love]

Re: Help! We're Being Flooded!

You really don't need to tell us every time you touch yourself, especially if you get some sort of filthy pleasure from it (that is, a filthier pleasure than you're already giving yourself).

Thank you Sister Mary Maria for telling this HEATHEN SINNER what we are all thinking!! Hopefully, the SINNER will spare us all from having to endure any further description of his own SELF FORNICATION.

By the way, I notice that Satan and his minions have been very busy on this Godly forum today. LBC is under SATANIC ATTACK and obviously a HORDE OF SODOMITES AND FORNICATORS have arrived at our door! Maybe it's high time LBC "host" one of it's infamous CROSS LIGHTING CEREMONIES?