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  • OnYourKnees
    On Extended Furlough
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2006
    • 4729
    #46
    Re: my friend is have more problem

    Originally posted by mollychu View Post
    uhm. what does that have anything to do with anything?
    Well, this thread IS about Hibachi's friend, who has a problem with his horniness and trying to conquer it in a Christian manner. If you scroll back to the beginning, you'll see!

    Oh, I'm sorry. Did YOU want to marry Hiroshima's horny friend?

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      • mollychu
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        • Jan 2007
        • 143
        #47
        Re: my friend is have more problem

        Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
        Did YOU want to marry Hiroshima's horny friend?
        Nononono. i wanna marry jordi, the cute guy in my band class....

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          • OnYourKnees
            On Extended Furlough
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2006
            • 4729
            #48
            Re: my friend is have more problem

            Originally posted by mollychu View Post
            Nononono. i wanna marry jordi, the cute guy in my band class....
            Then maybe your little Asian friend can satisfy marry Horndogito's horny pal!

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621
                #49
                Re: my friend is have more problem

                Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                Then maybe your little Asian friend can satisfy marry Horndogito's horny pal!
                And she can marry Horndogito! He may be a Godless little Japaninny heathen, but at least he's interested in women, and not a flute-playing metrosexual fruitcake who spells his name with an "i".

                Edit: Ok, maybe he does spell his name with an "i". You know what I mean.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • mollychu
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                    • Jan 2007
                    • 143
                    #50
                    Re: my friend is have more problem

                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    And she can marry Horndogito! He may be a Godless little Japaninny heathen, but at least he's interested in women, and not a flute-playing metrosexual fruitcake who spells his name with an "i".

                    Edit: Ok, maybe he does spell his name with an "i". You know what I mean.
                    Oh.

                    no you didnt.


                    i love jordi. hes my best friend. he is VERY much straight. and he doesnt play the flute, he plays the clarinet...

                    And he cant help whats on his birth certificate either.....
                    i personally love the name jordi. its so cute. and its cute on him too <3

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                      • Tyrone Shoelaces
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                        • Jan 2007
                        • 237
                        #51
                        Re: my friend is have more problem

                        Brother Temperence,

                        Do you mind if I ask what your name is? I'm sure we could somehow connect it to something homosexual. I'm sure you wouldn't like that.

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                          • Rev. Dr. Davidson
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 1439
                            #52
                            Re: my friend is have more problem

                            Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces View Post
                            Brother Temperence,

                            Do you mind if I ask what your name is? I'm sure we could somehow connect it to something homosexual. I'm sure you wouldn't like that.
                            God and the moderators will smite thee for uttering such things... tsk

                            When you get to quarantine, tell all those others hi.
                            "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                            (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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                              • Tyrone Shoelaces
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                                • Jan 2007
                                • 237
                                #53
                                Re: my friend is have more problem

                                What, I was just trying to prove a point. Just because someone's parents gave them a weird name doesn't mean that they are gay...

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                                  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                                    Scientific Advisor
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 2373
                                    #54
                                    Re: my friend is have more problem

                                    Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces View Post
                                    What, I was just trying to prove a point. Just because someone's parents gave them a weird name doesn't mean that they are gay...
                                    Perhaps you weren't aware of God's "10 generations" policy....
                                    Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                                      • Brother Temperance
                                        Senior Usher
                                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                        A very nice young man
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 15621
                                        #55
                                        Re: my friend is have more problem

                                        Originally posted by mollychu View Post
                                        Oh.

                                        no you didnt.
                                        No I "didnt" what?
                                        Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces
                                        Brother Temperence,

                                        Do you mind if I ask what your name is?
                                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                          • OnYourKnees
                                            On Extended Furlough
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Nov 2006
                                            • 4729
                                            #56
                                            Re: my friend is have more problem

                                            Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces View Post
                                            Brother Temperence,

                                            Do you mind if I ask what your name is?
                                            Um . . .
                                            Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces View Post
                                            What, I was just trying to prove a point. Just because someone's parents gave them a weird name doesn't mean that they are gay...
                                            No, it's very difficult for two gay people to become parents, unless they adopt or use a "surrogate" (that is, a harlot). They could, however, be sick liebral weirdos.

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