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Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat. -
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Wow! Watch that video if your horny n you'll be cured of the itch in no time.
Scary!
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Does Jesus like to watch?Originally posted by bluefire View PostWow! Watch that video if your horny n you'll be cured of the itch in no time. Scary!Comment
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You're not only a drunk Austrian scumbag, you are also a bonafied pervert.Originally posted by 999Dev View Post
YOU SICK PUPPY!
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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Originally posted by Wide-Open View PostYou're not only a drunk Austrian scumbag, you are also a bonafied pervert.
YOU SICK PUPPY!
Did you mean Australian? Not that I'am. I'am a pervert though.Comment
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No surprise in a penal colony.Originally posted by 999Dev View Post
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.Comment
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An Independant Baptist Church out in Ohio (I think) uses this video at their young men's Christian Circle. It seems pretty good.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Awww! I love the angry scottish one! He's awesome!! Hehehe...um... have to change my signature... can't think of anything to put... oh well...Comment
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I agree with drunken aussie pervert. if Jesus is watching me masturbate, shouldn't he be locked up?Comment
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He is the King of Kings and the Lord of Lords. I'd like to see you try and arrest Him, maggot.Originally posted by unsaved and proud View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Ok, he is the lord of lords, so that gives him the right to peep through peoples windows? Ok, he's watching me masturbate, but is the camera really necessary?Comment
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In that case, it's probably not Jesus. It might be the U.S. Department of Faith collecting evidence to show to Jesus when the rapture happens.Comment
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You are the one that should be locked up, and sent to roast forver in the fiery lakes of hell.Originally posted by unsaved and dim View Post
Touching yourself and trying to feel sensual pleasure of which is not directed towards the Lord is a sin.
You are horrid for thinking otherwise.
Praise Jesus.Comment
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Glory, it's about time we had a thread dealing with this. Before I was saved, I masturbated up a storm. Sometimes three, four, or five times a day (my record was seven, but that put me out of commission for about a week). Sometimes I'd even do a quick jerk before church and then a longer, slower toss off with a Playboy (1977 Playmate of the Year edition) on Sunday afternoon. Not only was I committing the sin of Onan, but I was also not keeping the Sabbath holy, so I was doubly damned! I remember one blustry autumn Sunday afternoon, Brother Nobar and I were out in the Landover Cemetary, and... well, maybe that's a story best left untold.
Now that Jesus has come into my life, I no longer feel the urges to do all the nasty sex things that I enjoyed so much before, including masturbating. I have more free time, I'm less sleepy, I'm saving on Kleenex. Any way you look at it, turining your life over to Jesus instead of your penis gives you a life worth living. Rosie Palm and her five siblings are officially retired, and I've turned to more wholesome reading material.
Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25Comment
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Hey, Mr. SmithOriginally posted by Ahimaaz Smith View PostGlory, it's about time we had a thread dealing with this. Before I was saved, I masturbated up a storm.
God decides if you were damned or saved before you were born.
And by the looks of it, you deserve to bob in lava, you filthy, unsaved maggot.Comment
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