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  • JennyD
    Honorary True Christian™
    Sweet Placid Sister
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 9567

    #16
    Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

    Originally posted by unsaved and dim View Post
    Ok, he is the lord of lords, so that gives him the right to peep through peoples windows? Ok, he's watching me masturbate, but is the camera really necessary?
    That's not Jesus, and the call is coming from INSIDE the house!
    Originally posted by Caucasian_Minister View Post
    Hey, Mr. Smith

    God decides if you were damned or saved before you were born.
    And by the looks of it, you deserve to bob in lava, you filthy, unsaved maggot.
    Brother Smith opens up, revealing his vulnerabilities, and shares a touching story of his troubled youth, and all you can do is insult him. Yet you claim to be a "minister"?

    Right.

    Shall I ban you now, or ban you later?
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    • Caucasian_Minister
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Feb 2009
      • 3

      #17
      Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

      Originally posted by JennyD View Post
      That's not Jesus, and the call is coming from INSIDE the house!
      How dare you relate Jesus, the sin of Onan, and low budget, Hellywood crap productions.

      If you ban me, God will see that you are preventing the spreading of knowledge of His True Relgion.

      SISTER! We, as people of God, need to bond together.

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      • JennyD
        Honorary True Christian™
        Sweet Placid Sister
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2007
        • 9567

        #18
        Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

        Originally posted by Caucasian_Minister View Post
        If you ban me, God will see that you are preventing the spreading of knowledge of His True Relgion.
        The stuff I've seen you spreading has nothing to do with God's Truth.
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        • Jay84722
          Unsaved trash
          • Mar 2011
          • 10

          #19
          Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

          Originally posted by Caucasian_Minister View Post
          Hey, Mr. Smith

          God decides if you were damned or saved before you were born.
          And by the looks of it, you deserve to bob in lava, you filthy, unsaved maggot.
          You disgust me. ALL have fallen short of the glory of God including you. No sin is irredeemable.

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          • Jay84722
            Unsaved trash
            • Mar 2011
            • 10

            #20
            Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

            Originally posted by JennyD View Post
            The stuff I've seen you spreading has nothing to do with God's Truth.
            Thank you .

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            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2006
              • 12414

              #21
              Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

              Is there any particular reason you searched for a thread about m*st*rbation that's been dead for over two years?
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              • rocknroll
                Unsaved trash, demon worshiper
                • Mar 2011
                • 28

                #22
                Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

                It's pretty obvious. He is a Christian who wanted to look-up if doing it was okay.

                Just so you know, every guy does it whether consciously or unconsciously, if he hasn't seen action for about a month.

                I like to believe that God looks away or does something else when I am doing it with a girl or m*st*rb*t*ng.
                A fool's lips enter into contention, and his mouth calleth for strokes. Proverbs 18:6

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                • Jay84722
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10

                  #23
                  Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

                  Oops, followed a link, and didn't notice the dates - ^ but yes it was something like that.

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                  • Born Again Bob
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 2318

                    #24
                    Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

                    Dear Friend,

                    Originally posted by rocknroll View Post
                    Just so you know, every guy does it whether consciously or unconsciously, if he hasn't seen action for about a month.
                    Not me! Click on the scissors by my name.

                    You have a choice, too!

                    Yours in Him,
                    BAB

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                    • rocknroll
                      Unsaved trash, demon worshiper
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 28

                      #25
                      Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

                      The technical term for it is nocturnal emission.
                      A fool's lips enter into contention, and his mouth calleth for strokes. Proverbs 18:6

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                      • doc_haynes
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 4

                        #26
                        Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

                        Being a bit of an exhibitionist, I really don't mind him watching.
                        I just wonder what he is doing while he is watching me?

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                        • Born Again Bob
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 2318

                          #27
                          Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

                          Dear Friend,

                          Originally posted by doc_haynes View Post
                          Being a bit of an exhibitionist, I really don't mind him watching.
                          I just wonder what he is doing while he is watching me?
                          Squinting.

                          Yours in Him,
                          BAB

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                          • rocknroll
                            Unsaved trash, demon worshiper
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 28

                            #28
                            Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

                            Originally posted by doc_haynes View Post
                            Being a bit of an exhibitionist, I really don't mind him watching.
                            I just wonder what he is doing while he is watching me?
                            Squirming.
                            A fool's lips enter into contention, and his mouth calleth for strokes. Proverbs 18:6

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                            • doc_haynes
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 4

                              #29
                              Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

                              Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
                              Dear Friend,



                              Squinting.

                              Yours in Him,
                              BAB
                              LOL Too funny!
                              So are you saying,
                              that God can make a penis so small
                              that Jesus can't see it?

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                              • doc_haynes
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 4

                                #30
                                Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

                                Originally posted by rocknroll View Post
                                Squirming.
                                When you say squirming,
                                do you mean it like he is feeling sickened and his stomach is crawling?
                                Or do you mean like when someone sees something, that turns them on and they get that squirming feeling down there below their stomach?
                                Hoping to clarify your meaning.

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