[JennyD]

Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

Ok, he is the lord of lords, so that gives him the right to peep through peoples windows? Ok, he's watching me masturbate, but is the camera really necessary?

That's not Jesus, and the call is coming from INSIDE the house!

Hey, Mr. Smith

God decides if you were damned or saved before you were born.
And by the looks of it, you deserve to bob in lava, you filthy, unsaved maggot.

Brother Smith opens up, revealing his vulnerabilities, and shares a touching story of his troubled youth, and all you can do is insult him. Yet you claim to be a "minister"?

Right.

Shall I ban you now, or ban you later?

[Caucasian_Minister]

Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

That's not Jesus, and the call is coming from INSIDE the house!

How dare you relate Jesus, the sin of Onan, and low budget, Hellywood crap productions.

If you ban me, God will see that you are preventing the spreading of knowledge of His True Relgion.

SISTER! We, as people of God, need to bond together.

[JennyD]

Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

If you ban me, God will see that you are preventing the spreading of knowledge of His True Relgion.

The stuff I've seen you spreading has nothing to do with God's Truth.

[Jay84722]

Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

Hey, Mr. Smith

God decides if you were damned or saved before you were born.
And by the looks of it, you deserve to bob in lava, you filthy, unsaved maggot.

You disgust me. ALL have fallen short of the glory of God including you. No sin is irredeemable.

[Jay84722]

Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

The stuff I've seen you spreading has nothing to do with God's Truth.

Thank you .

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

Is there any particular reason you searched for a thread about m*st*rbation that's been dead for over two years?

[rocknroll]

Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

It's pretty obvious. He is a Christian who wanted to look-up if doing it was okay.

Just so you know, every guy does it whether consciously or unconsciously, if he hasn't seen action for about a month.

I like to believe that God looks away or does something else when I am doing it with a girl or m*st*rb*t*ng.

[Jay84722]

Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

Oops, followed a link, and didn't notice the dates - ^ but yes it was something like that.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

Dear Friend,

Just so you know, every guy does it whether consciously or unconsciously, if he hasn't seen action for about a month.

Not me! Click on the scissors by my name.

You have a choice, too!

Yours in Him,
BAB

[rocknroll]

Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

The technical term for it is nocturnal emission.

[doc_haynes]

Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

Being a bit of an exhibitionist, I really don't mind him watching.
I just wonder what he is doing while he is watching me?

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

Dear Friend,

Being a bit of an exhibitionist, I really don't mind him watching.
I just wonder what he is doing while he is watching me?

Squinting.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[rocknroll]

Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

Being a bit of an exhibitionist, I really don't mind him watching.
I just wonder what he is doing while he is watching me?

Squirming.

[doc_haynes]

Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

Dear Friend,



Squinting.

Yours in Him,
BAB

LOL Too funny!
So are you saying,
that God can make a penis so small
that Jesus can't see it?

[doc_haynes]

Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

Squirming.

When you say squirming,
do you mean it like he is feeling sickened and his stomach is crawling?
Or do you mean like when someone sees something, that turns them on and they get that squirming feeling down there below their stomach?
Hoping to clarify your meaning.