[Paul the Foreigner]

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Proverbs 17:24

King James Version (KJV)


24Wisdom is before him that hath understanding; but the eyes of a fool are in the ends of the earth.

Dear Billy Bob Jenkins
I mean, I cannot understand because my english is not perfect.
Pls someone write down, or make subtitles.
It would help me a lot.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Dear Billy Bob Jenkins
I mean, I cannot understand because my english is not perfect.
Pls someone write down, or make subtitles.
It would help me a lot.

Oh. How embarrassing. I'm terribly sorry you weren't born in America.

God says you shouldn't lean on your own understanding anyway. Just trust the Lord.

Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.

[worshiper29]

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The Scripture makes it clear what to do if you are tempted and you cannot refrain from your lusts! Simply blind yourself...LITERALLY of course!


Matthew 18:9

And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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The Scripture makes it clear what to do if you are tempted and you cannot refrain from your lusts! Simply blind yourself...LITERALLY of course!


Matthew 18:9

And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.

Satan wants us to see and have open eyes, so that we can see our own nakedness, according to Genesis 3:7. How embarrassing! Of course we should remove our eyeballs!

Genesis 3:7 King James Version (KJV)

7 And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I praise God He created women without the ability to masturbate.

Such an undignified, disgusting habit.

Thank you JESUS!

[worshiper29]

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Satan wants us to see and have open eyes, so that we can see our own nakedness, according to Genesis 3:7. How embarrassing! Of course we should remove our eyeballs!

Amen, a holy and perfect analogy!

Id like to see the requesting time for designated eye
and hand removals in a service, so the person's soul is spared from hell fire that feel they cannot control themselves!
They pray over people, why not "cut off" what is unrighteous or allow them to do it in front of the leaders or congregation as a testimony?
Now if this cannot stop, I'm certain both the eye and the right hand should be removed (Matthew 5:30), if it is the right hand and eye that is causing the sinning.
We know they both go hand in hand (no unholy pun intended).

Those that are left handed are NOT exempt, as this Scripture is clear that you "cut off" whatever is causing the sin in the first place:
("...and not that thy whole body be cast into hell"). I thought Id mention that since many like to find those silly little loop holes that don't exist!
This means you ambidextrous people too. Save yourselves now, and cut off both so you don't have a crutch!

Matthew 5:30 (KJV) --

And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Now that queers are forcing their hateful practices on the rest of us, the rate of masturbations will skyrocket.

[DemonThinker96]

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I praise God He created women without the ability to masturbate.

Such an undignified, disgusting habit.

Thank you JESUS!

Women can't masturbate? Yeah right, ALL of my female friends do it [not that I've seen them do it though]

[DemonThinker96]

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Now that queers are forcing their hateful practices on the rest of us, the rate of masturbations will skyrocket.

How are they forcing their lifestyles on you? Are they tying you down to a bed and forcing you to have sex with men? Most of my gay friends don't give a d**m about other people's sexuality.

[Didymus Much]

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...Yeah right, ALL of my female friends do it [not that I've seen them do it though]

Hey, wow, could you please offer more completely unsubstantiated personal beliefs? I don't think we have enough of those here.

Oh, and don't go offering "proof" or "evidence" of anything you claim. Anyone who disagrees with you is just ignant, obv.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Women can't masturbate? Yeah right, ALL of my female friends do it [not that I've seen them do it though]

My dear Sister was speaking as a True Christian woman of God, having been properly introduced to Jesus, and walking with Him, since birth. She has been spared the knowledge of the filthy, God-hating tramps that "flick the bean" every chance they get. Please do not jeopardize her relationship with Christ by suggesting she violate herself and make our Savior weep.

Personally, the very thought of a young lady masturbating makes me queasy. I can just imagine a girl coming home when the house is empty, furtively looking around to make sure she is alone, locking her bedroom door and disrobing. Splayed out on her bed, "exploring" her God-given body, parting the clam and eventually mounting her bedpost. The repulsive noise and screaming as she takes our Lord's name in vain..

Oh, how Christ must weep.

1 Thessalonians 4:3-5: "For this is the will of God, even your sanctification, that ye should abstain from fornication.

That every one of you should know how to possess his vessel in sanctification and honour;

Not in the lust of concupiscence, even as the Gentiles which know not God:"

Kindly keep this sordid and reprobate filth to yourself.

In Christ

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Women can't masturbate? Yeah right, ALL of my female friends do it [not that I've seen them do it though]

Your friends are trannies. Women don't have a tool to violate between their legs, dear.

I hope that helps.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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How are they forcing their lifestyles on you? Are they tying you down to a bed and forcing you to have sex with men? Most of my gay friends don't give a d**m about other people's sexuality.

Do you know what the Holy Bible says about having "gay friends?"

Homers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death." That means you, boy.

Romans 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

[DemonThinker96]

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Do you know what the Holy Bible says about having "gay friends?"

Homers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death." That means you, boy.

You didn't answer my question. How are gay people forcing their lifestyle on you? Threaten me with hell all you want, it doesn't scare me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You didn't answer my question. How are gay people forcing their lifestyle on you? Threaten me with hell all you want, it doesn't scare me.

Whatever God says, goes. Personally I don't have any animosity toward homers. They may be fine upstanding citizens who pay their taxes and sweep their porches. But they commit sodomy and they disgust God to the point where He says that homers are WORTHY OF DEATH. That's right from the Bible, son. And we don't just pick and choose which verses to obey. God commands that we obey EVERY WORD of the Holy Bible to the letter.

So, queers are bad and hellbound because God says so. Ditto witches, atheists, those who follow other gods, and so on. Try reading the Bible instead of masturbating all day long, boy.